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Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086769] Tue, 11 July 2006 21:43
didiwinyet  
who is easily thheeee most horrid most hideous..... and that VOICE
....GOD SOMEBODY
FIX IT...argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086771 ] Tue, 11 July 2006 22:51
MANOS-DE-PIEDRA  
i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
got no boxing sense whatsoever.
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086774 ] Tue, 11 July 2006 23:55
HardCell  
"R D" <MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net> wrote in message
news:29840-44B40F3B-1039 [at] storefull-3237.bay.webtv.net...

\>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
> fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
> hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
> was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
> in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
> something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
> from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
> got no boxing sense whatsoever.

Yeah, and Lampley and the entire HBO crew's total prejudice right from
the outset against James Toney in the Rahman fight was quite evident, as
I'm sure you'll agree. Funny how they didn't take any notice of the
massive number of rabbit punches and kidney shots Rahman was
dishing out through the entire match. I wonder if they'll notice if he does
the same thing against Maskaev? :-)

Then again, Showtime is massively pro-Toney, so maybe they aren't
much better.
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086777 ] Wed, 12 July 2006 00:37
southpaw  
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 17:55:43 -0400, "Hard-Cell" <hard [at] cell.com> wrote:

>"R D" <MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net> wrote in message
>news:29840-44B40F3B-1039 [at] storefull-3237.bay.webtv.net...
>
>\>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
>> fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
>> hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
>> was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
>> in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
>> something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
>> from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
>> got no boxing sense whatsoever.
>
>Yeah, and Lampley and the entire HBO crew's total prejudice right from
>the outset against James Toney in the Rahman fight was quite evident, as
>I'm sure you'll agree. Funny how they didn't take any notice of the
>massive number of rabbit punches and kidney shots Rahman was
>dishing out through the entire match. I wonder if they'll notice if he does
>the same thing against Maskaev? :-)
>
>Then again, Showtime is massively pro-Toney, so maybe they aren't
>much better.
>
>


After watching tape of Spinks - Karmazin yesterday that my friend gave
me, I am ashamed to say that the call actually needed some more HBO
type "personality." There were moments that just begged for Merchant
intoning something like "Is that Roman Karmazin or Frankenstein?" or
"Roman has seen Russian matrushkya dolls that hit harder than Cory
Spinks!" Bernstein is the best technical play by play boxing analyst
out there, but I wouldn't mind if Showtime got a third man (maybe a
former fighter) to spice things up some. Might be interesting.

I get a week free of Lamps and I'm still bitching. I guess that makes
me a true boxing fan.
>
>
>
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086781 ] Wed, 12 July 2006 02:26
Dan E  
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:51:07 -0400, MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net (R D)
wrote:

>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
>fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
>hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
>was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
>in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
>something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
>from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
>got no boxing sense whatsoever.


Give Lampley a break he's been married to a fucked up crippled lady
for like 30 years he's never had real sex with a normal woman.
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086783 ] Wed, 12 July 2006 03:02
southpaw  
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 19:26:46 -0500, Dan E <Dane [at] Ticon.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:51:07 -0400, MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net (R D)
>wrote:
>
>>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
>>fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
>>hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
>>was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
>>in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
>>something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
>>from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
>>got no boxing sense whatsoever.
>
>
>Give Lampley a break he's been married to a fucked up crippled lady
>for like 30 years he's never had real sex with a normal woman.

For real? Never knew that...
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086787 ] Wed, 12 July 2006 05:17
DCI  
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 19:26:46 -0500, Dan E <Dane [at] Ticon.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:51:07 -0400, MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net (R D)
>wrote:
>
>>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
>>fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
>>hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
>>was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
>>in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
>>something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
>>from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
>>got no boxing sense whatsoever.
>
>
>Give Lampley a break he's been married to a fucked up crippled lady
>for like 30 years he's never had real sex with a normal woman.


You are all heart and feeling for people. You should go into the
counseling business.

DCI
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086789 ] Wed, 12 July 2006 05:18
The Sanity Cruzer  
"Dan E" <Dane [at] Ticon.com> wrote in message
news:qag8b2prbb3omd6n1d4uuhnfs50h5k6oa4 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:51:07 -0400, MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net (R D)
> wrote:
>
>>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
>>fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
>>hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
>>was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
>>in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
>>something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
>>from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
>>got no boxing sense whatsoever.
>
>
> Give Lampley a break he's been married to a fucked up crippled lady
> for like 30 years he's never had real sex with a normal woman.

That's not true. Lampley has been married 3 times. IIRC, he is divorced
from Bree Walker, the woman with a disability where she was born without
fingers on her hands. They have a child (or 2) with the same
disease/disfiguration. They reportedly had an affair while both were
married while working a Southern California television station.

She appears to have had facial plastic surgery and looks like shit now. But
that's just my opinion.
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086795 ] Wed, 12 July 2006 17:43
SkippyPB  
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:18:57 -0700, "The Sanity Cruzer"
<sanitycruzeNrO [at] eSaPrAtMhlink.net> enlightened us:

>"Dan E" <Dane [at] Ticon.com> wrote in message
>news:qag8b2prbb3omd6n1d4uuhnfs50h5k6oa4 [at] 4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:51:07 -0400, MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net (R D)
>> wrote:
>>
>>>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
>>>fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
>>>hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
>>>was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
>>>in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
>>>something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
>>>from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
>>>got no boxing sense whatsoever.
>>
>>
>> Give Lampley a break he's been married to a fucked up crippled lady
>> for like 30 years he's never had real sex with a normal woman.
>
>That's not true. Lampley has been married 3 times. IIRC, he is divorced
>from Bree Walker, the woman with a disability where she was born without
>fingers on her hands. They have a child (or 2) with the same
>disease/disfiguration. They reportedly had an affair while both were
>married while working a Southern California television station.
>
>She appears to have had facial plastic surgery and looks like shit now. But
>that's just my opinion.
>
>

I agree, she's horrid! Take a look at:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004916.html

Check out the comment a veiwer of Larry King Show on which Bree
appeared. Pretty funny...and true.

Regards,
////
(o o)
-oOO--(_)--OOo-


"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir'
without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"
-- Homer Simpson
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Steve
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086797 ] Wed, 12 July 2006 19:01
southpaw  
On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:43:06 -0400, SkippyPB
<swiegand [at] neo.rr.NOSPAM.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:18:57 -0700, "The Sanity Cruzer"
><sanitycruzeNrO [at] eSaPrAtMhlink.net> enlightened us:
>
>>"Dan E" <Dane [at] Ticon.com> wrote in message
>>news:qag8b2prbb3omd6n1d4uuhnfs50h5k6oa4 [at] 4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:51:07 -0400, MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net (R D)
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
>>>>fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
>>>>hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
>>>>was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
>>>>in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
>>>>something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
>>>>from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
>>>>got no boxing sense whatsoever.
>>>
>>>
>>> Give Lampley a break he's been married to a fucked up crippled lady
>>> for like 30 years he's never had real sex with a normal woman.
>>
>>That's not true. Lampley has been married 3 times. IIRC, he is divorced
>>from Bree Walker, the woman with a disability where she was born without
>>fingers on her hands. They have a child (or 2) with the same
>>disease/disfiguration. They reportedly had an affair while both were
>>married while working a Southern California television station.
>>
>>She appears to have had facial plastic surgery and looks like shit now. But
>>that's just my opinion.
>>
>>
>
>I agree, she's horrid! Take a look at:
>http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004916.html
>
>Check out the comment a veiwer of Larry King Show on which Bree
>appeared. Pretty funny...and true.
>
>Regards,
> ////
> (o o)
>-oOO--(_)--OOo-
>
>
>"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir'
>without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"
>-- Homer Simpson
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Remove nospam to email me.
>
>Steve


Eww... guess no handjobs for Lamps, lmfao.
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086798 ] Wed, 12 July 2006 19:27
mwhaught  
SkippyPB wrote:
>
> I agree, she's horrid! Take a look at:
> http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004916.html
>
> Check out the comment a veiwer of Larry King Show on which Bree
> appeared. Pretty funny...and true.
>

She played a small part in the second season of HBO's Carnivale (as one
of the carnival attractions). I remembered how she looked before the
surgery and did not recognize her until I saw her name in the closing
credits. She does look hideous after the apparent cosmetic surgery.
Before, she had a very attractive face.

-mwh
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086923 ] Sat, 15 July 2006 08:57
pkehoe  
Gary... Lamp's has become so much of a 'homer' now, he's lost his
way... he always had that tendancy to cheer lead for HBO contracted
guys but he always tried to balance it out... now he's just trumpeting
cliches... not sure what's goin' on...

P



The Sanity Cruzer wrote:
> "Dan E" <Dane [at] Ticon.com> wrote in message
> news:qag8b2prbb3omd6n1d4uuhnfs50h5k6oa4 [at] 4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:51:07 -0400, MANOS-DE-PIEDRA [at] webtv.net (R D)
> > wrote:
> >
> >>i started hating the asshole when watching the hearns-dennis andries
> >>fight and in the last round andries nailed hearns with a beautifull left
> >>hook on the jaw and put hearns down to a knee and lampley said " that
> >>was not a knockdown". i realized then he didn't know his ass from a hole
> >>in the ground. later after the wobbly hearns got up,he whispered
> >>something in andries ear and andries went down about 20 seconds later
> >>from nothing at all and lampley never had the balls to question it. he's
> >>got no boxing sense whatsoever.
> >
> >
> > Give Lampley a break he's been married to a fucked up crippled lady
> > for like 30 years he's never had real sex with a normal woman.
>
> That's not true. Lampley has been married 3 times. IIRC, he is divorced
> from Bree Walker, the woman with a disability where she was born without
> fingers on her hands. They have a child (or 2) with the same
> disease/disfiguration. They reportedly had an affair while both were
> married while working a Southern California television station.
>
> She appears to have had facial plastic surgery and looks like shit now. But
> that's just my opinion.
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086928 ] Sat, 15 July 2006 13:53
jwragusa  
pkehoe wrote:
> Gary... Lamp's has become so much of a 'homer' now, he's lost his
> way... he always had that tendancy to cheer lead for HBO contracted
> guys but he always tried to balance it out... now he's just trumpeting
> cliches... not sure what's goin' on...
>
> P
And that phrase he's been saying in recent fights that the fighter he's
not expecting to win is "feeling the need to fight back" as if
fighting back is a sign of a weakness. What's up with that?
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1086983 ] Sun, 16 July 2006 05:24
devinn833  
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:18:57 -0700, "The Sanity Cruzer"
<sanitycruzeNrO [at] eSaPrAtMhlink.net> wrote:
>>
>> Give Lampley a break he's been married to a fucked up crippled lady
>> for like 30 years he's never had real sex with a normal woman.
>
>That's not true. Lampley has been married 3 times. IIRC, he is divorced
>from Bree Walker, the woman with a disability where she was born without
>fingers on her hands. They have a child (or 2) with the same
>disease/disfiguration. They reportedly had an affair while both were
>married while working a Southern California television station.
>
>She appears to have had facial plastic surgery and looks like shit now. But
>that's just my opinion.
>
>
>

NO fingers on her hands? WTF? How does she masterbate?
Re: Best thing about Boxing on Showtime...NO LAMPLEY NO LAMPLEY [message #1087009 ] Sun, 16 July 2006 09:16
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