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#1: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:33:29 by nospam

A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
He's well on his way to collecting...

Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:

1) Allow more scoring.

2) Allow more contact.

3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
only a lot more stupid and boring.

4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket & backboard above the
goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.

--Tedward

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#2: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:37:21 by Victoria Barrett

On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, "Edward M. Kennedy"
&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;He's well on his way to collecting...

Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:

&quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;

Please, just one per customer.

--
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#3: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:37:21 by Victoria Barrett

On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;He's well on his way to collecting...

Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:

&quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;

Please, just one per customer.

--
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#4: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:37:21 by Victoria Barrett

On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;He's well on his way to collecting...

Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:

&quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;

Please, just one per customer.

--
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#5: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:37:21 by Victoria Barrett

On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;He's well on his way to collecting...

Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:

&quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;

Please, just one per customer.

--
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#6: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:48:39 by lukas989

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;
&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; --Tedward


Football is the greatest game in the world....until the US play. God
damn they suck. For years we've been hearing eventually they'll be
winning everything....not for a
llllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggtime....or until they start
claiming foreign people as americans. 'This Brazilian guy said
'yee-haw' once.' or, 'This Italian says 'for-ged abowd did' all the
time'.

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#7: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:48:39 by lukas989

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;
&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; --Tedward


Football is the greatest game in the world....until the US play. God
damn they suck. For years we've been hearing eventually they'll be
winning everything....not for a
llllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggtime....or until they start
claiming foreign people as americans. 'This Brazilian guy said
'yee-haw' once.' or, 'This Italian says 'for-ged abowd did' all the
time'.

Report this message

#8: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:48:39 by lukas989

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;
&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; --Tedward


Football is the greatest game in the world....until the US play. God
damn they suck. For years we've been hearing eventually they'll be
winning everything....not for a
llllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggtime....or until they start
claiming foreign people as americans. 'This Brazilian guy said
'yee-haw' once.' or, 'This Italian says 'for-ged abowd did' all the
time'.

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#9: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:48:39 by lukas989

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;
&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; --Tedward


Football is the greatest game in the world....until the US play. God
damn they suck. For years we've been hearing eventually they'll be
winning everything....not for a
llllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggtime....or until they start
claiming foreign people as americans. 'This Brazilian guy said
'yee-haw' once.' or, 'This Italian says 'for-ged abowd did' all the
time'.

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#10: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:50:33 by Red Schism

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;
&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; --Tedward

Forgive him, for he is a Duke fan. He does not know what he says.

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#11: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:50:33 by Red Schism

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;
&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; --Tedward

Forgive him, for he is a Duke fan. He does not know what he says.

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#12: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:50:33 by Red Schism

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;
&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; --Tedward

Forgive him, for he is a Duke fan. He does not know what he says.

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#13: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:50:33 by Red Schism

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;
&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; --Tedward

Forgive him, for he is a Duke fan. He does not know what he says.

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#14: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:57:40 by nospam

&quot;Red Schism&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:redschism&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">redschism&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:1150138233.332089.295240&#64;h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1150138233.332089.295240&#64;h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...</a>

&gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt;&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt;&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt;&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt;&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt;&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt;&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; Forgive him, for he is a Duke fan. He does not know what he says.

Go ahead, ask me how many Duke soccer players are in the
MLS playoffs.

--Tedward

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#15: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:57:40 by nospam

&quot;Red Schism&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:redschism&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">redschism&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:1150138233.332089.295240&#64;h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1150138233.332089.295240&#64;h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...</a>

&gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt;&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt;&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt;&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt;&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt;&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt;&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; Forgive him, for he is a Duke fan. He does not know what he says.

Go ahead, ask me how many Duke soccer players are in the
MLS playoffs.

--Tedward

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#16: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:57:40 by nospam

&quot;Red Schism&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:redschism&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">redschism&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:1150138233.332089.295240&#64;h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1150138233.332089.295240&#64;h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...</a>

&gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt;&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt;&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt;&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt;&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt;&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt;&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; Forgive him, for he is a Duke fan. He does not know what he says.

Go ahead, ask me how many Duke soccer players are in the
MLS playoffs.

--Tedward

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#17: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 20:57:40 by nospam

&quot;Red Schism&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:redschism&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">redschism&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:1150138233.332089.295240&#64;h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1150138233.332089.295240&#64;h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...</a>

&gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt;&gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt;&gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt;&gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt;&gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt;&gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt;&gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt;
&gt; Forgive him, for he is a Duke fan. He does not know what he says.

Go ahead, ask me how many Duke soccer players are in the
MLS playoffs.

--Tedward

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#18: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:02:54 by onyx_hokie

[ Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:37:21 -0400 ]
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:On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
:&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:
:
:&gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
:&gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
:&gt;He's well on his way to collecting...
:
:Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
:
:&quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
:
:Please, just one per customer.

CHYX WITH DYX!!!


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#19: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:02:54 by onyx_hokie

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:On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
:&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:
:
:&gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
:&gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
:&gt;He's well on his way to collecting...
:
:Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
:
:&quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
:
:Please, just one per customer.

CHYX WITH DYX!!!


--
Bryan S. Slick, onyx_hokie at yahoo dot com

&quot;Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.&quot;

(Salvor Hardin in 'Foundation', Isaac Asimov)

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#20: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:02:54 by onyx_hokie

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:On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
:&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:
:
:&gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
:&gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
:&gt;He's well on his way to collecting...
:
:Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
:
:&quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
:
:Please, just one per customer.

CHYX WITH DYX!!!


--
Bryan S. Slick, onyx_hokie at yahoo dot com

&quot;Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.&quot;

(Salvor Hardin in 'Foundation', Isaac Asimov)

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#21: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:02:54 by onyx_hokie

[ Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:37:21 -0400 ]
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:On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
:&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:
:
:&gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
:&gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
:&gt;He's well on his way to collecting...
:
:Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
:
:&quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
:
:Please, just one per customer.

CHYX WITH DYX!!!


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#22: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:04:09 by lcmello

Victoria Barrett wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
&gt;
&gt; Please, just one per customer.

=3D)

A sign written &quot;Don't feed the trolls&quot; should be enough, though.

Abra=E7os,

Luiz Mello

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#23: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:04:09 by lcmello

Victoria Barrett wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
&gt;
&gt; Please, just one per customer.

=3D)

A sign written &quot;Don't feed the trolls&quot; should be enough, though.

Abra=E7os,

Luiz Mello

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#24: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:04:09 by lcmello

Victoria Barrett wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
&gt;
&gt; Please, just one per customer.

=3D)

A sign written &quot;Don't feed the trolls&quot; should be enough, though.

Abra=E7os,

Luiz Mello

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#25: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:04:09 by lcmello

Victoria Barrett wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
&gt;
&gt; Please, just one per customer.

=3D)

A sign written &quot;Don't feed the trolls&quot; should be enough, though.

Abra=E7os,

Luiz Mello

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#26: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:07:40 by nospam

Name calling is uncalled for.

&quot;Clément&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lcmello&#64;ig.com.br" target="_blank">lcmello&#64;ig.com.br</a>&gt; wrote

&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
&gt;
&gt; Please, just one per customer.

=)

A sign written &quot;Don't feed the trolls&quot; should be enough, though.

Abraços,

Luiz Mello

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#27: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:07:40 by nospam

Name calling is uncalled for.

&quot;Clément&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lcmello&#64;ig.com.br" target="_blank">lcmello&#64;ig.com.br</a>&gt; wrote

&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
&gt;
&gt; Please, just one per customer.

=)

A sign written &quot;Don't feed the trolls&quot; should be enough, though.

Abraços,

Luiz Mello

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#28: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:07:40 by nospam

Name calling is uncalled for.

&quot;Clément&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lcmello&#64;ig.com.br" target="_blank">lcmello&#64;ig.com.br</a>&gt; wrote

&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
&gt;
&gt; Please, just one per customer.

=)

A sign written &quot;Don't feed the trolls&quot; should be enough, though.

Abraços,

Luiz Mello

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#29: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:07:40 by nospam

Name calling is uncalled for.

&quot;Clément&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lcmello&#64;ig.com.br" target="_blank">lcmello&#64;ig.com.br</a>&gt; wrote

&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I have a teenie-weenie and no life&quot;
&gt;
&gt; Please, just one per customer.

=)

A sign written &quot;Don't feed the trolls&quot; should be enough, though.

Abraços,

Luiz Mello

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#30: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:27:32 by the Bede

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:tvcr829e6qpd9hujd50dj4ls2004s2rtag&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">tvcr829e6qpd9hujd50dj4ls2004s2rtag&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt;He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
what's a &quot;free-sticker&quot;?

is that like a &quot;free sticker&quot;?

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#31: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:27:32 by the Bede

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt;He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
what's a &quot;free-sticker&quot;?

is that like a &quot;free sticker&quot;?

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#32: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:27:32 by the Bede

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:tvcr829e6qpd9hujd50dj4ls2004s2rtag&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">tvcr829e6qpd9hujd50dj4ls2004s2rtag&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt;He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
what's a &quot;free-sticker&quot;?

is that like a &quot;free sticker&quot;?

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#33: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:27:32 by the Bede

&quot;Victoria Barrett&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net" target="_blank">vbarrett&#64;the-beach.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:tvcr829e6qpd9hujd50dj4ls2004s2rtag&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">tvcr829e6qpd9hujd50dj4ls2004s2rtag&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:33:29 -0400, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt;lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt;He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Men who answer this crosspost will have a free-sticker handed to them:
&gt;
what's a &quot;free-sticker&quot;?

is that like a &quot;free sticker&quot;?

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#34: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:49:22 by rjones

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.

This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
instead of 1.

&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

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#35: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:49:22 by rjones

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.

This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
instead of 1.

&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

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#36: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:49:22 by rjones

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.

This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
instead of 1.

&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

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#37: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:49:22 by rjones

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.

This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
instead of 1.

&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

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#38: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:52:08 by Ken Overton

<a href="mailto:rjo...&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjo...&#64;colby.edu</a> wrote:
&gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.

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#39: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:52:08 by Ken Overton

<a href="mailto:rjo...&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjo...&#64;colby.edu</a> wrote:
&gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.

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#40: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:52:08 by Ken Overton

<a href="mailto:rjo...&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjo...&#64;colby.edu</a> wrote:
&gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.

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#41: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 21:52:08 by Ken Overton

<a href="mailto:rjo...&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjo...&#64;colby.edu</a> wrote:
&gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.

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#42: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:00:28 by Clockwork Orange

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
five minutes, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt;!

&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...

They'll beat Italy, and Ghana as well.

&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and
&gt; during dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense
&gt; sometimes, only a lot more stupid and boring.

They just need to fix the stupid offsides rule. Like, GET RID OF IT.

&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

Buy a fucking DVR and join the rest of us in the 21st century.

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#43: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:00:28 by Clockwork Orange

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
five minutes, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt;!

&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...

They'll beat Italy, and Ghana as well.

&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and
&gt; during dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense
&gt; sometimes, only a lot more stupid and boring.

They just need to fix the stupid offsides rule. Like, GET RID OF IT.

&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

Buy a fucking DVR and join the rest of us in the 21st century.

--
Cheers,
--Jeff
Read the FAQ. It was wrote for idots like yew.
<a href="http://www.rsfckers.com/faq.htm" target="_blank">http://www.rsfckers.com/faq.htm</a>

&quot;Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.&quot;
--Albert Einstein

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#44: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:00:28 by Clockwork Orange

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
five minutes, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt;!

&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...

They'll beat Italy, and Ghana as well.

&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and
&gt; during dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense
&gt; sometimes, only a lot more stupid and boring.

They just need to fix the stupid offsides rule. Like, GET RID OF IT.

&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

Buy a fucking DVR and join the rest of us in the 21st century.

--
Cheers,
--Jeff
Read the FAQ. It was wrote for idots like yew.
<a href="http://www.rsfckers.com/faq.htm" target="_blank">http://www.rsfckers.com/faq.htm</a>

&quot;Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.&quot;
--Albert Einstein

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#45: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:00:28 by Clockwork Orange

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
five minutes, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt;!

&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...

They'll beat Italy, and Ghana as well.

&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt;
&gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and
&gt; during dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense
&gt; sometimes, only a lot more stupid and boring.

They just need to fix the stupid offsides rule. Like, GET RID OF IT.

&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.

Buy a fucking DVR and join the rest of us in the 21st century.

--
Cheers,
--Jeff
Read the FAQ. It was wrote for idots like yew.
<a href="http://www.rsfckers.com/faq.htm" target="_blank">http://www.rsfckers.com/faq.htm</a>

&quot;Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.&quot;
--Albert Einstein

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#46: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:15:41 by nospam

&lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
&gt; instead of 1.

Extend the goalposts upward and give 'em three for a shot over
the goal? That might work.

&gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

I prefer to watch it live.

--Tedward

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#47: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:15:41 by nospam

&lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
&gt; instead of 1.

Extend the goalposts upward and give 'em three for a shot over
the goal? That might work.

&gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

I prefer to watch it live.

--Tedward

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#48: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:15:41 by nospam

&lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
&gt; instead of 1.

Extend the goalposts upward and give 'em three for a shot over
the goal? That might work.

&gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

I prefer to watch it live.

--Tedward

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#49: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:15:41 by nospam

&lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt;
&gt; This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
&gt; instead of 1.

Extend the goalposts upward and give 'em three for a shot over
the goal? That might work.

&gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;
&gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.

I prefer to watch it live.

--Tedward

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#50: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:36:28 by jenslin

lukas989 wrote:
&gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; &gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; &gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; &gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; &gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; &gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; &gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; --Tedward
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Football is the greatest game in the world....until the US play. God
&gt; damn they suck. For years we've been hearing eventually they'll be
&gt; winning everything....not for a
&gt; llllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggtime....or until they start
&gt; claiming foreign people as americans. 'This Brazilian guy said
&gt; 'yee-haw' once.' or, 'This Italian says 'for-ged abowd did' all the
&gt; time'.

Most Americans didn't care...fewer even watched...fewer still will
remember the score next month.

I don't mind watching the World Cup, but it would hardly be a life
changing event if the US won it.

Jon

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#51: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:36:28 by jenslin

lukas989 wrote:
&gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; &gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; &gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; &gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; &gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; &gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; &gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; --Tedward
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Football is the greatest game in the world....until the US play. God
&gt; damn they suck. For years we've been hearing eventually they'll be
&gt; winning everything....not for a
&gt; llllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggtime....or until they start
&gt; claiming foreign people as americans. 'This Brazilian guy said
&gt; 'yee-haw' once.' or, 'This Italian says 'for-ged abowd did' all the
&gt; time'.

Most Americans didn't care...fewer even watched...fewer still will
remember the score next month.

I don't mind watching the World Cup, but it would hardly be a life
changing event if the US won it.

Jon

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#52: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:36:28 by jenslin

lukas989 wrote:
&gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; &gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; &gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; &gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; &gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; &gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; &gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; --Tedward
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Football is the greatest game in the world....until the US play. God
&gt; damn they suck. For years we've been hearing eventually they'll be
&gt; winning everything....not for a
&gt; llllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggtime....or until they start
&gt; claiming foreign people as americans. 'This Brazilian guy said
&gt; 'yee-haw' once.' or, 'This Italian says 'for-ged abowd did' all the
&gt; time'.

Most Americans didn't care...fewer even watched...fewer still will
remember the score next month.

I don't mind watching the World Cup, but it would hardly be a life
changing event if the US won it.

Jon

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#53: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-12 22:36:28 by jenslin

lukas989 wrote:
&gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 2) Allow more contact.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 3) Stop the clock while the fags pretend they are hurt and during
&gt; &gt; dead ball situations. It's like the four corners offense sometimes,
&gt; &gt; only a lot more stupid and boring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 5) Like the rest of the world did for basketball, change something
&gt; &gt; so the US is competitive. Maybe put a basket &amp; backboard above the
&gt; &gt; goal for a two point shot and three from outside the penalty box,
&gt; &gt; and/or allow players to tackle the goalie when he has the ball with
&gt; &gt; a penalty kick at the spot of the ball.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; --Tedward
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Football is the greatest game in the world....until the US play. God
&gt; damn they suck. For years we've been hearing eventually they'll be
&gt; winning everything....not for a
&gt; llllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggtime....or until they start
&gt; claiming foreign people as americans. 'This Brazilian guy said
&gt; 'yee-haw' once.' or, 'This Italian says 'for-ged abowd did' all the
&gt; time'.

Most Americans didn't care...fewer even watched...fewer still will
remember the score next month.

I don't mind watching the World Cup, but it would hardly be a life
changing event if the US won it.

Jon

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#54: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 02:13:50 by rjones

<a href="mailto:ken.overton&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">ken.overton&#64;gmail.com</a> wrote:
&gt; <a href="mailto:rjo...&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjo...&#64;colby.edu</a> wrote:
&gt; &gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.

I suppose you run into luddites everywhere...even on the internet.

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#55: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 02:13:50 by rjones

<a href="mailto:ken.overton&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">ken.overton&#64;gmail.com</a> wrote:
&gt; <a href="mailto:rjo...&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjo...&#64;colby.edu</a> wrote:
&gt; &gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.

I suppose you run into luddites everywhere...even on the internet.

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#56: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 02:13:50 by rjones

<a href="mailto:ken.overton&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">ken.overton&#64;gmail.com</a> wrote:
&gt; <a href="mailto:rjo...&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjo...&#64;colby.edu</a> wrote:
&gt; &gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.

I suppose you run into luddites everywhere...even on the internet.

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#57: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 02:13:50 by rjones

<a href="mailto:ken.overton&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">ken.overton&#64;gmail.com</a> wrote:
&gt; <a href="mailto:rjo...&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjo...&#64;colby.edu</a> wrote:
&gt; &gt; Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.

I suppose you run into luddites everywhere...even on the internet.

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#58: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 02:14:58 by rjones

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
&gt; &gt; instead of 1.
&gt;
&gt; Extend the goalposts upward and give 'em three for a shot over
&gt; the goal? That might work.
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; I prefer to watch it live.

You have my consolations on your bladder problems.

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#59: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 02:14:58 by rjones

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
&gt; &gt; instead of 1.
&gt;
&gt; Extend the goalposts upward and give 'em three for a shot over
&gt; the goal? That might work.
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; I prefer to watch it live.

You have my consolations on your bladder problems.

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#60: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 02:14:58 by rjones

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
&gt; &gt; instead of 1.
&gt;
&gt; Extend the goalposts upward and give 'em three for a shot over
&gt; the goal? That might work.
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; I prefer to watch it live.

You have my consolations on your bladder problems.

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#61: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 02:14:58 by rjones

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt;&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt;&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; This would be easy to fix. Just give each team 7 points for a goal
&gt; &gt; instead of 1.
&gt;
&gt; Extend the goalposts upward and give 'em three for a shot over
&gt; the goal? That might work.
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; I prefer to watch it live.

You have my consolations on your bladder problems.

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#62: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 03:07:06 by nospam

&lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; I suppose you run into luddites everywhere...even on the internet.

He could fry his dick that way!

[Shudder]

--Tedward

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#63: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 03:07:06 by nospam

&lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; I suppose you run into luddites everywhere...even on the internet.

He could fry his dick that way!

[Shudder]

--Tedward

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#64: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 03:07:06 by nospam

&lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; I suppose you run into luddites everywhere...even on the internet.

He could fry his dick that way!

[Shudder]

--Tedward

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#65: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 03:07:06 by nospam

&lt;<a href="mailto:rjones&#64;colby.edu" target="_blank">rjones&#64;colby.edu</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 4) Add timeouts so I can piss.
&gt;&gt; &gt; Join the rest of us in the 21st century, and get a Tivo.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't see myself pissing into a Tivo.
&gt;
&gt; I suppose you run into luddites everywhere...even on the internet.

He could fry his dick that way!

[Shudder]

--Tedward

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#66: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 03:28:26 by winnard is in the house

&quot;OrangeDood&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:no_this_isnt&#64;my_email.com" target="_blank">no_this_isnt&#64;my_email.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:Xns97E0A2C4865D4Clockwork&#64;67.19.196.138..." target="_blank">Xns97E0A2C4865D4Clockwork&#64;67.19.196.138...</a>
&gt; If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
&gt; five minutes, &quot;Edward M. Kennedy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;baconburger.com" target="_blank">nospam&#64;baconburger.com</a>&gt;!
&gt;
&gt; &gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; &gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; &gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; They'll beat Italy, and Ghana as well.
&gt;


Ghana? I thought they all died from poisoned kool-aid.


winnard

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#67: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 06:25:37 by chris.lansdell

Edward M. Kennedy.................................Kennedy wrote,




--
&quot;The Lansdellicious One&quot; Chris Lansdell
Founder of the Nation of Salivation
I HAVE TIL 5!!!!!!!!

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#68: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 06:25:37 by chris.lansdell

Edward M. Kennedy.................................Kennedy wrote,




--
&quot;The Lansdellicious One&quot; Chris Lansdell
Founder of the Nation of Salivation
I HAVE TIL 5!!!!!!!!

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#69: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 06:25:37 by chris.lansdell

Edward M. Kennedy.................................Kennedy wrote,




--
&quot;The Lansdellicious One&quot; Chris Lansdell
Founder of the Nation of Salivation
I HAVE TIL 5!!!!!!!!

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#70: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 06:25:37 by chris.lansdell

Edward M. Kennedy.................................Kennedy wrote,




--
&quot;The Lansdellicious One&quot; Chris Lansdell
Founder of the Nation of Salivation
I HAVE TIL 5!!!!!!!!

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#71: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 07:01:19 by unclejr

winnard wrote:
&gt; Ghana? I thought they all died from poisoned kool-aid.

In a twisted and morbid way, TMML. I yam so ashamed.

-Junior

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#72: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 07:01:19 by unclejr

winnard wrote:
&gt; Ghana? I thought they all died from poisoned kool-aid.

In a twisted and morbid way, TMML. I yam so ashamed.

-Junior

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#73: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 09:45:28 by Huw Morris

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:

&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.

Czech Republic didn't seem to have any difficulty scoring...

Huw

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#74: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 09:45:28 by Huw Morris

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:

&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.

Czech Republic didn't seem to have any difficulty scoring...

Huw

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#75: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 09:45:28 by Huw Morris

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:

&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.

Czech Republic didn't seem to have any difficulty scoring...

Huw

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#76: Re: Thank You Czech Republic For The Enema

Posted on 2006-06-13 09:45:28 by Huw Morris

Edward M. Kennedy wrote:

&gt; A friend of mine made a bet with his brother that the US would
&gt; lose to the Czechs and Italians by a combined five goal margin.
&gt; He's well on his way to collecting...
&gt;
&gt; Soccer as it is sucks. They need to change the rules to:
&gt;
&gt; 1) Allow more scoring.

Czech Republic didn't seem to have any difficulty scoring...

Huw

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