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#1: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-14 19:54:06 by unknown

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#2: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-14 20:43:19 by unknown

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#3: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-14 21:07:25 by ensenadajim

On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:54:06 +0000, ha ha so funny
&lt;<a href="mailto:haha&#64;datsofunny.ha" target="_blank">haha&#64;datsofunny.ha</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
&gt;be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
&gt;this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
&gt;
&gt;<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain&amp;defid=1156516" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516</a>
&gt;
&gt;<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+curtains" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains</a>
&gt;
&gt;One never stops learning.


Simple entertainment for your simple mind.


jim

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#4: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-16 21:08:59 by Sacre Bleu

ha ha so funny wrote:

&gt; You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
&gt; be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
&gt; this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain&amp;defid=1156516" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516</a>
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+curtains" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains</a>
&gt;
&gt; One never stops learning.

this outta be enlightening then:
<a href="http://www.large-labia-productions.com/" target="_blank">http://www.large-labia-productions.com/</a>

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#5: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-16 21:24:56 by unknown

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#6: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-16 21:51:55 by Rockboy

LaTwata Jackson wrote:

&gt; What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
&gt; in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
&gt; her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
&gt; size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
&gt; vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
&gt; you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
&gt; thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
&gt; driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
&gt; along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
&gt; working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman cum over and
&gt; over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.

That's just what she tells you dude.

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I don't care what you say
I'm tired of fucking you anyway

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#7: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-16 23:31:38 by Sacre Bleu

LaTwata Jackson wrote:

&gt; Sacre Bleu &lt;<a href="mailto:gassac&#64;cr-languedocroussillon.fr" target="_blank">gassac&#64;cr-languedocroussillon.fr</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;ha ha so funny wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
&gt;&gt;&gt;be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
&gt;&gt;&gt;this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain&amp;defid=1156516" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+curtains" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;One never stops learning.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;this outta be enlightening then:
&gt;&gt;<a href="http://www.large-labia-productions.com/" target="_blank">http://www.large-labia-productions.com/</a>
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
&gt; in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
&gt; her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
&gt; size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
&gt; vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
&gt; you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
&gt; thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
&gt; driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
&gt; along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
&gt; working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman cum over and
&gt; over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.

I gotta technique that seems to works on well-endowed piss flap chicks.
Using lots of lube, stretch out those flaps, wrap 'em around your cock,
hold them in place with a fist and start strokin'. Extends the channel a
few inches for added pleasure. A vibrator up her bum is a nice touch to.

Alright boys, get to work.


ps - gotta love the x-posting lineup of this thread!

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#8: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-17 01:43:49 by george

Hell yeah, that's what's between Star Jones' legs man.

ha ha so funny wrote:

&gt; You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
&gt; be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
&gt; this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain&amp;defid=1156516" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516</a>
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+curtains" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains</a>
&gt;
&gt; One never stops learning.

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#9: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-17 01:45:49 by george

You mean I shouldn't make it come out of her mouth ?????

LaTwata Jackson wrote:

&gt; Sacre Bleu &lt;<a href="mailto:gassac&#64;cr-languedocroussillon.fr" target="_blank">gassac&#64;cr-languedocroussillon.fr</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;ha ha so funny wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
&gt; &gt;&gt; be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
&gt; &gt;&gt; this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain&amp;defid=1156516" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+curtains" target="_blank"> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; One never stops learning.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;this outta be enlightening then:
&gt; &gt;<a href="http://www.large-labia-productions.com/" target="_blank">http://www.large-labia-productions.com/</a>
&gt;
&gt; What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
&gt; in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
&gt; her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
&gt; size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
&gt; vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
&gt; you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
&gt; thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
&gt; driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
&gt; along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
&gt; working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman cum over and
&gt; over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.

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#10: Re: Roast Beef Curtains

Posted on 2006-07-17 03:20:46 by titanic

I would like to have some of these roast beef curtains.


If I don't like them covering my window, I couuld always eat them.



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