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#1: (1999) Big Boss Man's Poem to Ander the Gaint

Posted on 2005-07-07 06:13:29 by Smart Ape - Got a lump of coal from RSPW

'With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked
I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked
He lived a full life on his own terms
Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms
But if I could have a son as stupid as you
I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too
So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track
'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!'
--
--- "Damn dirty fleas..."
--- "Ever notice that at the start of a cartoon, Casper has no friends, and
by the end, he has some. Yet, in the next cartoon, he's friendless again?
Therefore, I think Casper is a soul-sucking-vampire-ghost."
--- Proud loser of TWO 2004 RSPW Poster Awards
--- 3rd Highest Vote-Getter in KORSPW 2005
--- Space (Animal) Hero #1 of the 1950's and 60's

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#2: Re: (1999) Big Boss Man's Poem to Ander the Gaint

Posted on 2005-07-07 06:21:14 by asant31605

Smart Ape - Now with MORE Archived! wrote:
> 'With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked
> I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked
> He lived a full life on his own terms
> Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms
> But if I could have a son as stupid as you
> I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too
> So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track
> 'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!'

Best Poem Ever! I saved that soundbyte and it still brings a tear to my
eye. RIP BOSSMAN! :(

"Hey Big Slow..your a Nasty Bastard! and your Momma said so!" No heel
comes close in recent years to the awesomeness (except maybe Snitsky)
that was Bossman in late '99.

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#3: Re: (1999) Big Boss Man's Poem to Ander the Gaint

Posted on 2005-07-07 13:03:37 by felicity4711

Ah, the Big Bossman taunting the Big Show about his father's death...I
remember that storyline. At the time it seemed depressing--but then
that was a bad year in my life, so I wasn't in the right mood to
appreciate that storyline.

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