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#1: Only in Mississippi ...

Posted on 2006-07-23 20:06:49 by slippymississippi

A police officer manning a radar trap clocks a woman tearing through a
Jackson neighborhood. He struggles to pursue the woman, and catches up
just in time to see her run over another woman. As he's sitting there
in shock, she backs up and runs over the woman a second time. He
finally has to exit the vehicle, gun drawn, to prevent the vehicle from
running over the woman a third time. It turns out that the victim is
the 17 year old lover of the driver's husband, who has called the wife
to tell her that she's going to burn down their house. The fire
department arrives, but is too late to stop the blaze, which,
coincidentally, started in the bedroom. The other residents of the
house relate that the husband has been telling everyone that the 17
year old is the family babysitter, to explain why she's been sleeping
over. The mother of the 17 year old quickly discovers what has
happened, because the 17 year old is taken for treatment to the same
hospital where her 16 year old sister is having a baby.

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#2: Re: Only in Mississippi ...

Posted on 2006-07-23 22:42:48 by Steve Cutchen

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com" target="_blank">1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com</a>&gt;,
PrinceGunter &lt;<a href="mailto:slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; A police officer manning a radar trap clocks a woman tearing through a
&gt; Jackson neighborhood.

A Mississippi State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
He says to the driver, &quot;Got any ID?&quot;
The driver says, &quot;Bout What?

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#3: Re: Only in Mississippi ...

Posted on 2006-07-23 22:54:06 by James Schrumpf

Quiet, Steve Cutchen &lt;<a href="mailto:maxfaq&#64;earthlink.net" target="_blank">maxfaq&#64;earthlink.net</a>&gt; -- I'm transmitting rage.

&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com" target="_blank">1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com</a>&gt;,
&gt; PrinceGunter &lt;<a href="mailto:slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; A police officer manning a radar trap clocks a woman tearing through a
&gt;&gt; Jackson neighborhood.
&gt;
&gt; A Mississippi State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
&gt; He says to the driver, &quot;Got any ID?&quot;
&gt; The driver says, &quot;Bout What?
&gt;

You have to from Missippi to even _get_ that joke.

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#4: Re: Only in Mississippi ...

Posted on 2006-07-23 23:39:06 by the_andrew_smith

Steve Cutchen wrote:
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com" target="_blank">1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com</a>&gt;,
&gt; PrinceGunter &lt;<a href="mailto:slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; A police officer manning a radar trap clocks a woman tearing through a
&gt; &gt; Jackson neighborhood.
&gt;
&gt; A Mississippi State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20.
&gt; He says to the driver, &quot;Got any ID?&quot;
&gt; The driver says, &quot;Bout What?

IFYPFY

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#5: Re: Only in Mississippi ...

Posted on 2006-07-24 00:33:33 by eagle

On Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:54:06 -0500, James Schrumpf
&lt;<a href="mailto:jaspammenotschrumpf&#64;adelphia.nospamnet" target="_blank">jaspammenotschrumpf&#64;adelphia.nospamnet</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Quiet, Steve Cutchen &lt;<a href="mailto:maxfaq&#64;earthlink.net" target="_blank">maxfaq&#64;earthlink.net</a>&gt; -- I'm transmitting rage.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com" target="_blank">1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt; PrinceGunter &lt;<a href="mailto:slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; A police officer manning a radar trap clocks a woman tearing through a
&gt;&gt;&gt; Jackson neighborhood.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; A Mississippi State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
&gt;&gt; He says to the driver, &quot;Got any ID?&quot;
&gt;&gt; The driver says, &quot;Bout What?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;You have to from Missippi to even _get_ that joke.

The truck driver was from aTm, then Auburn - it's been making the
rounds for some time.

Hugh

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#6: Re: Only in Mississippi ...

Posted on 2006-07-24 01:04:42 by James Schrumpf

Quiet, <a href="mailto:Eagle&#64;adelphia.net" target="_blank">Eagle&#64;adelphia.net</a> (J. Hugh Sullivan) -- I'm transmitting rage.

&gt; On Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:54:06 -0500, James Schrumpf
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:jaspammenotschrumpf&#64;adelphia.nospamnet" target="_blank">jaspammenotschrumpf&#64;adelphia.nospamnet</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Quiet, Steve Cutchen &lt;<a href="mailto:maxfaq&#64;earthlink.net" target="_blank">maxfaq&#64;earthlink.net</a>&gt; -- I'm transmitting rage.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com" target="_blank">1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt;&gt; PrinceGunter &lt;<a href="mailto:slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; A police officer manning a radar trap clocks a woman tearing through a
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Jackson neighborhood.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; A Mississippi State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
&gt;&gt;&gt; He says to the driver, &quot;Got any ID?&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt; The driver says, &quot;Bout What?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;You have to from Missippi to even _get_ that joke.
&gt;
&gt; The truck driver was from aTm, then Auburn - it's been making the
&gt; rounds for some time.
&gt;
&gt; Hugh
&gt;

There's a pattern there, somewhere...

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#7: Re: Only in Mississippi ...

Posted on 2006-07-24 02:49:32 by Steve Cutchen

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:Xns9809C2158A2F6jaschrumpfadelphiane&#64;216.196.97.142" target="_blank">Xns9809C2158A2F6jaschrumpfadelphiane&#64;216.196.97.142</a>&gt;, James
Schrumpf &lt;<a href="mailto:jaspammenotschrumpf&#64;adelphia.nospamnet" target="_blank">jaspammenotschrumpf&#64;adelphia.nospamnet</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Quiet, <a href="mailto:Eagle&#64;adelphia.net" target="_blank">Eagle&#64;adelphia.net</a> (J. Hugh Sullivan) -- I'm transmitting rage.
&gt;
&gt; &gt; On Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:54:06 -0500, James Schrumpf
&gt; &gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:jaspammenotschrumpf&#64;adelphia.nospamnet" target="_blank">jaspammenotschrumpf&#64;adelphia.nospamnet</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Quiet, Steve Cutchen &lt;<a href="mailto:maxfaq&#64;earthlink.net" target="_blank">maxfaq&#64;earthlink.net</a>&gt; -- I'm transmitting rage.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com" target="_blank">1153678009.707177.249730&#64;i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; PrinceGunter &lt;<a href="mailto:slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">slippymississippi&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; A police officer manning a radar trap clocks a woman tearing through a
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Jackson neighborhood.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; A Mississippi State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; He says to the driver, &quot;Got any ID?&quot;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; The driver says, &quot;Bout What?
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;You have to from Missippi to even _get_ that joke.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; The truck driver was from aTm, then Auburn - it's been making the
&gt; &gt; rounds for some time.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Hugh
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; There's a pattern there, somewhere...

TMML

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