| Roast Beef Curtains [message #1084336] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 19:54 |
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1084341 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 20:43 |
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1084351 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 21:07 |
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On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:54:06 +0000, ha ha so funny
<haha [at] datsofunny.ha> wrote:
>You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
>be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
>this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
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> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516
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> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains
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>One never stops learning.
Simple entertainment for your simple mind.
jim
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1085481 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 21:08 |
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ha ha so funny wrote:
> You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
> be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
> this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
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> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516
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> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains
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> One never stops learning.
this outta be enlightening then:
http://www.large-labia-productions.com/
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1085493 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 21:24 |
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1085504 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 21:51 |
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LaTwata Jackson wrote:
> What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
> in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
> her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
> size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
> vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
> you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
> thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
> driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
> along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
> working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman cum over and
> over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.
That's just what she tells you dude.
--
Rockboy
I don't care what you say
I'm tired of fucking you anyway
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1085616 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 23:31 |
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LaTwata Jackson wrote:
> Sacre Bleu <gassac [at] cr-languedocroussillon.fr> wrote:
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>>ha ha so funny wrote:
>>
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>>>You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
>>>be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
>>>this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
>>>
>>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516
>>>
>>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains
>>>
>>>One never stops learning.
>>
>>this outta be enlightening then:
>>http://www.large-labia-productions.com/
>
>
> What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
> in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
> her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
> size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
> vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
> you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
> thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
> driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
> along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
> working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman cum over and
> over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.
I gotta technique that seems to works on well-endowed piss flap chicks.
Using lots of lube, stretch out those flaps, wrap 'em around your cock,
hold them in place with a fist and start strokin'. Extends the channel a
few inches for added pleasure. A vibrator up her bum is a nice touch to.
Alright boys, get to work.
ps - gotta love the x-posting lineup of this thread!
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1085721 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 01:43 |
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Hell yeah, that's what's between Star Jones' legs man.
ha ha so funny wrote:
> You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
> be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
> this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains
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> One never stops learning.
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1085726 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 01:45 |
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You mean I shouldn't make it come out of her mouth ?????
LaTwata Jackson wrote:
> Sacre Bleu <gassac [at] cr-languedocroussillon.fr> wrote:
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> >ha ha so funny wrote:
> >
> >> You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
> >> be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
> >> this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
> >>
> >> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beef+Curtain& amp;defid=1156516
> >>
> >> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roast+beef+cu rtains
> >>
> >> One never stops learning.
> >
> >this outta be enlightening then:
> >http://www.large-labia-productions.com/
>
> What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
> in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
> her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
> size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
> vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
> you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
> thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
> driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
> along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
> working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman cum over and
> over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.
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| Re: Roast Beef Curtains [message #1085806 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 03:20 |
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I would like to have some of these roast beef curtains.
If I don't like them covering my window, I couuld always eat them.
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