| My Left Foot [message #1088868] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 21:33 |
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FFS. Severed Ligaments.
I spent my morning in A & E, and my afternoon in the pub, with people being
nice to me.
Will be on crutches for a while. Several days off work. High levels of
agony, given my already-high pain threshold. Codeine painkillers'n'shit.
I'm not even sure how it happened. I kind of vaguely bumped my foot against
my bedpost in the middle of the night on Monday. Yesterday it hurt a little
bit, I suppose, but improved throughout the day, and I walked a couple of
miles on it, and used my aerobic machine.
This morning, woke up uncharacteristically at 5:30 in absolute fucking
torture. Unable to walk between rooms without holding onto walls and sitting
down immediately. I don't go to hospital lightly - and indeed still went
into work first to gauge opinions - but this was one occasion when I
couldn't not seek medical attention.
I got a train back to London because I'm not exactly going back to work this
week, and need to be there for the weekend. A disappointing comment on human
nature that between Ipswich and Colchester, on a packed train, no fucker got
up to offer me a seat, not even the sales tossers with their laptops in the
'please give this seat up to a disabled cunt' seats. Cunts.
On the plus side, the wait time at Ipswich A & E was fucking nothing. No
queue at reception, I barely had time to watch 10 minutes of Trisha before
seeing the Triage Nurse, and then only about 20 minutes before the doctor
called me. I guess 9:30 AM is a good time to go to hospital.
Also, the staff in the Tooting Wetherspoons brought me drinks to my seat so
I wouldn't have to get up, while I was waiting for my mum to pick me up. And
one of the bar staff and one of the customers (both of whom I know vaguely
at best) were downright flirtacious. Hmm.
That is all.
BTN
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088870 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 21:45 |
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According to <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk>:
>up to offer me a seat, not even the sales tossers with their laptops in the
>'please give this seat up to a disabled cunt' seats. Cunts.
Did you ask them? Maybe they were busy reading UKSF
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088871 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 22:08 |
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"Vicky Conlan" <comps [at] riffraff.plig.net> wrote in message
news:e9m24i$1oe4$1 [at] magenta.plig.net...
> According to <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk>:
>>up to offer me a seat, not even the sales tossers with their laptops in
>>the
>>'please give this seat up to a disabled cunt' seats. Cunts.
>
> Did you ask them? Maybe they were busy reading UKSF
They were all reading the 'How Fucked Up are you' thread, yes.
BTN
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088874 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 00:15 |
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Sir Benjamin Nunn tickled their tummies and meowed:
>> Did you ask them? Maybe they were busy reading UKSF
>
> They were all reading the 'How Fucked Up are you' thread, yes.
Is that still going?
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088875 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 00:34 |
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According to <kullradNOSPAM [at] hotpop.com>:
>> They were all reading the 'How Fucked Up are you' thread, yes.
>Is that still going?
No.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088877 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 01:33 |
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"Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> wrote in
news:4i7fnkF2h9bgU1 [at] individual.net:
> FFS. Severed Ligaments.
>
> I spent my morning in A & E, and my afternoon in the pub, with people
> being nice to me.
>
> Will be on crutches for a while. Several days off work. High levels of
> agony, given my already-high pain threshold. Codeine
> painkillers'n'shit.
Monged feet and legs are the in thing in UKSF this year Ben.
Congrat's for coming on board.
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Cheers, Os
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088878 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 05:15 |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 20:33:10 +0100, "Sir Benjamin Nunn"
<bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> wrote:
>FFS. Severed Ligaments.
<snip tale of disabled man almost scoring>
Bad luck, Ben. What doesn't kill you may have a second go if you don't
get it first, or something.
Looking to the positives though - I anticipate an influx of fresh
young lurkers jumping in and killing threads; forcing crossposters
onto their weaker feet; barking instructions like Sgt Hartman from
'Full Metal Jacket' to each other about holding the line, picking up
that loose man, and all that other mystical speak that those at the
back employ; causing untold damage to aggressors' ankles by way of
warning; and ensuring that Os is protected from even the least harmful
post as they put on a display of unparalleled defensive duties in the
clamour to give themselves every chance of being the one...that
special one to fill your vacant shorts at the back, just in case your
recuperation at the pub fails to have you back to full match fitness
before the next match.
It's going to be a bloodbath.
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Dat
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088880 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 10:38 |
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According to <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com>:
>Monged feet and legs are the in thing in UKSF this year Ben.
It's my neck/shoulder that is monged again this year.
>Congrat's for coming on board.
I'm so 2004. :-<
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088881 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 10:38 |
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According to <dat_004 [at] yahoo.co.uk>:
>>FFS. Severed Ligaments.
><snip tale of disabled man almost scoring>
Heh. This is /Ben/ we're talking about.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088885 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 11:35 |
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In article <Xns980675A05C193strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4>,
strikeboy [at] hotmail.com says...
> "Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> wrote in
> news:4i7fnkF2h9bgU1 [at] individual.net:
>
> > FFS. Severed Ligaments.
> >
> > Will be on crutches for a while. Several days off work. High levels of
> > agony, given my already-high pain threshold. Codeine
> > painkillers'n'shit.
>
> Monged feet and legs are the in thing in UKSF this year Ben.
>
I think I've monged my kidneys. Can't think of any other reason for the
shooting pains in my lower back.
Anyone got a spare?
M
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088887 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 11:47 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:
>>> They were all reading the 'How Fucked Up are you' thread, yes.
>>Is that still going?
>
> No.
Thank fuck for that.
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"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088888 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 11:49 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Osbourne Ruddock squealed:
> Monged feet and legs are the in thing in UKSF this year Ben.
Yeah, I nearly busted my toe playing 5-a-side a few weeks back.
I'm so 'with it' as the kids these days say.
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Kullrad (4)
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"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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Won't Save You This Time)
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088889 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 11:51 |
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According to <news [at] mandab.co.uk>:
>> Monged feet and legs are the in thing in UKSF this year Ben.
>>
>I think I've monged my kidneys. Can't think of any other reason for the
>shooting pains in my lower back.
I get them. I think it's strained muscles. Either that or you just
need a huuuuge poo. Try drinking the juice of half a lemon in a pint
of lukewarm water first thing tomorrow morning and see if that helps.
In theory it's meant to be liver/kidney cleaning fluid. Whether it is
psychosematic or not, it does tend to make me feel better when I do it.
I ought to do it more often.
>Anyone got a spare?
Apparently not.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088894 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 11:54 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:
>>Anyone got a spare?
>
> Apparently not.
*Everyones* got a spare kidney.
Unless, they haven't, obviously.
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"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088896 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 11:55 |
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According to <kullradNOSPAM [at] kullrad.com>:
>>>Anyone got a spare?
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>> Apparently not.
>
>*Everyones* got a spare kidney.
>
>Unless, they haven't, obviously.
I think mine got steaked.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088899 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 11:56 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:
>>>>Anyone got a spare?
>>>
>>> Apparently not.
>>
>>*Everyones* got a spare kidney.
>>
>>Unless, they haven't, obviously.
>
> I think mine got steaked.
Did it hurt?
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"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088905 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 11:56 |
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"Kullrad" <kullradNOSPAM [at] kullrad.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98066E18ACB9C192137 [at] 130.133.1.18...
> Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Osbourne Ruddock squealed:
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> > Monged feet and legs are the in thing in UKSF this year Ben.
>
> Yeah, I nearly busted my toe playing 5-a-side a few weeks back.
>
> I'm so 'with it' as the kids these days say.
>
I have a few bruised metertarsals from crunching challenges in pre-season
training. Still waiting for the sun to print some diagrams of it like they
did for my namesake.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088906 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 12:00 |
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088909 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 12:05 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:
>>Monged feet and legs are the in thing in UKSF this year Ben.
>
> I'm as healthy as a fucking horse. Except for the mental scars left by
> a certain exgf. Do those count?
FFS, Dem. It's time to move on, let go, etc.
It's not like she fucked off with you best mate, is it?
Cunts.
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Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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Thu, 20 July 2006 12:09 |
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088916 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 12:14 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:
>>FFS, Dem. It's time to move on, let go, etc.
>>
>>It's not like she fucked off with you best mate, is it?
>
> The lead from one of my fave local bands that I introduced her to.
Ah, wounder, mate :-(
> Fate hates us Kully. With nasty big serrated knives that go deep into
> the back and emerge in a bloody spray just below the sternum.
And yet look how lovely Nunns life is. It's like there's some sort of
cuntspiricy holding us down.
> Oh and I think they're rusty and you have to watch out for the
> tetanus. That's the real kicker.
A kicker /and/ a punch in the kidneys.
>>Cunts.
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> Who'd have one, I ask?
Especially in this heat.
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"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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Thu, 20 July 2006 12:15 |
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Thu, 20 July 2006 12:17 |
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088923 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 12:21 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:
>>> The lead from one of my fave local bands that I introduced her to.
>>Ah, wounder, mate :-(
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> Yeah, I fucking hate that I can't go see them now. Fuck and fuck.
Yeah, it wasn't like I could hate Villa anymore than I already did.
You win ;-)
>>>>Cunts.
>>> Who'd have one, I ask?
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>>Especially in this heat.
>
> It'd be like fucking a fan-forced oven.
OTWBFB?
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"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088924 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 12:22 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:
>>>>> They were all reading the 'How Fucked Up are you' thread, yes.
>>>>Is that still going?
>>>
>>> No.
>>
>>Thank fuck for that.
>
> Absolfuckinglutely. What a polluted pile of Thackerish tosh.
AWTWP.
Anyway, where is Nunn? It's not like he types with his feet.
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Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088926 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 12:23 |
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Martin <news [at] mandab.co.uk> wrote in
news:MPG.1f295eb49b050cf3989b0e [at] news.individual.net:
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>> Monged feet and legs are the in thing in UKSF this year Ben.
>>
> I think I've monged my kidneys. Can't think of any other reason for
the
> shooting pains in my lower back.
>
Mate of my dad, had pains in his lower back for a couple of years, just
presumed it was back pain, getting older etc... Was visiting the doc
last year and happened to mention it, doc was a little worried so ran a
few blood tests on him.
Turns out he had cancer of the kidneys and stomach, and it had gone to
his liver.
Dead in 5 weeks.
This tale is almost Cypheresque in it's grim simplicity.
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Cheers, Os
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Thu, 20 July 2006 12:24 |
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088928 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 12:28 |
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In article <Xns9806E384072DFstrikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4>,
strikeboy [at] hotmail.com says...
> Martin <news [at] mandab.co.uk> wrote in
> news:MPG.1f295eb49b050cf3989b0e [at] news.individual.net:
>
> >>
> > I think I've monged my kidneys. Can't think of any other reason for
> the
> > shooting pains in my lower back.
> >
>
> Mate of my dad, had pains in his lower back for a couple of years, just
> presumed it was back pain, getting older etc... Was visiting the doc
> last year and happened to mention it, doc was a little worried so ran a
> few blood tests on him.
>
> Turns out he had cancer of the kidneys and stomach, and it had gone to
> his liver.
>
> Dead in 5 weeks.
>
Thanks, you've really cheered me up Os. Nice one.
M
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088934 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 12:38 |
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Martin <news [at] mandab.co.uk> wrote in news:MPG.1f296b0a6198dcd9989b13
[at] news.individual.net:
>> Turns out he had cancer of the kidneys and stomach, and it had gone to
>> his liver.
>>
>> Dead in 5 weeks.
>>
> Thanks, you've really cheered me up Os. Nice one.
>
No worries Mart, if it's any consolation my balls hurt occasionally.
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Cheers, Os
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088938 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:18 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Osbourne Ruddock squealed:
>>> Dead in 5 weeks.
>>>
>> Thanks, you've really cheered me up Os. Nice one.
> No worries Mart, if it's any consolation my balls hurt occasionally.
Yes, Mrs R does have a firm grip, doesn't she.
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"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088946 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:48 |
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According to <demosthenes [at] theonering.net>:
>>>>> They were all reading the 'How Fucked Up are you' thread, yes.
>>>>Is that still going?
>>> No.
>>Thank fuck for that.
>Absolfuckinglutely. What a polluted pile of Thackerish tosh.
Ooh, that's really quite harsh. Fair, but harsh.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088947 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:48 |
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According to <kullradNOSPAM [at] kullrad.com>:
>>>>>Anyone got a spare?
>>>> Apparently not.
>>>*Everyones* got a spare kidney.
>>>Unless, they haven't, obviously.
>> I think mine got steaked.
>Did it hurt?
Not for long, but it was quite tasty.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088948 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:51 |
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According to <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com>:
>Turns out he had cancer of the kidneys and stomach, and it had gone to
>his liver.
>
>Dead in 5 weeks.
To be fair, if he had terminal cancer that was only "a bit of back ache"
amount of pain, that doesn't sound as impressively scary as cancer is
normally portrayed to be.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088949 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:51 |
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According to <news [at] mandab.co.uk>:
>> Dead in 5 weeks.
>Thanks, you've really cheered me up Os. Nice one.
UKSF is good like that.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088950 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:51 |
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According to <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com>:
>>> Dead in 5 weeks.
>>>
>> Thanks, you've really cheered me up Os. Nice one.
>
>No worries Mart, if it's any consolation my balls hurt occasionally.
Is it typically whilst reading UKSF?
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088951 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:52 |
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According to <roondog04 [at] hotmail.com>:
>I have a few bruised metertarsals from crunching challenges in pre-season
>training. Still waiting for the sun to print some diagrams of it like they
>did for my namesake.
Yeah, pretend like anyone on here actually plays football. Heh.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088952 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:54 |
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According to <demosthenes [at] theonering.net>:
>I'm as healthy as a fucking horse. Except for the mental scars left by
>a certain exgf. Do those count?
I bet UKSF can give you mental scars that will make you forget all about
your mental scars from your exgf.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088953 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:54 |
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According to <kullradNOSPAM [at] kullrad.com>:
>It's not like she fucked off with you best mate, is it?
To be fair, I don't think she is /very/ fucked off with him.
Well, probably not yet, anyhow.
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088955 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 13:55 |
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According to <demosthenes [at] theonering.net>:
>Yeah, I fucking hate that I can't go see them now. Fuck and fuck.
Why not? You'd even have something to heckle with!
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| Re: My Left Foot [message #1088964 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 14:01 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Vicky Conlan squealed:
>>I have a few bruised metertarsals from crunching challenges in
>>pre-season training. Still waiting for the sun to print some diagrams
>>of it like they did for my namesake.
>
> Yeah, pretend like anyone on here actually plays football. Heh.
Didn't Nunn have trials for Coventry once?
Oh, hang on, that was trials *in* Coventry.
My bad.
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"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
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