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(RSPWEntertainment) Samuel L. Jackson Voices God. [message #1085791] Mon, 17 July 2006 03:20
nwophoenix  
Profanity laden Testament? Snakes On A Burning Bush??
-- TMS
Would mark if Sam Jackson did the book of Micah.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jackson%20voice s%20god_1002655

Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version
of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature
many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the
lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was
perfect for the role of God. A source tells British newspaper The Daily
Telegraph, "Samuel's just finished recording a CD set of the New
Testament. The recording is due to be released in September (06), with
a box set of the Old Testament to follow next year (07). "Scores of
other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel
was deemed to be the perfect person to play God."
16/07/2006 23:41
Re: (RSPWEntertainment) Samuel L. Jackson Voices God. [message #1085797 ] Mon, 17 July 2006 03:20
evilsideshowbob  
"Moses, get those muthafuckin Jews outta muthafuckin Egypt!"



--

This was not the greatest ESB post in the world... this is a tribute.
Re: (RSPWEntertainment) Samuel L. Jackson Voices God. [message #1085805 ] Mon, 17 July 2006 03:20
Jimbo Jones  
Torrey M. Spears wrote:
> Profanity laden Testament? Snakes On A Burning Bush??
> -- TMS
> Would mark if Sam Jackson did the book of Micah.
>
> http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jackson%20voice s%20god_1002655
>
> Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version
> of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature
> many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the
> lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was
> perfect for the role of God. A source tells British newspaper The Daily
> Telegraph, "Samuel's just finished recording a CD set of the New
> Testament. The recording is due to be released in September (06), with
> a box set of the Old Testament to follow next year (07). "Scores of
> other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel
> was deemed to be the perfect person to play God."
> 16/07/2006 23:41


The question is will he shoot somebody in cold blood after quoting
Ezekial 25:17?
Re: (RSPWEntertainment) Samuel L. Jackson Voices God. [message #1085833 ] Mon, 17 July 2006 03:20
Official Mafia Spokes  
"Jimbo Jones" <tomthetauren [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1153100937.878478.308500 [at] 35g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
> Torrey M. Spears wrote:
>> Profanity laden Testament? Snakes On A Burning Bush??
>> -- TMS
>> Would mark if Sam Jackson did the book of Micah.
>>
>> http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jackson%20voice s%20god_1002655
>>
>> Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version
>> of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature
>> many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the
>> lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was
>> perfect for the role of God. A source tells British newspaper The Daily
>> Telegraph, "Samuel's just finished recording a CD set of the New
>> Testament. The recording is due to be released in September (06), with
>> a box set of the Old Testament to follow next year (07). "Scores of
>> other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel
>> was deemed to be the perfect person to play God."
>> 16/07/2006 23:41
>
>
> The question is will he shoot somebody in cold blood after quoting
> Ezekial 25:17?

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of
the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of
charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the
darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know
I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

*bang* *bang* *bang*
(reads next verse)
Vorheriges Thema:GIMMICK IDEA: Joe Mama
Nächstes Thema:THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
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