| World's Largest Ram [message #1087312] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:38 |
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I just want to warn you in advance.
I have not got around to it yet, but I plan to do some photography of
the "World's Largest Ram". Nothing currently on the web does it
justice:
http://www.theacc.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/111802aav.htm l
I plan to create the world's best photos of the World's Largest's Ram
and put links to them here. I walk by the thing often during lunch
hour,
but the light is not right.
I am mainly doing this out of hubris, but also you help all you
non-UNC fans to prepare for what is going to happen next season.
It iwll be a symbolic representation of what is to come.
Donnie should fund the creation of something like this in front of the
Dean Dome, but I am pretty sure Dean Smith might try to block it.
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087313 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 16:29 |
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"stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
>I just want to warn you in advance.
Three times, no less. You might as well put on a clown outfit
with a "kick me" sign on your back.
> I have not got around to it yet, but I plan to do some photography of
> the "World's Largest Ram". Nothing currently on the web does it
> justice:
If the world's largest ram is eight feet tall, that is pretty
pathetic.
> http://www.theacc.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/111802aav.htm l
>
> I plan to create the world's best photos of the World's Largest's Ram
> and put links to them here. I walk by the thing often during lunch
> hour,
> but the light is not right.
>
> I am mainly doing this out of hubris, but also you help all you
> non-UNC fans to prepare for what is going to happen next season.
> It iwll be a symbolic representation of what is to come.
Anything less than a NC will be a huge disappointment.
> Donnie should fund the creation of something like this in front of the
> Dean Dome, but I am pretty sure Dean Smith might try to block it.
Running over Dean Smith ought to be fairly easy.
--Tedward
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087315 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:04 |
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087316 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:43 |
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"Alotta Fagina" <alotta [at] fagina.com> wrote
>> Anything less than a NC will be a huge disappointment.
>
> Hey to Shelden and JJ.
Were you dumb enough to think that team was supposed to win it all?
--Tedward
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087317 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:59 |
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Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> "stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
> If the world's largest ram is eight feet tall, that is pretty
> pathetic.
You obviously have never seem them.
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087318 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 18:02 |
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Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> "stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
> If the world's largest ram is eight feet tall, that is pretty
> pathetic.
You obviously have never seen them.
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087319 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 18:58 |
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"stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
>> If the world's largest ram is eight feet tall, that is pretty
>> pathetic.
>
> You obviously have never seen them.
Go ahead and enter it in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade then.
--Tedward
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087320 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 19:07 |
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Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> "stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
>
> >> If the world's largest ram is eight feet tall, that is pretty
> >> pathetic.
> >
> > You obviously have never seen them.
>
> Go ahead and enter it in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade then.
>
> --Tedward
The World Largest' Ram's height has been questioned by another of the
world's most clueless:
http://www.carolinasucks.com/pn/html/modules.php?op=modload& amp;name=News&file=article&sid=26&mode=thread&am p;order=0&thold=0
But the World's Largest Ram is not trying out for center.
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087321 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 19:08 |
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087322 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 23:31 |
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"stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
>> >> If the world's largest ram is eight feet tall, that is pretty
>> >> pathetic.
>> >
>> > You obviously have never seen them.
>>
>> Go ahead and enter it in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade then.
>>
>> --Tedward
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> The World Largest' Ram's height has been questioned by another of the
> world's most clueless:
Egypt says hi.
> http://www.carolinasucks.com/pn/html/modules.php?op=modload& amp;name=News&file=article&sid=26&mode=thread&am p;order=0&thold=0
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> But the World's Largest Ram is not trying out for center.
Try getting this one in the gym. It has balls almost eight
feet high.
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/59345/
--Tedward
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087323 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 23:31 |
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"Alotta Fagina" <alotta [at] fagina.com> wrote
>>>> Anything less than a NC will be a huge disappointment.
>>>
>>> Hey to Shelden and JJ.
>>
>> Were you dumb enough to think that team was supposed to win it all?
>
> With TWO First-Team AAs, of course.
Okay, you're dumb enough.
--Tedward
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087324 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 03:05 |
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Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> "stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
>
> >> >> If the world's largest ram is eight feet tall, that is pretty
> >> >> pathetic.
> >> >
> >> > You obviously have never seen them.
> >>
> >> Go ahead and enter it in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade then.
> >>
> >> --Tedward
> >
> > The World Largest' Ram's height has been questioned by another of the
> > world's most clueless:
>
> Egypt says hi.
>
> > http://www.carolinasucks.com/pn/html/modules.php?op=modload& amp;name=News&file=article&sid=26&mode=thread&am p;order=0&thold=0
> >
> > But the World's Largest Ram is not trying out for center.
>
> Try getting this one in the gym. It has balls almost eight
> feet high.
Touche.
I thought I had researched the matter well, but I had only seen that
particular ram from the front.
The one in Scotland in not anatomically correct. I has no ears.
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087325 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 14:16 |
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stat monkey wrote:
> I just want to warn you in advance.
>
> I have not got around to it yet, but I plan to do some photography of
> the "World's Largest Ram". Nothing currently on the web does it
> justice:
>
> http://www.theacc.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/111802aav.htm l
>
> I plan to create the world's best photos of the World's Largest's Ram
> and put links to them here. I walk by the thing often during lunch
> hour,
> but the light is not right.
>
> I am mainly doing this out of hubris, but also you help all you
> non-UNC fans to prepare for what is going to happen next season.
> It iwll be a symbolic representation of what is to come.
>
> Donnie should fund the creation of something like this in front of the
> Dean Dome, but I am pretty sure Dean Smith might try to block it.
Hey, don't let Double-Anus see that! He'll freak!
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087326 ] |
Sun, 23 July 2006 09:44 |
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stat monkey wrote:
> I just want to warn you in advance.
>
> I have not got around to it yet, but I plan to do some photography of
> the "World's Largest Ram". Nothing currently on the web does it
> justice:
>
> http://www.theacc.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/111802aav.htm l
>
> I plan to create the world's best photos of the World's Largest's Ram
> and put links to them here. I walk by the thing often during lunch
> hour,
> but the light is not right.
>
> I am mainly doing this out of hubris, but also you help all you
> non-UNC fans to prepare for what is going to happen next season.
> It iwll be a symbolic representation of what is to come.
>
> Donnie should fund the creation of something like this in front of the
> Dean Dome, but I am pretty sure Dean Smith might try to block it.
>
Ok, setting aside the obvious penis joke (world's largest ram ***IN MY
PANTS***).
If it is large enough, it could be hollowed out and used as a decoy to
allow troops to invade a walled city. A sort of Trojan. Oh crap,
that's another penis joke.
Oh well, when the ram gets large, it's wall to wall penis jokes.
How would Dean Smith try to block the ram? Would it be different if it
was not in front of his Dome? Oh, man, is it Christmas?
Please explain the symbolic representation of "what is to come." Does
that mean we should get extra Trojans?
And WTF? How dry a desert are we dealing with that this post goes over
a full day without being exposed to this sort of extended, piercing lampoon?
- Jason Bell
OK, im spent.
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| Re: World's Largest Ram [message #1087327 ] |
Sun, 23 July 2006 14:03 |
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Jason Bell wrote:
> stat monkey wrote:
> > I just want to warn you in advance.
> >
> > I have not got around to it yet, but I plan to do some photography of
> > the "World's Largest Ram". Nothing currently on the web does it
> > justice:
> >
> > http://www.theacc.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/111802aav.htm l
> >
> > I plan to create the world's best photos of the World's Largest's Ram
> > and put links to them here. I walk by the thing often during lunch
> > hour,
> > but the light is not right.
> >
> > I am mainly doing this out of hubris, but also you help all you
> > non-UNC fans to prepare for what is going to happen next season.
> > It iwll be a symbolic representation of what is to come.
> >
> > Donnie should fund the creation of something like this in front of the
> > Dean Dome, but I am pretty sure Dean Smith might try to block it.
> >
>
> Ok, setting aside the obvious penis joke (world's largest ram ***IN MY
> PANTS***).
You still have not figured out the thread. There were no penis jokes.
Get Tedward to explain them to you.
>
> If it is large enough, it could be hollowed out and used as a decoy to
> allow troops to invade a walled city. A sort of Trojan. Oh crap,
> that's another penis joke.
>
> Oh well, when the ram gets large, it's wall to wall penis jokes.
>
> How would Dean Smith try to block the ram? Would it be different if it
> was not in front of his Dome? Oh, man, is it Christmas?
It's in front of Kenan stadium. But the front seems like the back. It
is kind of tucked away where few non-football fans would see it. I
went to UNC and attended football games and never used this entrance.
Why would he block one at the Dome? It kind of in your face, not his
style, perhaps
>
> Please explain the symbolic representation of "what is to come."
I actually did not see the double-meaning in that!
>Does
> that mean we should get extra Trojans?
It means UNC looms large for next season.
>
> And WTF? How dry a desert are we dealing with that this post goes over
> a full day without being exposed to this sort of extended, piercing lampoon?
>
> - Jason Bell
>
> OK, im spent.
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