| RSPW Trvth [message #1083542] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:09 |
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How can you guys sit around and post about things like ECW or WWE vs TNA
when the world around you is falling apart? North Korea is threatening to
end our existence and all you nerds care about is who makes more money or
which skank has the nicer ass? In case you marks haven't noticed, Israel is
blowing the fuck up out of the Middle East. It's on. IT'S ON, BITCH! And
yet, you sit and post about things like how you were going to celebrate when
Ric Flair won the ECW title. Who <shaddup> cares? It's the end of the world
as we know it, and I feel fine! And if you really thought Flair was going to
win the belt, then you're a bigger failure than Incubus in the La. spelling
bee.
This isn't a Democrat vs. Republican problem, this is a U-S-A vs. everyone
problem. Get up off your ass, grab your vintage, sealed copy of "Thriller"
and trade that album in for a nice 9mm. Buy some bullets (I endorse
hollowpoints. FMJ are cheaper, but tends to fragment too much) and baby,
lock the door, papa ain't comin' home! Before you do that though, go buy
some water (I endorse Aquafina. Dasani is cheaper, but tends to leave a
metal taste in your mouth. Sort of like sucking off a robot.) and some
canned foods. (I endorse Chef Boyardee. Spaghetti-O's are cheaper, but the
taste is horrible. Plus, they tend to fragment in your mouth.)
And if you're not down with that, I have two words for ya:
Cheese Queso.
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| Re: RSPW Trvth [message #1083547 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:24 |
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"Butters" <Buttersrspw [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
news:4hn2hhFc5kaU1 [at] individual.net:
> How can you guys sit around and post about things like ECW or WWE vs
> TNA when the world around you is falling apart? North Korea is
> threatening to end our existence and all you nerds care about is who
> makes more money or which skank has the nicer ass? In case you marks
> haven't noticed, Israel is blowing the fuck up out of the Middle East.
> It's on. IT'S ON, BITCH! And yet, you sit and post about things like
> how you were going to celebrate when Ric Flair won the ECW title. Who
> <shaddup> cares? It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel
> fine! And if you really thought Flair was going to win the belt, then
> you're a bigger failure than Incubus in the La. spelling bee.
>
> This isn't a Democrat vs. Republican problem, this is a U-S-A vs.
> everyone problem. Get up off your ass, grab your vintage, sealed copy
> of "Thriller" and trade that album in for a nice 9mm. Buy some bullets
> (I endorse hollowpoints. FMJ are cheaper, but tends to fragment too
> much) and baby, lock the door, papa ain't comin' home! Before you do
> that though, go buy some water (I endorse Aquafina. Dasani is cheaper,
> but tends to leave a metal taste in your mouth. Sort of like sucking
> off a robot.) and some canned foods. (I endorse Chef Boyardee.
> Spaghetti-O's are cheaper, but the taste is horrible. Plus, they tend
> to fragment in your mouth.)
>
> And if you're not down with that, I have two words for ya:
>
> Cheese Queso.
Sedatives keep the demons tucked up in bed, man.
- bill, taking his first steps into plumbing repair
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