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#1: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 10:10:32 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

<a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Cool.

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#2: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 10:34:46 by Martin G Bridges

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4i3jd1F1ud21U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4i3jd1F1ud21U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a> says...
&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;
&gt; Paranoid: High
&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt; Schizotypal: High
&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt; Borderline: Moderate
&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt; Avoidant: High
&gt; Dependent: Very High
&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: High
&gt;
Not as fucked up as you, thank God.

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

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#3: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 10:48:05 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Martin&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;mandab.co.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;mandab.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1f26ad7e6a974a95989b09&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1f26ad7e6a974a95989b09&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4i3jd1F1ud21U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4i3jd1F1ud21U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a> says...
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Paranoid: High
&gt;&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt;&gt; Schizotypal: High
&gt;&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt;&gt; Borderline: Moderate
&gt;&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt;&gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt;&gt; Avoidant: High
&gt;&gt; Dependent: Very High
&gt;&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: High
&gt;&gt;
&gt; Not as fucked up as you, thank God.
&gt;
&gt; Paranoid: Moderate
&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt; Schizotypal: Low
&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt; Borderline: Low
&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt; Avoidant: Moderate
&gt; Dependent: Low
&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


Heh. That's actually quite funny. I've never seen anyone score so low.

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#4: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 10:53:20 by roondog

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:4i3ljeF20h4vU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">4i3ljeF20h4vU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Martin&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;mandab.co.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;mandab.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1f26ad7e6a974a95989b09&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1f26ad7e6a974a95989b09&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4i3jd1F1ud21U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4i3jd1F1ud21U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a> says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Paranoid: High
&gt; &gt;&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt; &gt;&gt; Schizotypal: High
&gt; &gt;&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt; &gt;&gt; Borderline: Moderate
&gt; &gt;&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt; &gt;&gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt; &gt;&gt; Avoidant: High
&gt; &gt;&gt; Dependent: Very High
&gt; &gt;&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: High
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; Not as fucked up as you, thank God.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Paranoid: Moderate
&gt; &gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt; &gt; Schizotypal: Low
&gt; &gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt; &gt; Borderline: Low
&gt; &gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt; &gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt; &gt; Avoidant: Moderate
&gt; &gt; Dependent: Low
&gt; &gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Heh. That's actually quite funny. I've never seen anyone score so low.
&gt;
All low except Schizotypal is moderate. I'm not a mental.

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#5: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 10:54:52 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:

&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;
&gt; Paranoid: High
&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt; Schizotypal: High
&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt; Borderline: Moderate
&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt; Avoidant: High
&gt; Dependent: Very High
&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Seems about right, TBH.

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#6: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 11:07:13 by Victoria Barrett

On 18 Jul 2006 08:54:52 GMT, Kullrad &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;
wrote:
&gt;Paranoid: Low
&gt;Schizoid: High
&gt;Schizotypal: Moderate
&gt;Antisocial: Low
&gt;Borderline: Low
&gt;Histrionic: Moderate
&gt;Narcissistic: Very High
&gt;Avoidant: Moderate
&gt;Dependent: Low
&gt;Obsessive-Compulsive: High
&gt;
&gt;Seems about right, TBH.

Mine:

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Thoughts:

As Kullrad said about his, I think this is about right for my own
ideas of self.

The one thing Kullrad, Ben and I have in common, is being rated as
&quot;high&quot; on Obsessive-Compulsive.

I am &quot;OCD&quot; aiming towards perfection, which can sometimes take odd
rituatlistic turns.

E.g. -- when I turn off my car, I have to make sure the &quot;right&quot;
station is on, before leaving. (It's the first on the memory list). I
have actually gone up, and been so bothered that I might've have done
so, that I had to go back down again to make sure.

And if truth be told, I think my &quot;historionic&quot; score is much too low.
It should read &quot;High&quot; not moderate.

I am, have always be, and will die, a ham.

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#7: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 11:08:42 by Victoria Barrett

On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:53:20 +0100, &quot;roondog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:roondog04&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">roondog04&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt;
wrote:
&gt;All low except Schizotypal is moderate. I'm not a mental.

No you're just bloody boring.

Sheesh, now I know what Al Parkes feels like when he thinks of me.

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#8: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 11:10:26 by Victoria Barrett

On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:48:05 +0100, &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; Paranoid: Moderate
&gt;&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt;&gt; Schizotypal: Low
&gt;&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt;&gt; Borderline: Low
&gt;&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt;&gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt;&gt; Avoidant: Moderate
&gt;&gt; Dependent: Low
&gt;&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
&gt;
&gt;Heh. That's actually quite funny. I've never seen anyone score so low.

Hold yer horsies.

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#9: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 11:20:58 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Victoria Barrett squealed:

&gt; Mine:
&gt;
&gt; Paranoid: Low
&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt; Schizotypal: Low
&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt; Borderline: Low
&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt; Narcissistic: High
&gt; Avoidant: Low
&gt; Dependent: Low
&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: High
&gt;
&gt; Thoughts:

Like you have those.

&gt; As Kullrad said about his, I think this is about right for my own
&gt; ideas of self.
&gt;
&gt; The one thing Kullrad, Ben and I have in common, is being rated as
&gt; &quot;high&quot; on Obsessive-Compulsive.

I'm horrified that I have *anything* in common with Nunn.

&gt; I am &quot;OCD&quot; aiming towards perfection, which can sometimes take odd
&gt; rituatlistic turns.

Quite.

&gt; E.g. -- when I turn off my car, I have to make sure the &quot;right&quot;
&gt; station is on, before leaving. (It's the first on the memory list). I
&gt; have actually gone up, and been so bothered that I might've have done
&gt; so, that I had to go back down again to make sure.

lol ;-) That sounds horribly familiar, although I don't listen to the radio
in my car anymore, that's what my RioKarma is for.
I do, however, have to make sure I'm a: parked outside of my own house
(people who own more than one car should be forced to park their second one
in a car park 3 miles from their house so they don't park their cunting
cars outside mine, fucking wanking cunts. You know who you are, and you'll
be first up against the wall when my revolution happens) and b: I'm parked
as close to the curb as possible, preferably just touching it with both
tires, oh and facing the right way. I could carry on, but...

*twitch*

&gt; And if truth be told, I think my &quot;historionic&quot; score is much too low.
&gt; It should read &quot;High&quot; not moderate.

I think my 'Narcissistic' score should be 'High' rather than 'Very High'
but everything else is spot on.

&gt; I am, have always be, and will die, a ham.

Mmmmmm....ham. I love ham!

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#10: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 11:26:13 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Victoria Barrett squealed:

&gt;&gt;All low except Schizotypal is moderate. I'm not a mental.
&gt;
&gt; No you're just bloody boring.

Heh, AWTWP.

&gt; Sheesh, now I know what Al Parkes feels like when he thinks of me.

A little bird told me that he masterbates furiously to a selection of your
longer posts, Vic. Especially ones where you haven't snipped properly.

He's a dirty little bugger really.

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#11: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 11:46:57 by Osbourne Ruddock

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in news:4i3jd1F1ud21U1
@individual.net:

&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>

Can't be arsed.

&gt;

Poleson: High


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#12: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 13:41:02 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:vs8pb2p6595q8rchu38pfof63eun4l2gu1&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">vs8pb2p6595q8rchu38pfof63eun4l2gu1&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; E.g. -- when I turn off my car, I have to make sure the &quot;right&quot;
&gt; station is on, before leaving. (It's the first on the memory list). I
&gt; have actually gone up, and been so bothered that I might've have done
&gt; so, that I had to go back down again to make sure.

lol11!!1omg!!thesame!1

I do that constantly. And not just with the car radio. Every radio,
the TV, my MP3 player -- everything. They have to be left with
just the right station/song on or it'll eat away at me until I go back
and do it.

And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.


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#13: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 13:41:47 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Paranoid: High
&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt; Schizotypal: High
&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt; Borderline: Moderate
&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt; Avoidant: High
&gt; Dependent: Very High
&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Seems about right. I'm just surprised my Narcissistic score isn't
higher. I really do love myself.


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#14: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 13:48:16 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;<a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;
&gt;Paranoid: High
&gt;Schizoid: Low
&gt;Schizotypal: High
&gt;Antisocial: Low
&gt;Borderline: Moderate
&gt;Histrionic: Moderate
&gt;Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt;Avoidant: High
&gt;Dependent: Very High
&gt;Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Oh, I've done this before. I hit Very High on Borderline and Dependent.
Amusingly, the /first/ time I did it (a few years earlier) it was in the
highs and very highs for everything except Schizoid or Schizotypal (can't
remember which). I'm unfuckupping!

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#15: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 13:52:39 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; The one thing Kullrad, Ben and I have in common, is being rated as
&gt;&gt; &quot;high&quot; on Obsessive-Compulsive.
&gt;I'm horrified that I have *anything* in common with Nunn.

A penis?

&gt;in my car anymore, that's what my RioKarma is for.
&gt;I do, however, have to make sure I'm a: parked outside of my own house
&gt;(people who own more than one car should be forced to park their second one
&gt;in a car park 3 miles from their house so they don't park their cunting
&gt;cars outside mine, fucking wanking cunts. You know who you are, and you'll
&gt;be first up against the wall when my revolution happens) and b: I'm parked
&gt;as close to the curb as possible, preferably just touching it with both
&gt;tires, oh and facing the right way. I could carry on, but...

I won't even bother mentioning my main (and currently rather annoying) OCD
is, because those that know about it (Nick, my mum, a couple of friends ...)
take great pleasure in triggering it. I figure they may forget again or get
bored if I pretend I'm not twitching inside ...

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#16: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 13:53:38 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:strikeboy&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">strikeboy&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;
&gt;Can't be arsed.
&gt;
&gt;Poleson: High

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#17: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:01:08 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt; The one thing Kullrad, Ben and I have in common, is being rated as
&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;high&quot; on Obsessive-Compulsive.
&gt;&gt;I'm horrified that I have *anything* in common with Nunn.
&gt;
&gt; A penis?

Nunn has a penis? It just gets worse :-(

&gt; I won't even bother mentioning my main (and currently rather annoying)
&gt; OCD is, because those that know about it (Nick, my mum, a couple of
&gt; friends ...) take great pleasure in triggering it. I figure they may
&gt; forget again or get bored if I pretend I'm not twitching inside ...

Come on, give us a hint.

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#18: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:03:44 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:

&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.

So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?

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Yam Ki Pa Tai.&quot; - Joe Horowitz

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#19: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:03:59 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:

&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.

So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?

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Yam Ki Pa Tai.&quot; - Joe Horowitz

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#20: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:04:10 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:

&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.

So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?

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Yam Ki Pa Tai.&quot; - Joe Horowitz

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#21: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:04:44 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt; A penis?


Ghayball.

BTN

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#22: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:07:22 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Schizotypal: Very High


Now we can all call you a blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt.

Good times.

BTN

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#23: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:11:53 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; The one thing Kullrad, Ben and I have in common, is being rated as
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;high&quot; on Obsessive-Compulsive.
&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm horrified that I have *anything* in common with Nunn.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; A penis?
&gt;
&gt; Nunn has a penis? It just gets worse :-(


Pfft. People have known about my penis for years, ever since Oasis sang that
song about it.


&gt;&gt; I won't even bother mentioning my main (and currently rather annoying)
&gt;&gt; OCD is, because those that know about it (Nick, my mum, a couple of
&gt;&gt; friends ...) take great pleasure in triggering it. I figure they may
&gt;&gt; forget again or get bored if I pretend I'm not twitching inside ...
&gt;
&gt; Come on, give us a hint.


Everytime someone puts a penis in her mouth, she just has to remove it,
before she does anything else.

Sorry, Conlan, I had to tell them.

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#24: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:19:17 by Martin G Bridges

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4i41hiF21qm1U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4i41hiF21qm1U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a> says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:Xns980484706BF31192137&#64;130.133.1.18..." target="_blank">Xns980484706BF31192137&#64;130.133.1.18...</a>
&gt; &gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I won't even bother mentioning my main (and currently rather annoying)
&gt; &gt;&gt; OCD is, because those that know about it (Nick, my mum, a couple of
&gt; &gt;&gt; friends ...) take great pleasure in triggering it. I figure they may
&gt; &gt;&gt; forget again or get bored if I pretend I'm not twitching inside ...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Come on, give us a hint.
&gt;
&gt; Everytime someone puts a penis in her mouth, she just has to remove it,
&gt; before she does anything else.
&gt;
And by &quot;anything else&quot; she usually means &quot;put it back in again&quot;, then
remove it, then put it back in again.......you get the picture. The
words &quot;pretty little face&quot; are usually involved, eventually.

&gt; Sorry, Conlan, I had to tell them.
&gt;
FFS, we already knew that one. It's in the FAQ.

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#25: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:21:25 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; The one thing Kullrad, Ben and I have in common, is being rated as
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;high&quot; on Obsessive-Compulsive.
&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm horrified that I have *anything* in common with Nunn.
&gt;&gt; A penis?
&gt;Nunn has a penis? It just gets worse :-(

So I've heard. I must admit, I've not actually seen the afore mentioned
item. Well, not for long, anyhow.

&gt;&gt; I won't even bother mentioning my main (and currently rather annoying)
&gt;&gt; OCD is, because those that know about it (Nick, my mum, a couple of
&gt;&gt; friends ...) take great pleasure in triggering it. I figure they may
&gt;&gt; forget again or get bored if I pretend I'm not twitching inside ...
&gt;Come on, give us a hint.

:-)

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#26: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:21:49 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; Come on, give us a hint.
&gt;Everytime someone puts a penis in her mouth, she just has to remove it,
&gt;before she does anything else.
&gt;
&gt;Sorry, Conlan, I had to tell them.

Bastard. :-&lt;

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#27: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:22:18 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; A penis?
&gt;Ghayball.

Yeah, probably that too.

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#28: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:30:42 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt; Come on, give us a hint.
&gt;&gt;Everytime someone puts a penis in her mouth, she just has to remove it,
&gt;&gt;before she does anything else.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Sorry, Conlan, I had to tell them.
&gt;
&gt; Bastard. :-&lt;


You shouldn't have taken my penis out of your mouth then, should you?

It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.

And penises.

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#29: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:35:10 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:53:20 +0100, &quot;roondog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:roondog04&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">roondog04&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;All low except Schizotypal is moderate. I'm not a mental.
&gt;
&gt; No you're just bloody boring.
&gt;
&gt; Sheesh, now I know what Al Parkes feels like when he thinks of me.


And what he felt when he threw it off a bridge after it failed to catch fire
for the third time.

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#30: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:36:42 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; Bastard. :-&lt;
&gt;
&gt;You shouldn't have taken my penis out of your mouth then, should you?

It was getting all sticky!

&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt;And penises.

And swinging, round penii. Obviously.

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#31: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 14:39:32 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt; Bastard. :-&lt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;You shouldn't have taken my penis out of your mouth then, should you?
&gt;
&gt; It was getting all sticky!


You should have removed the chewing gum from your mouth before we started,
hun.


&gt;&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt;&gt;And penises.
&gt;
&gt; And swinging, round penii. Obviously.


Obviously.

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#32: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:05:42 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Bastard. :-&lt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;You shouldn't have taken my penis out of your mouth then, should you?
&gt;&gt; It was getting all sticky!
&gt;You should have removed the chewing gum from your mouth before we started,
&gt;hun.

Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness, thank you

&gt;&gt;&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt;&gt;&gt;And penises.
&gt;&gt; And swinging, round penii. Obviously.
&gt;Obviously.

Oh yes, obvious penii too. Obviously.

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#33: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:18:14 by Martin G Bridges

In article &lt;e9iprm$2hk1$<a href="mailto:1&#64;magenta.plig.net" target="_blank">1&#64;magenta.plig.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>
says...
&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Bastard. :-&lt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;You shouldn't have taken my penis out of your mouth then, should you?
&gt; &gt;&gt; It was getting all sticky!
&gt; &gt;You should have removed the chewing gum from your mouth before we started,
&gt; &gt;hun.
&gt;
&gt; Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness, thank you
&gt;
How did you know that Ben hadn't been chewing on entire packets of Extra
Strong Mints? It's meant to manifest itself in the, er, issue.

&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;And penises.
&gt; &gt;&gt; And swinging, round penii. Obviously.
&gt; &gt;Obviously.
&gt;
&gt; Oh yes, obvious penii too. Obviously.
&gt;
Apart from those that aren't. Obviously.

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#34: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:25:10 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Bastard. :-&lt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;You shouldn't have taken my penis out of your mouth then, should you?
&gt;&gt;&gt; It was getting all sticky!
&gt;&gt;You should have removed the chewing gum from your mouth before we started,
&gt;&gt;hun.
&gt;
&gt; Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness, thank
&gt; you


Joe always said it had more of a spearmint taste, but YPS.

One thing I think we can all agree on is that it is a very fresh-tasting
penis.


&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;And penises.
&gt;&gt;&gt; And swinging, round penii. Obviously.
&gt;&gt;Obviously.
&gt;
&gt; Oh yes, obvious penii too. Obviously.


Except when they're not, obviously.

And when they're teh Schizoid.

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#35: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:25:52 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Martin&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;mandab.co.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;mandab.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1f26fe0251136b5b989b0c&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1f26fe0251136b5b989b0c&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness, thank
&gt;&gt; you
&gt;&gt;
&gt; How did you know that Ben hadn't been chewing on entire packets of Extra
&gt; Strong Mints? It's meant to manifest itself in the, er, issue.


Duh, because Extra Strong mints don't chew, they crunch. Stupid.


&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;And penises.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; And swinging, round penii. Obviously.
&gt;&gt; &gt;Obviously.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Oh yes, obvious penii too. Obviously.
&gt;&gt;
&gt; Apart from those that aren't. Obviously.


Not to mention powerful.

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#36: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:27:33 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; The one thing Kullrad, Ben and I have in common, is being rated as
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;high&quot; on Obsessive-Compulsive.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm horrified that I have *anything* in common with Nunn.
&gt;&gt;&gt; A penis?
&gt;&gt;Nunn has a penis? It just gets worse :-(
&gt;
&gt; So I've heard. I must admit, I've not actually seen the afore mentioned
&gt; item. Well, not for long, anyhow.


If only you had eyes in your mouth.

And I'm not talking about the time you ate Zeigermann's face.


&gt;&gt;&gt; I won't even bother mentioning my main (and currently rather annoying)
&gt;&gt;&gt; OCD is, because those that know about it (Nick, my mum, a couple of
&gt;&gt;&gt; friends ...) take great pleasure in triggering it. I figure they may
&gt;&gt;&gt; forget again or get bored if I pretend I'm not twitching inside ...
&gt;&gt;Come on, give us a hint.
&gt;
&gt; :-)


ODGIAR, YSNB. ITOTN.

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#37: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:31:32 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.


I've always found it interesting the way this conflicted with your Catholic
faith, and admired your attempts to resolve this.

Even at Sunday school, back when you were even younger and more beautiful
than you are now, you were never happy with the concept of the Holy Trinity,
which was understandable given your triphobia and OCD, but you found a way
to improve the situation by bringing your own enhancements along.

I felt the frescos in St. Patricks were actually much better once the Holy
Trinity consisted of the Father, Son, Holy Ghost and Mikey's toy tractor.

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#38: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:37:09 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;Nunn has a penis? It just gets worse :-(
&gt;
&gt; So I've heard. I must admit, I've not actually seen the afore mentioned
&gt; item. Well, not for long, anyhow.

You know that graph someone did to illustrate which UKSFers
had met which UKSFers? Can someone do a similar graph to
illustrate which UKSFers have seen which other UKSFers'
penises?

That'd be the kind of graph that would win us awards'n'shit.


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#39: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:41:25 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?

They'd be a cunt.


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#40: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:46:03 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;I'm horrified that I have *anything* in common with Nunn.
&gt;
&gt; A penis?

Hey, I've got one of those, too. In a very real and special way, Ben,
Kullrad and I could almost be triplets.

&gt; I won't even bother mentioning my main (and currently rather annoying) OCD
&gt; is, because those that know about it (Nick, my mum, a couple of friends
&gt; ...)
&gt; take great pleasure in triggering it. I figure they may forget again or
&gt; get
&gt; bored if I pretend I'm not twitching inside ...

You can tell me. I won't share it with the rest of the class...


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#41: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:49:50 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:e9ihdd$1gk$<a href="mailto:2&#64;nntp.aioe.org..." target="_blank">2&#64;nntp.aioe.org...</a>
&gt;&gt; Schizotypal: Very High
&gt; Now we can all call you a blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt.
&gt;
&gt; Good times.

I think it'd be nice if you _didn't_ call me a blurry, black, schizotypal
Irish cunt.

Have a think about it, that's all I'm saying.


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#42: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:54:22 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:e9ijo5$2etl$<a href="mailto:1&#64;magenta.plig.net..." target="_blank">1&#64;magenta.plig.net...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;Nunn has a penis? It just gets worse :-(
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So I've heard. I must admit, I've not actually seen the afore mentioned
&gt;&gt; item. Well, not for long, anyhow.
&gt;
&gt; You know that graph someone did to illustrate which UKSFers
&gt; had met which UKSFers? Can someone do a similar graph to
&gt; illustrate which UKSFers have seen which other UKSFers'
&gt; penises?
&gt;
&gt; That'd be the kind of graph that would win us awards'n'shit.


Following on from the success of 'Penis week', I have actually created such
a graph.

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#43: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:56:09 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:e9ii27$2dsb$<a href="mailto:2&#64;magenta.plig.net..." target="_blank">2&#64;magenta.plig.net...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm horrified that I have *anything* in common with Nunn.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; A penis?
&gt;
&gt; Hey, I've got one of those, too. In a very real and special way, Ben,
&gt; Kullrad and I could almost be triplets.


I reckon we should all wear the same logo upon our persons to remind people
of this. It could be a tri-penis badge.

Oh yeah, the three thing. Well maybe there's somebody else out there with a
penis, and we'd be like quadruplets.


&gt;&gt; I won't even bother mentioning my main (and currently rather annoying)
&gt;&gt; OCD
&gt;&gt; is, because those that know about it (Nick, my mum, a couple of friends
&gt;&gt; ...)
&gt;&gt; take great pleasure in triggering it. I figure they may forget again or
&gt;&gt; get
&gt;&gt; bored if I pretend I'm not twitching inside ...
&gt;
&gt; You can tell me. I won't share it with the rest of the class...


I shared /my/ penis with the rest of the class.

In a way, that's where my troubles started.

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#44: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:57:20 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; Sheesh, now I know what Al Parkes feels like when he thinks of me.
&gt;
&gt; A little bird told me that he masterbates furiously to a selection of your
&gt; longer posts, Vic. Especially ones where you haven't snipped properly.
&gt;
&gt; He's a dirty little bugger really.


He's even got a penis to prove it.

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#45: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:57:54 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:48:05 +0100, &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; Paranoid: Moderate
&gt;&gt;&gt; Schizoid: Low
&gt;&gt;&gt; Schizotypal: Low
&gt;&gt;&gt; Antisocial: Low
&gt;&gt;&gt; Borderline: Low
&gt;&gt;&gt; Histrionic: Moderate
&gt;&gt;&gt; Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt;&gt;&gt; Avoidant: Moderate
&gt;&gt;&gt; Dependent: Low
&gt;&gt;&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Heh. That's actually quite funny. I've never seen anyone score so low.
&gt;
&gt; Hold yer horsies.


I'm holding them by their rampant horsecocks, is that ok?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 16:58:11 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; That'd be the kind of graph that would win us awards'n'shit.
&gt; Following on from the success of 'Penis week', I have actually created
&gt; such a graph.

Following on from the success of 'Penis week', I would very much
like to see your graph, Ben.

And, of course, your penis. TIA.


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#47: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 16:58:37 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

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&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt; All low except Schizotypal is moderate. I'm not a mental.


Is 'Schizotypal' where you invent names that make you sound like a
rubbishcunt Everton supporter?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 16:59:36 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

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&gt; Schizoid: High


The only one in the newgay. Although Joe's not around right now.

I expect he's probably high on Schizoid.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:01:14 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; And if truth be told, I think my &quot;historionic&quot; score is much too low.
&gt; It should read &quot;High&quot; not moderate.


Likewise, I'm surprised my 'Dependent' score is so very high, given that I'm
an outsider/loner, and have never even seen a relationship.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:02:36 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt; Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness, thank
&gt;&gt;&gt; you
&gt;&gt; How did you know that Ben hadn't been chewing on entire packets of Extra
&gt;&gt; Strong Mints? It's meant to manifest itself in the, er, issue.
&gt;Duh, because Extra Strong mints don't chew, they crunch. Stupid.

Ooh, crunchypenis!

&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;And penises.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; And swinging, round penii. Obviously.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Obviously.
&gt;&gt;&gt; Oh yes, obvious penii too. Obviously.
&gt;&gt; Apart from those that aren't. Obviously.
&gt;Not to mention powerful.

Which is why we didn't mention it. Duh.

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#51: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:02:38 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Victoria Barrett squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I am &quot;OCD&quot; aiming towards perfection, which can sometimes take odd
&gt;&gt; rituatlistic turns.


The more ritualistic the better. Especially if it involves a very
cleverly-constructed and amusing game of word-sequence that no-one can ever
afford to get wrong.


&gt; Quite.


Fudge Fish.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:03:55 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Martin&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;mandab.co.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;mandab.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; Everytime someone puts a penis in her mouth, she just has to remove it,
&gt;&gt; before she does anything else.
&gt;&gt;
&gt; And by &quot;anything else&quot; she usually means &quot;put it back in again&quot;, then
&gt; remove it, then put it back in again.......you get the picture. The
&gt; words &quot;pretty little face&quot; are usually involved, eventually.


So what, I can spunk out phrases.

I thought everybody could?

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#53: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:04:36 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;And I'm not talking about the time you ate Zeigermann's face.

What ever happened to that old goat, anyhow?

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#54: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:04:41 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt; A penis?
&gt;&gt;Ghayball.
&gt;
&gt; Yeah, probably that too.


It's my favourite gheyme.

Apart from new gheyme, and that other game.

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#55: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:05:25 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
other two posts 3 times?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:05:35 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
other two posts 3 times?

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#57: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:05:37 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?
&gt;They'd be a cunt.

Or, indeed, Cuntriplets.

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#58: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:05:42 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
other two posts 3 times?

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#59: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:05:51 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:05:57 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
other two posts 3 times?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:06:04 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
other two posts 3 times?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:06:11 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:06:17 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:06:22 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Michael Cunningham squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;
&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?


And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:06:42 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; And if truth be told, I think my &quot;historionic&quot; score is much too low.
&gt;&gt; It should read &quot;High&quot; not moderate.
&gt;Likewise, I'm surprised my 'Dependent' score is so very high, given that I'm
&gt;an outsider/loner, and have never even seen a relationship.

.... but desperately want to be. Duh.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:07:19 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; I reckon we should all wear the same logo upon our persons to remind
&gt; people of this. It could be a tri-penis badge.
&gt;
&gt; Oh yeah, the three thing. Well maybe there's somebody else out there with
&gt; a penis, and we'd be like quadruplets.

Okay, I don't want to jump the gun but I've heard a rumour that
there's actually one other person in the froup who happens to
possess a penis. It's not confirmed yet but the guy who told me
is never wrong about this kind of stuff.

I suggest that we commence some sort of investigation.

&gt; I shared /my/ penis with the rest of the class.
&gt;
&gt; In a way, that's where my troubles started.

Indeed. I felt the fact that you were 26 at the time of the incident
was unfairly held against you during the trial.


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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:07:59 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt;&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?
&gt;
&gt;And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
&gt;other two posts 3 times?

I think that that would possibly be the point where someone should get a
fucking great kick up the arse. Unless they enjoy that kind of thing. In
which case they definitely shouldn't get one.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:09:50 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt; And if truth be told, I think my &quot;historionic&quot; score is much too low.
&gt;&gt;&gt; It should read &quot;High&quot; not moderate.
&gt;&gt;Likewise, I'm surprised my 'Dependent' score is so very high, given that
&gt;&gt;I'm
&gt;&gt;an outsider/loner, and have never even seen a relationship.
&gt;
&gt; ... but desperately want to be. Duh.


Umm... yeah, but the implication is that dependent people - like certain
posters I could mention - do actually tend to have relationships, start a
new one as soon as an old one ends, and have spent little of their life
outside of them.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dependant_personality_disorder" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dependant_personality_disorder</a>

Also 'difficulty expressing disagreement with others'. WTF?!?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:10:55 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness,
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; thank
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; you
&gt;&gt;&gt; How did you know that Ben hadn't been chewing on entire packets of Extra
&gt;&gt;&gt; Strong Mints? It's meant to manifest itself in the, er, issue.
&gt;&gt;Duh, because Extra Strong mints don't chew, they crunch. Stupid.
&gt;
&gt; Ooh, crunchypenis!


That would be a great name for a sort of rock-ambient fusion band.


&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;And penises.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; And swinging, round penii. Obviously.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Obviously.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Oh yes, obvious penii too. Obviously.
&gt;&gt;&gt; Apart from those that aren't. Obviously.
&gt;&gt;Not to mention powerful.
&gt;
&gt; Which is why we didn't mention it. Duh.


Except when you did, obviously.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:11:18 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;And I'm not talking about the time you ate Zeigermann's face.
&gt;
&gt; What ever happened to that old goat, anyhow?


You should know. It was your industrial lathe.

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#71: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:11:27 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?
&gt; And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
&gt; other two posts 3 times?

It's almost as if you cunts have somehow figured out my equivalent
of kryptonite and have chosen to use it against me.

I never would have expected that from such a fine and upstanding
newsfroup.


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#72: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:12:04 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;&gt; That'd be the kind of graph that would win us awards'n'shit.
&gt;&gt; Following on from the success of 'Penis week', I have actually created
&gt;&gt; such a graph.
&gt;
&gt; Following on from the success of 'Penis week', I would very much
&gt; like to see your graph, Ben.
&gt;
&gt; And, of course, your penis. TIA.


Following on from the succes of 'Penis week', I would be delighted to show
you both my graph and my penis, and perhaps deliver a short talk on each.

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#73: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:13:08 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;And I'm not talking about the time you ate Zeigermann's face.
&gt;
&gt; What ever happened to that old goat, anyhow?

You tell us. It was your birthday party where he was last seen.


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#74: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:13:34 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; I reckon we should all wear the same logo upon our persons to remind
&gt;&gt; people of this. It could be a tri-penis badge.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Oh yeah, the three thing. Well maybe there's somebody else out there with
&gt;&gt; a penis, and we'd be like quadruplets.
&gt;
&gt; Okay, I don't want to jump the gun but I've heard a rumour that
&gt; there's actually one other person in the froup who happens to
&gt; possess a penis. It's not confirmed yet but the guy who told me
&gt; is never wrong about this kind of stuff.


Does he have a penis?

I was wondering, do you think maybe someone like ST might have a penis
somewhere?


&gt; I suggest that we commence some sort of investigation.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I shared /my/ penis with the rest of the class.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; In a way, that's where my troubles started.
&gt;
&gt; Indeed. I felt the fact that you were 26 at the time of the incident
&gt; was unfairly held against you during the trial.


That's very true. Also my penis was unfairly held against the rest of the
class during the trial.

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#75: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:14:00 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; by
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and the
&gt;&gt;other two posts 3 times?
&gt;
&gt; I think that that would possibly be the point where someone should get a
&gt; fucking great kick up the arse. Unless they enjoy that kind of thing. In
&gt; which case they definitely shouldn't get one.


But would it make you hot?

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#76: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:15:22 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

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&gt; &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in news:4i3jd1F1ud21U1
&gt; @individual.net:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;
&gt; Can't be arsed.


Pfft. When it's Mrs Osbourne's myocardial tests they're all
important'n'shit, but when it's a Nunn idea, you can't be fucked with it.

It's just one rule for the rest of the world, and another for Ben Nunn.

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#77: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:15:45 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:strikeboy&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">strikeboy&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Can't be arsed.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Poleson: High
&gt;
&gt; Os: 1.2cm


He's never even *seen* a 1.2cm

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#78: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:17:06 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; &quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;&gt; Schizotypal: Very High
&gt;&gt; Now we can all call you a blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Good times.
&gt;
&gt; I think it'd be nice if you _didn't_ call me a blurry, black, schizotypal
&gt; Irish cunt.


Fair enough.

Listen, everyone. Don't call the blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt a
blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt any more, OK?

You know which blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt I'm talking about,
right? Yeah, Mikey, the blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt. Don't call
him a blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt any more.

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#79: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:18:34 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;<a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Paranoid: High
&gt;&gt;Schizoid: Low
&gt;&gt;Schizotypal: High
&gt;&gt;Antisocial: Low
&gt;&gt;Borderline: Moderate
&gt;&gt;Histrionic: Moderate
&gt;&gt;Narcissistic: Moderate
&gt;&gt;Avoidant: High
&gt;&gt;Dependent: Very High
&gt;&gt;Obsessive-Compulsive: High
&gt;
&gt; Oh, I've done this before. I hit Very High on Borderline and Dependent.
&gt; Amusingly, the /first/ time I did it (a few years earlier) it was in the
&gt; highs and very highs for everything except Schizoid or Schizotypal (can't
&gt; remember which).


Probably Schizoid. You are very un-Kullradlike.


&gt;I'm unfuckupping!


Can we do some unfuckupping together sometime, hun?

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#80: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:19:50 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?
&gt;&gt; And what, then, would happen if someone else replied to this post and
&gt;&gt; the other two posts 3 times?
&gt;
&gt; It's almost as if you cunts have somehow figured out my equivalent
&gt; of kryptonite and have chosen to use it against me.
&gt;
&gt; I never would have expected that from such a fine and upstanding
&gt; newsfroup.


We're actually going to divide the froup up into seperate froups as of
today, namely:

'uk',

'sport', and of course

'football'


We all think it will work better that way, especially Mikey.

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#81: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:20:22 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?
&gt;
&gt; They'd be a cunt.


Three cunts, in fact.

A trio of cunts. The three wise cunts.

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#82: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:21:01 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?
&gt;&gt;They'd be a cunt.
&gt;
&gt; Or, indeed, Cuntriplets.


I think I went to Cuntriplets restuarant in Covent Garden with GIL just
before Christmas.

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#83: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:22:05 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;And I'm not talking about the time you ate Zeigermann's face.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; What ever happened to that old goat, anyhow?
&gt;
&gt; You tell us. It was your birthday party where he was last seen.


And when you say 'birthday', you presumably mean 'Zeigermann's face eating',
obviously?

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#84: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:24:28 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; I was wondering, do you think maybe someone like ST might have a penis
&gt; somewhere?

Hmm, I've heard that same rumour. I'll send you on a dossier
that I've compiled, entitled &quot;Does ST Have A Penis?&quot;, as I think
it might help with the investigation. It includes photographs of
ST holding his penis, chatting to his penis and sending his penis
to the kitchen to get some snacks while ST watches TV but, to
tell you the truth, there's no real evidence to suggest he might
be the fourth penis owner. But you can take a look and draw
your own conclusions.

&gt;&gt; Indeed. I felt the fact that you were 26 at the time of the incident
&gt;&gt; was unfairly held against you during the trial.
&gt;
&gt; That's very true. Also my penis was unfairly held against the rest of the
&gt; class during the trial.

True. And what I didn't like about that trial was how the prosecution
tried to make out the class were somehow victims in the incident, rather
than the fortunate recipients of a nice Nunn-flavoured treat.


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#85: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:26:07 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:4i4c66F23f13U1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">4i4c66F23f13U1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; I was wondering, do you think maybe someone like ST might have a penis
&gt;&gt; somewhere?
&gt;
&gt; Hmm, I've heard that same rumour. I'll send you on a dossier
&gt; that I've compiled, entitled &quot;Does ST Have A Penis?&quot;, as I think
&gt; it might help with the investigation. It includes photographs of
&gt; ST holding his penis, chatting to his penis and sending his penis
&gt; to the kitchen to get some snacks while ST watches TV but, to
&gt; tell you the truth, there's no real evidence to suggest he might
&gt; be the fourth penis owner. But you can take a look and draw
&gt; your own conclusions.


Can't you include my own conclusions in the dossier, to save me having to
draw them myself?


&gt;&gt;&gt; Indeed. I felt the fact that you were 26 at the time of the incident
&gt;&gt;&gt; was unfairly held against you during the trial.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; That's very true. Also my penis was unfairly held against the rest of the
&gt;&gt; class during the trial.
&gt;
&gt; True. And what I didn't like about that trial was how the prosecution
&gt; tried to make out the class were somehow victims in the incident, rather
&gt; than the fortunate recipients of a nice Nunn-flavoured treat.


They were wrong. Just plain wrong, simple as that. It would be funny, were
it not so very tragic.

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#86: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:26:58 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Probably Schizoid. You are very un-Kullradlike.

That's probably my favourite thing about Conlan. Her un-Kullradlikeness.
I cherish that quality in a person.


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#87: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:30:23 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; We're actually going to divide the froup up into seperate froups as of
&gt; today, namely:
&gt;
&gt; 'uk',
&gt;
&gt; 'sport', and of course
&gt;
&gt; 'football'
&gt;
&gt; We all think it will work better that way, especially Mikey.

What a horribly cunformist method of dividing a newsgroup.

You could have at least divided into the following subsections:

uk.sp

ort.foo

tball

I, for one, would spend all my time over at ort.foo


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#88: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:32:26 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; I, for one, would spend all my time over at ort.foo


Where do you think Colligan posts these days?

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#89: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:33:39 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; Probably Schizoid. You are very un-Kullradlike.
&gt;
&gt; That's probably my favourite thing about Conlan. Her un-Kullradlikeness.
&gt; I cherish that quality in a person.


That's why I post to UKSF, so many of the posters are un-Kullradlikeness
personified... Joe, Colligan, kullrad, Colligan... the list goes on.

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#90: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:34:47 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Listen, everyone. Don't call the blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt a
&gt; blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt any more, OK?
&gt;
&gt; You know which blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt I'm talking about,
&gt; right? Yeah, Mikey, the blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt. Don't call
&gt; him a blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt any more.

Thanks, Ben. By repeatedly mentioning the fact that I'm a
blurry, blackschizotypal Irish cunt, you've laid down a firm
marker to the rest of the froup, ensuring that nobody will get
any sort of perverse pleasure from calling me a blurry, black
schizotypal Irish cunt anymore.

I appreciate that.


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#91: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-18 17:37:07 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:4i4ccrF23sptU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">4i4ccrF23sptU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; Listen, everyone. Don't call the blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt a
&gt;&gt; blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt any more, OK?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You know which blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt I'm talking about,
&gt;&gt; right? Yeah, Mikey, the blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt. Don't call
&gt;&gt; him a blurry, black, schizotypal Irish cunt any more.
&gt;
&gt; Thanks, Ben. By repeatedly mentioning the fact that I'm a
&gt; blurry, blackschizotypal Irish cunt, you've laid down a firm
&gt; marker to the rest of the froup, ensuring that nobody will get
&gt; any sort of perverse pleasure from calling me a blurry, black
&gt; schizotypal Irish cunt anymore.
&gt;
&gt; I appreciate that.


You're welcome. It's like how nobody ever said 'Goan The Hoops' after
Colligan said it the first couple of times.

There was just no need, you see.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 17:55:36 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:

&gt;&gt; Can't be arsed.
&gt;
&gt; Pfft. When it's Mrs Osbourne's myocardial tests they're all
&gt; important'n'shit, but when it's a Nunn idea, you can't be fucked with it.
&gt;
&gt; It's just one rule for the rest of the world, and another for Ben Nunn.

Yes, just the way it should be.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 18:03:16 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:Xns9804AC3044661192137&#64;130.133.1.18..." target="_blank">Xns9804AC3044661192137&#64;130.133.1.18...</a>
&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Can't be arsed.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Pfft. When it's Mrs Osbourne's myocardial tests they're all
&gt;&gt; important'n'shit, but when it's a Nunn idea, you can't be fucked with it.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; It's just one rule for the rest of the world, and another for Ben Nunn.
&gt;
&gt; Yes, just the way it should be.


Quite.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 18:47:13 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;Umm... yeah, but the implication is that dependent people - like certain
&gt;posters I could mention - do actually tend to have relationships, start a
&gt;new one as soon as an old one ends, and have spent little of their life
&gt;outside of them.

Hey, I lived in a flat on my own for over a year! Ok, I may possibly have
had an on-off with my ex whilst I was there. But there were definite moments
of off! My trip to the uefa cup final was definitely during an off.


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Posted on 2006-07-18 18:47:31 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv" target="_blank">http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Can't be arsed.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Poleson: High
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Os: 1.2cm
&gt;
&gt;He's never even *seen* a 1.2cm

I thought it was a wish-list.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 20:03:07 by Victoria Barrett

On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:05:42 +0000 (UTC), <a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>
(Vicky Conlan) wrote:

&gt;Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness, thank you

There's the rub.

Penii smell, cut or uncut. A combination of old cheese, sour cider and
that peculiar smell that get on dogs, when they've been on wet lino.

Quite unlike the sunshiny goodness of my fannie.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 20:18:26 by Kullrad

&gt;&gt;&gt; Sheesh, now I know what Al Parkes feels like when he thinks of me.
&gt;&gt; A little bird told me that he masterbates furiously to a selection of your
&gt;&gt; longer posts, Vic. Especially ones where you haven't snipped properly.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He's a dirty little bugger really.
&gt;
&gt; He's even got a penis to prove it.

Is Parkes the fourth Youksefer with a penis then?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 20:23:55 by Kullrad

Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt; I am &quot;OCD&quot; aiming towards perfection, which can sometimes take odd
&gt;&gt;&gt; rituatlistic turns.
&gt;
&gt; The more ritualistic the better. Especially if it involves a very
&gt; cleverly-constructed and amusing game of word-sequence that no-one can ever
&gt; afford to get wrong.

On pain of death?

&gt;&gt; Quite.
&gt;
&gt; Fudge Fish.

FFS

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Posted on 2006-07-18 20:25:01 by Kullrad

Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:

&gt; I think I went to Cuntriplets restuarant in Covent Garden with GIL just
&gt; before Christmas.

Really, Ben? And how did that work out for the pair of you?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 20:29:02 by Kullrad

Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:

&gt; I felt the frescos in St. Patricks were actually much better once the Holy
&gt; Trinity consisted of the Father, Son, Holy Ghost and Mikey's toy tractor.

Yeah, Mikey's Toy Tractor is da bomb.

Whenever I'm seriously in need I pray to MTT, and more often than not,
it really seems to work miracles.

I can't recommend MTT highly enough.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 20:30:54 by Kullrad

Vicky Conlan wrote:

&gt; Hey, I lived in a flat on my own for over a year! Ok, I may possibly have
&gt; had an on-off with my ex whilst I was there. But there were definite moments
&gt; of off! My trip to the uefa cup final was definitely during an off.

I've now lived on my own for seven years.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 20:52:42 by arminius

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Penii smell, cut or uncut.

Only in the case of men indulging in an inadequate personal hygiene regime.

&gt; Quite unlike the sunshiny goodness of my fanny.

(spelling amended)

Is that meant to be an ironic statement? :-)

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Posted on 2006-07-18 23:14:15 by Osbourne Ruddock

<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a> (Vicky Conlan) wrote in news:e9ii42$2dsb$3
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&gt;&gt;Can't be arsed.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Poleson: High
&gt;
&gt; Os: 1.2cm

I should be so lucky.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 23:16:36 by Osbourne Ruddock

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in news:4i4c9jF23damU1
@individual.net:

&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Pfft. When it's Mrs Osbourne's myocardial tests they're all
&gt; important'n'shit, but when it's a Nunn idea, you can't be fucked with
it.

Absolutely correct Ben. I've seen enough hospitals, needles,
questionnaires, ziggy zaggy charts and machines that go 'Bing!' to last
me a fucking long time. Stick your blue test up your arse.

&gt;
&gt; It's just one rule for the rest of the world, and another for Ben Nunn.
&gt;

AWTWP. Lucky bastard.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 23:19:49 by Osbourne Ruddock

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in news:e9iupm
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&gt; You could have at least divided into the following subsections:
&gt;
&gt; uk.sp
&gt;
&gt; ort.foo
&gt;
&gt; tball

tball sounds kind of groovy and beachy and bikini-ish.

Not Ben's sort of froup at all.

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Posted on 2006-07-18 23:22:19 by Osbourne Ruddock

&quot;Michael Cunningham&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk" target="_blank">superman&#64;xxblockxxuksf.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in news:e9ihdd
$1gk$<a href="mailto:1&#64;nntp.aioe.org" target="_blank">1&#64;nntp.aioe.org</a>:

&gt; And here's the terrifying bit. I fucking hate the number 3 and any
&gt; multiple of the number 3. If I touch something three times, I have
&gt; to go back and touch it a fourth time. If I touch something 18 times,
&gt; I have to touch it a nineteenth time just so it isn't evenly divisible by
&gt; three. It's a troubling and exhausting way to live.
&gt;

What happens when you turn 12?

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Posted on 2006-07-18 23:23:17 by Osbourne Ruddock

<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a> (Vicky Conlan) wrote in news:e9itc1$2j7s$3
@magenta.plig.net:

&gt;&gt;&gt; So what would happen if someone replied to this post 3 times?
&gt;&gt;They'd be a cunt.
&gt;
&gt; Or, indeed, Cuntriplets.
&gt;

*wanks*

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Posted on 2006-07-18 23:27:11 by Osbourne Ruddock

<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a> (Vicky Conlan) wrote in
news:e9iprm$2hk1$<a href="mailto:1&#64;magenta.plig.net" target="_blank">1&#64;magenta.plig.net</a>:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Bastard. :-&lt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;You shouldn't have taken my penis out of your mouth then, should
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;you?
&gt;&gt;&gt; It was getting all sticky!
&gt;&gt;You should have removed the chewing gum from your mouth before we
&gt;&gt;started, hun.
&gt;
&gt; Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness,
&gt; thank you
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;It's swings and roundabouts, Conlan, swings and roundabouts.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;And penises.
&gt;&gt;&gt; And swinging, round penii. Obviously.
&gt;&gt;Obviously.
&gt;
&gt; Oh yes, obvious penii too. Obviously.
&gt;

You realise these 17 lines of text are the best relationship Ben's ever
had don't you?

OMFG you're cheating on Nick!!11lolwithBen!!11on3!

&lt;hand on brow&gt;

Think of the children...

&lt;/hand on brow&gt;

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Posted on 2006-07-18 23:28:31 by Osbourne Ruddock

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in
news:<a href="mailto:4i4c17F23oboU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4i4c17F23oboU1&#64;individual.net</a>:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; issue.
&gt;&gt;&gt;Duh, because Extra Strong mints don't chew, they crunch. Stupid.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Ooh, crunchypenis!
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; That would be a great name for a sort of rock-ambient fusion band.

Sounds too much like Crazy Penis.

And they're from Manchester.


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Posted on 2006-07-18 23:43:21 by Kullrad

Demosthenes wrote:

&gt; At the very least we need a uksf OCD anonymous.

Pffft...it wouldn't be very anonymous, but it would be very tidy.

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Posted on 2006-07-19 00:08:01 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:strikeboy&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">strikeboy&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;You realise these 17 lines of text are the best relationship Ben's ever
&gt;had don't you?
&gt;
&gt;OMFG you're cheating on Nick!!11lolwithBen!!11on3!
&gt;
&gt;&lt;hand on brow&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Think of the children...
&gt;
&gt;&lt;/hand on brow&gt;

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Posted on 2006-07-19 00:38:00 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:demosthenes&#64;theonering.net" target="_blank">demosthenes&#64;theonering.net</a>&gt;:
&gt;Paranoid: Moderate
&gt;Schizoid: Moderate
&gt;Schizotypal: Moderate
&gt;Antisocial: Low
&gt;Borderline: Low
&gt;Histrionic: Moderate
&gt;Narcissistic: Low
&gt;Avoidant: High
&gt;Dependent: Moderate
&gt;Obsessive-Compulsive: High
&gt;
&gt;At the very least we need a uksf OCD anonymous.

Ok, I give up, I'll join in.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Coo. I've improved /again/. No very-highs at all. Blimey. And borderline
is down to moderate! Crikey. I should obviously carry on living in the nice
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Posted on 2006-07-19 00:44:04 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; At the very least we need a uksf OCD anonymous.
&gt;Pffft...it wouldn't be very anonymous, but it would be very tidy.

Tidy in a kind of triangular kind of way
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Posted on 2006-07-19 01:39:18 by Osbourne Ruddock

Victoria Barrett &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in
news:<a href="mailto:qe8qb2hlur3ncs67a3bq28bsckbvr5r8dm&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">qe8qb2hlur3ncs67a3bq28bsckbvr5r8dm&#64;4ax.com</a>:

&gt; There's the rub.
&gt;
&gt; Penii smell, cut or uncut. A combination of old cheese, sour cider and
&gt; that peculiar smell that get on dogs, when they've been on wet lino.

Hence the old romantic line &quot;I'm not kissing you, you just sucked my
cock&quot;.

&gt;
&gt; Quite unlike the sunshiny goodness of my fannie.
&gt;

AWTWP. Female pudendas are marvellous and just made for my sort of
mouth. Other mens cocks can rot in Slayer hell for all I care.

Do you like the taste of your own twat Vic? Just asking like...

....for scientific reasons...

*coughs*

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Posted on 2006-07-19 01:41:17 by Osbourne Ruddock

<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a> (Vicky Conlan) wrote in news:e9jm41$fpv$1
@magenta.plig.net:


&gt;&gt;OMFG you're cheating on Nick!!11lolwithBen!!11on3!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&lt;hand on brow&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Think of the children...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&lt;/hand on brow&gt;
&gt;
&gt; And everyone wonders why Blinky is such a fat bugger

Does he have a touch of the Chinee man about him?

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Posted on 2006-07-19 10:12:02 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;Pffft...it wouldn't be very anonymous, but it would be very tidy.
&gt;
&gt; Tidy in a kind of triangular kind of way

At least it would keep Mikey away.

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Posted on 2006-07-19 10:58:38 by unknown

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Posted on 2006-07-19 12:03:27 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Pffft...it wouldn't be very anonymous, but it would be very tidy.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Tidy in a kind of triangular kind of way
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;At least it would keep Mikey away.
&gt;
&gt; No triangular cunts allowed?

Mikey hates anything to do with the number 3, but don't tell anyone, it's
his little secret.

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Posted on 2006-07-19 12:37:18 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;Pffft...it wouldn't be very anonymous, but it would be very tidy.
&gt;&gt; Tidy in a kind of triangular kind of way
&gt;At least it would keep Mikey away.

Or possibly trapped inside.
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Posted on 2006-07-19 13:29:08 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Pffft...it wouldn't be very anonymous, but it would be very tidy.
&gt;&gt;&gt; Tidy in a kind of triangular kind of way
&gt;&gt;At least it would keep Mikey away.
&gt;
&gt; Or possibly trapped inside.

Heh, even better. If we left a mirror in there I think he'd be quite happy.

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Posted on 2006-07-19 13:47:13 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Pffft...it wouldn't be very anonymous, but it would be very tidy.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Tidy in a kind of triangular kind of way
&gt;&gt;&gt;At least it would keep Mikey away.
&gt;&gt; Or possibly trapped inside.
&gt;Heh, even better. If we left a mirror in there I think he'd be quite happy.

unless there were 3, obviously.
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Posted on 2006-07-19 15:30:11 by Dat

On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 19:30:54 +0100, Kullrad
&lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;I've now lived on my own for seven years.

You'll be getting the urge to scratch very soon then, apparently.


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#124: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-19 21:40:10 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Vicky Conlan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:e9j3ah$4je$<a href="mailto:1&#64;magenta.plig.net..." target="_blank">1&#64;magenta.plig.net...</a>
&gt; According to &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;Umm... yeah, but the implication is that dependent people - like certain
&gt;&gt;posters I could mention - do actually tend to have relationships, start a
&gt;&gt;new one as soon as an old one ends, and have spent little of their life
&gt;&gt;outside of them.
&gt;
&gt; Hey, I lived in a flat on my own for over a year! Ok, I may possibly have
&gt; had an on-off with my ex whilst I was there. But there were definite
&gt; moments
&gt; of off! My trip to the uefa cup final was definitely during an off.


And this is going to make me feel better how?

Oh, right, I see. It's not. Right.

BTN

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Posted on 2006-07-19 22:54:00 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Kullrad&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:4i4mviF25im0U1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">4i4mviF25im0U1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Sheesh, now I know what Al Parkes feels like when he thinks of me.
&gt;&gt;&gt; A little bird told me that he masterbates furiously to a selection of
&gt;&gt;&gt; your
&gt;&gt;&gt; longer posts, Vic. Especially ones where you haven't snipped properly.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; He's a dirty little bugger really.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He's even got a penis to prove it.
&gt;
&gt; Is Parkes the fourth Youksefer with a penis then?


Close enough.

He's the Youksefer with the fourth penis.

BTN

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#126: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-19 22:55:40 by Sir Benjamin Nunn

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:qe8qb2hlur3ncs67a3bq28bsckbvr5r8dm&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">qe8qb2hlur3ncs67a3bq28bsckbvr5r8dm&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:05:42 +0000 (UTC), <a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>
&gt; (Vicky Conlan) wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Eyww, no - I don't want to taste anything but pepperminty goodness, thank
&gt;&gt;you
&gt;
&gt; There's the rub.
&gt;
&gt; Penii smell, cut or uncut. A combination of old cheese, sour cider and
&gt; that peculiar smell that get on dogs, when they've been on wet lino.
&gt;
&gt; Quite unlike the sunshiny goodness of my fannie.


My experience has generally been the opposite, tbh.

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#127: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 01:23:14 by Osbourne Ruddock

&quot;Sir Benjamin Nunn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk" target="_blank">bennunn&#64;depro.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in
news:<a href="mailto:4i7ki9F2i6b7U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4i7ki9F2i6b7U1&#64;individual.net</a>:

&gt;&gt; Penii smell, cut or uncut. A combination of old cheese, sour cider
&gt;&gt; and that peculiar smell that get on dogs, when they've been on wet
&gt;&gt; lino.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Quite unlike the sunshiny goodness of my fannie.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; My experience has generally been the opposite, tbh.
&gt;

Well duh. You're not a lesbian like Victoria.

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#128: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

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#129: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 11:46:36 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt;I've now lived on my own for seven years.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;You'll be getting the urge to scratch very soon then, apparently.
&gt;
&gt; Prime time for me to move in, then.

If you can put up with the rabid cat fleas, you're more than wellcum, Demo.

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#130: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 11:51:48 by comps

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#131: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 11:52:53 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt; Stop posting to this dead thread!

Heh, I never even *seen* this thread.

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#134: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 11:54:48 by comps

Bloody hell, in the time it took for Benjamin to fetch the post and for me
to open the one letter, there have been 2 replies to the post in the dead
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#135: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 11:55:36 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt; Stop posting to this dead thread!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Heh, I never even *seen* this thread.
&gt;
&gt; That's because of all the nunnspunk over it.

FFS, Dem. Stop posting in this dead thread.

Vicky will go mental...err...go /more/ mental.

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#136: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

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#137: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 11:56:54 by Martin G Bridges

In article &lt;e9njt8$2of0$<a href="mailto:3&#64;magenta.plig.net" target="_blank">3&#64;magenta.plig.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net" target="_blank">comps&#64;riffraff.plig.net</a>
says...
&gt; Bloody hell, in the time it took for Benjamin to fetch the post and for me
&gt; to open the one letter, there have been 2 replies to the post in the dead
&gt; thread!! You lot are just asking for trouble.
&gt;
Trouble? I thought he was asking for TCOAM.

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#138: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 11:58:41 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt; Prime time for me to move in, then.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;If you can put up with the rabid cat fleas, you're more than wellcum,
&gt;&gt;Demo.
&gt;
&gt; You're providing a home for Barrett's pussy?

I'm a sucker for a manky, mangey, stray.

&gt; Not sure we'd be compatible, tbh.

Fuck Off then.

Cunt.

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#139: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 12:00:49 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

&gt; Well, I'm off to see Death Cab for Cutie in about half an hour, Vicky,
&gt; so that'll mean only a dozen or so more post, surely ... the pain will
&gt; be over soon. Except for Nunn with his badly severed foot.

DCFC? You utter cunt. Take some pics if you can. You gonna do a review
thingy as well?

I &lt;3 DCFC BTW.

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#142: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 12:09:48 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:


&gt;&gt;DCFC? You utter cunt. Take some pics if you can. You gonna do a review
&gt;&gt;thingy as well?
&gt;
&gt; Just for you, I'll take the digicam.

Excellent.

&gt; Not sure about a review --
&gt; depends how shat upon I feel when I get home.

Lazy bastard.

&gt; Oh, and I'm actually seeing them twice because they're also playing at
&gt; www.splendourinthegrass.com.au this weekend which I am reviewing ...

You double utter cunt ;-)

&gt;&gt;I &lt;3 DCFC BTW.
&gt;
&gt; I love Plans. Transatlanticism is not too bad, and I've only heard We
&gt; have the facts a couple of times -- hard to give an instant impression
&gt; so far.

Heh, Transatlanticism wakes me up every morning. I much prefer it to Plans
TBH. I've got The Photo Album as well but haven't really listened to it
much as it didn't grab me the way Transatlanticism has.

&gt; I saw them ... about four years ago? They toured with local melacholic
&gt; rockers Something for Kate and were awesome on the night.
&gt;
&gt; It should be brilliant. :)

Quite

&gt; In fact, the whole weekend should be exceedingly NunnXclusive.

Aren't they always?

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#143: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 12:11:07 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt; You're providing a home for Barrett's pussy?
&gt;&gt;I'm a sucker for a manky, mangey, stray.
&gt;
&gt; And psycho chicks. Don't forget the psycho chicks.

Oh, she's definitely that.

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#145: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 12:19:39 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt; Just for you, I'll take the digicam.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Excellent.
&gt;
&gt; Consider it an engagement gift.

Cool. What do I get you tho?

*puts thinking cap on*

&gt;&gt;Lazy bastard.
&gt;
&gt; Yeah but a good review, as opposed to just narfing off your opinions,
&gt; takes work. And I'm a fucking slow writer.

And that's a good thing. Everytime I try and chat to Barrett on irc she
makes me feel like I'm typing at 1 word a century.

&gt;&gt;Heh, Transatlanticism wakes me up every morning. I much prefer it to
&gt;&gt;Plans TBH. I've got The Photo Album as well but haven't really
&gt;&gt;listened to it much as it didn't grab me the way Transatlanticism has.
&gt;
&gt; I'll give it another go tomorrow ... I did enjoy the opener A New Year
&gt; and Title and rego ... but the others seemed to drift over a bit.

Heh, that's how I feel about Plans.

You're right, it'll never work out for us :-(

&gt;&gt;&gt; In fact, the whole weekend should be exceedingly NunnXclusive.
&gt;&gt;Aren't they always?
&gt;
&gt; Very good and cogent point, Kully. If that's not a Nobel-prize winning
&gt; insight, I'm not fucking sure what is.

I'm not just a pretty face you know.

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#147: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 12:29:50 by Osbourne Ruddock

Kullrad &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt; wrote in news:Xns980671C79E947192137@
130.133.1.18:

&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; And psycho chicks. Don't forget the psycho chicks.
&gt;
&gt; Oh, she's definitely that.
&gt;

Is this thread dead?

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#148: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

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#149: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 12:49:27 by Martin G Bridges

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:upmub29vvk48p5oo0if0196s3dcjqj9b7d&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">upmub29vvk48p5oo0if0196s3dcjqj9b7d&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
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&gt; On 20 Jul 2006 10:29:50 GMT, Osbourne Ruddock &lt;<a href="mailto:strikeboy&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">strikeboy&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Is this thread dead?
&gt;
&gt; I think so. Try masturbating it and see if anything happens.
&gt;
At the very least you'll get yourself on Channel4.

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#150: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 13:23:33 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

&gt;&gt;And that's a good thing. Everytime I try and chat to Barrett on irc she
&gt;&gt;makes me feel like I'm typing at 1 word a century.
&gt;
&gt; Yeah, but I reckon she has tentacles, not fingers.
&gt;
&gt; *thinks about that*

Yes, you're probably right.

&gt;&gt;You're right, it'll never work out for us :-(
&gt;
&gt; We'll always have Slayer, Kully. We'll always have Slayer.

And Testament.

&gt; And remember, the problems of three little people don't amoiunt to a hill
&gt; of beans in this crazy world.

I climbed a hill of beans once.

&gt; Why not, I'm not sure, but I think there's something in that for all
&gt; us.

Is it something to do with climbing hills?

&gt;&gt;I'm not just a pretty face you know.
&gt;
&gt; Shit, eh? And I had you pigeonholed as my handbag-toting frockwhore.
&gt; There goes another fine plan up in smoke.

I'm not averse to a bit of role-play. It'll cost you tho.

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#151: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 13:45:19 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;mandab.co.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;mandab.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; &gt;Is this thread dead?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I think so. Try masturbating it and see if anything happens.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;At the very least you'll get yourself on Channel4.

I'm not entirely sure if that's something to aim for.

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#152: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 13:45:47 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:demosthenes&#64;theonering.net" target="_blank">demosthenes&#64;theonering.net</a>&gt;:
&gt;Well, I'm off to see Death Cab for Cutie in about half an hour, Vicky,
&gt;so that'll mean only a dozen or so more post, surely ... the pain will
&gt;be over soon. Except for Nunn with his badly severed foot.

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#153: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 13:47:49 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;FFS, Dem. Stop posting in this dead thread.
&gt;Vicky will go mental...err...go /more/ mental.

Oi, are you calling me a mentalist?? Oh right, you meant Barrett, obviously ...

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#154: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 13:57:00 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt; The pain is never really over for Nunn

Stop posting in this dead thread!!11!!!one!111!!tableshaveturned!111!!!

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#155: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 13:57:55 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;Vicky will go mental...err...go /more/ mental.
&gt;
&gt; Oi, are you calling me a mentalist?? Oh right, you meant Barrett,
&gt; obviously ...

*cough*

Errrr...yes, yes I did.

Obviously.

*wipes sweat from brow*

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Posted on 2006-07-20 13:58:24 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; The pain is never really over for Nunn
&gt;Stop posting in this dead thread!!11!!!one!111!!tableshaveturned!111!!!

Pardon? Did you say something? I can't hear youuuuuuu ... !
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#157: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 13:58:32 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt; I think so. Try masturbating it and see if anything happens.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;At the very least you'll get yourself on Channel4.
&gt;
&gt; I'm not entirely sure if that's something to aim for.

Depends how big your telly is, I guess.

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Posted on 2006-07-20 13:59:00 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;*wipes sweat from brow*

Ah yes. Sweat. TWTCITD
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Posted on 2006-07-20 13:59:29 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I think so. Try masturbating it and see if anything happens.
&gt;&gt;&gt;At the very least you'll get yourself on Channel4.
&gt;&gt; I'm not entirely sure if that's something to aim for.
&gt;Depends how big your telly is, I guess.

I think it depends more on if Noel Edmonds is giving you money or not.
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Posted on 2006-07-20 14:06:35 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;*wipes sweat from brow*
&gt;
&gt; Ah yes. Sweat. TWTCITD

Well, it was quite salty.

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Posted on 2006-07-20 14:07:38 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I think so. Try masturbating it and see if anything happens.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;At the very least you'll get yourself on Channel4.
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm not entirely sure if that's something to aim for.
&gt;&gt;Depends how big your telly is, I guess.
&gt;
&gt; I think it depends more on if Noel Edmonds is giving you money or not.

I think it depends more on if you have one of the four UKSF penises (TCOAM)
or not.

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#162: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 14:19:44 by Martin G Bridges

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:Xns98068589465B1192137&#64;130.133.1.18" target="_blank">Xns98068589465B1192137&#64;130.133.1.18</a>&gt;,
<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a> says...
&gt;
&gt; I think it depends more on if you have one of the four UKSF penises (TCOAM)
&gt; or not.
&gt;
Perhaps the penises could be distributed amongst the winners of the
major UKSF competitions this season? I can see of no fairer way of doing
it.

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Posted on 2006-07-20 14:21:31 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Martin squealed:

&gt;&gt; I think it depends more on if you have one of the four UKSF penises
&gt;&gt; (TCOAM) or not.
&gt;&gt;
&gt; Perhaps the penises could be distributed amongst the winners of the
&gt; major UKSF competitions this season? I can see of no fairer way of
&gt; doing it.

Don't you want one then, Mart?

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#164: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 14:25:30 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;mandab.co.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;mandab.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; I think it depends more on if you have one of the four UKSF penises (TCOAM)
&gt;&gt; or not.
&gt;Perhaps the penises could be distributed amongst the winners of the
&gt;major UKSF competitions this season? I can see of no fairer way of doing
&gt;it.

If you want to do the ascii art for it, I'm sure it can go into the archive.


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#165: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 14:26:31 by Martin G Bridges

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:Xns980687E43B623192137&#64;130.133.1.18" target="_blank">Xns980687E43B623192137&#64;130.133.1.18</a>&gt;,
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&gt; Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Martin squealed:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I think it depends more on if you have one of the four UKSF penises
&gt; &gt;&gt; (TCOAM) or not.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; Perhaps the penises could be distributed amongst the winners of the
&gt; &gt; major UKSF competitions this season? I can see of no fairer way of
&gt; &gt; doing it.
&gt;
&gt; Don't you want one then, Mart?
&gt;
If it had been last season, I would already have one.

M

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#166: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 14:35:55 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;mandab.co.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;mandab.co.uk</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I think it depends more on if you have one of the four UKSF penises
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; (TCOAM) or not.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Perhaps the penises could be distributed amongst the winners of the
&gt;&gt; &gt; major UKSF competitions this season? I can see of no fairer way of
&gt;&gt; &gt; doing it.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Don't you want one then, Mart?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;If it had been last season, I would already have one.

But let's be honest, who wants last season's penis?
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#167: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 14:54:07 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;Perhaps the penises could be distributed amongst the winners of the
&gt;&gt;major UKSF competitions this season? I can see of no fairer way of
&gt;&gt;doing it.
&gt;
&gt; If you want to do the ascii art for it, I'm sure it can go into the
&gt; archive.

What if Nunn wins tho? Will you allow his penis into the archive?

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Yam Ki Pa Tai.&quot; - Joe Horowitz

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#168: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 16:35:38 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com" target="_blank">kullradNOSPAM&#64;kullrad.com</a>&gt;:
&gt;What if Nunn wins tho? Will you allow his penis into the archive?

I believe his penis already has permission, it's just awaiting some kind
of storage facility to arrive

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#169: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 16:51:02 by unknown

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#170: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 17:16:54 by Kullrad

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:

&gt;&gt;What if Nunn wins tho? Will you allow his penis into the archive?
&gt;
&gt; I believe his penis already has permission, it's just awaiting some kind
&gt; of storage facility to arrive

I wonder if he's ever considered storing it in a vagina?

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Yam Ki Pa Tai.&quot; - Joe Horowitz

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#171: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 17:19:28 by unknown

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#172: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-20 17:58:02 by comps

According to &lt;<a href="mailto:demosthenes&#64;theonering.net" target="_blank">demosthenes&#64;theonering.net</a>&gt;:
&gt;&gt;&gt;What if Nunn wins tho? Will you allow his penis into the archive?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I believe his penis already has permission, it's just awaiting some kind
&gt;&gt;of storage facility to arrive
&gt;
&gt;You buying a nuclear waste storage facility or something, Conlan?

You can't be too careful about these things
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#173: Re: How Fucked Up are you?

Posted on 2006-07-21 01:31:52 by Michael Cunningham

&quot;Demosthenes&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:demosthenes&#64;theonering.net" target="_blank">demosthenes&#64;theonering.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:ipkqb2dauj5dbqijba8r6jl6dj65h7qtim&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">ipkqb2dauj5dbqijba8r6jl6dj65h7qtim&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; Obsessive-Compulsive: High
&gt;
&gt; At the very least we need a uksf OCD anonymous.

AWTWP. I think we've finally found the link that bonds us all.

And to think, I thought it was just the common desire to see
btnpierced.jpg again and again.


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