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| A New Asshole At Work [message #1083358] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 05:32 |
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So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
bought it.
Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
think?
http://perkoff.com/2006/07/new-asshole-at-work.html
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083377 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 05:37 |
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083384 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 06:24 |
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On 12 Jul 2006 20:32:57 -0700, "Tuperkoff Shakur"
<perkoff [at] perkoff.com> wrote:
>So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
>first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
>Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
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>The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
>Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
>him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
>problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
>they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
>something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
>bought it.
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>Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
>in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
>think?
You *are* a jerkoff.
<re-PLONK!>
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083398 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 06:47 |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Tuperkoff Shakur
(perkoff [at] perkoff.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
> So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
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> The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> bought it.
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> Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> think?
>
I think you're crossposting to a rather diverse list of NGs, like a troll
would do...
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083467 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 09:54 |
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"So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management problems
in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that they told me
to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw something on the
ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she bought it.
Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified in
my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
think?"
Truth hurts, perky. Sounds like that guy has you pegged pretty well. You
can't hide the obvious: you are the ultimate jerkoff from a family of
jerkoffs.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083498 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 13:12 |
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Tuperkoff Shakur wrote:
> So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
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You say asshole, I say highly perceptive.
> The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> bought it.
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I think it would be better for you is instead of hitting the pillow,
just bite it, like you normally do.
> Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> think?
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Stop drinking Rageahol. It's not that good for you. Knock off the
Haterade as well.
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> http://perkoff.com/2006/07/new-asshole-at-work.html
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083503 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 13:28 |
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In article <esibb214dmqf17sslnr320dpcm0rasa59t [at] 4ax.com>,
John Baker <nunya [at] bizniz.net> wrote:
> On 12 Jul 2006 20:32:57 -0700, "Tuperkoff Shakur"
> <perkoff [at] perkoff.com> wrote:
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> >So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> >first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> >Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> >
> >The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> >Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> >him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> >problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> >they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> >something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> >bought it.
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> >Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> >in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> >think?
>
This made me LOL
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Stefan:
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083516 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 14:37 |
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On 12 Jul 2006 20:32:57 -0700, "Tuperkoff Shakur"
<perkoff [at] perkoff.com> puked:
>So
Re: A New Asshole At Work
Feeling some competition, Perky?
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lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083525 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 15:03 |
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Tuperkoff Shakur wrote:
> So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
>
> The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> bought it.
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> Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> think?
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I think you're boring.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083558 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:48 |
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Tuperkoff Shakur wrote:
> So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
>
> The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> bought it.
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> Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> think?
That you're an asshole idiot troll.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083641 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 19:25 |
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083644 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 19:29 |
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In article <1152761576.907383.69970 [at]
75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, Tuperkoff Shakur said...
> The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw
> it at him. [...] Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic,
> but I think I was justified in my actions for the words
> this stupid mother fucker said, what do you think?
I would seem you overreacted, unless the book you threw at him
had an ironic title -- perhaps _What's in a Name?_, or _Rage_ by
Stephen King.
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Brian E. Clark
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083671 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 20:41 |
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For assholes ONLY: http://www.i-am-an-asshole.com
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083683 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 21:08 |
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On 13 Jul 2006 11:41:13 -0700, "-BdN-" <Bozo_De_Niro [at] 37.com> wrote:
>For assholes ONLY: http://www.i-am-an-asshole.com
I, of course, immediately clicked on it.
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Gospel Bretts
a.a. Atheist #2262
Fundy Xian Atheist
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083702 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 21:46 |
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LOL
Well looking at you, It's clear you do come from a family of jerkoff's.
I wouldn't say this person is an asshole, just very honest and knows one
when he sees one.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083713 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 22:07 |
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minnehaha wrote:
> Tuperkoff Shakur wrote:
> > So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> > first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> > Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> >
> > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> > Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> > him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> > problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> > they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> > something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> > bought it.
> >
> > Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> > in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> > think?
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> I think you're boring.
I think you just read my whole post and couldn't resist the urge of
replying, now you're being called a stupid cunt. I guess you do this
because you're submissive and you like guys like me calling you names,
like dumb bitch.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083714 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 22:07 |
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Killfile victim #847238 wrote:
> Tuperkoff Shakur wrote:
> > So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> > first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> > Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
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> You say asshole, I say highly perceptive.
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> > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> > Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> > him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> > problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> > they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> > something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> > bought it.
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> I think it would be better for you is instead of hitting the pillow,
> just bite it, like you normally do.
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> > Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> > in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> > think?
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> Stop drinking Rageahol. It's not that good for you. Knock off the
> Haterade as well.
>
Dance for me, idiot.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083715 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 22:08 |
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JessHC wrote:
> Tuperkoff Shakur wrote:
> > So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> > first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> > Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> >
> > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> > Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> > him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> > problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> > they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> > something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> > bought it.
> >
> > Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> > in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> > think?
>
> That you're an asshole idiot troll.
You forgot to add "that makes me dance."
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083716 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 22:09 |
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Brian E. Clark wrote:
> In article <1152761576.907383.69970 [at]
> 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, Tuperkoff Shakur said...
>
> > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw
> > it at him. [...] Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic,
> > but I think I was justified in my actions for the words
> > this stupid mother fucker said, what do you think?
>
> I would seem you overreacted, unless the book you threw at him
> had an ironic title -- perhaps _What's in a Name?_, or _Rage_ by
> Stephen King.
>
Or "I'm So Stupid, I Can't Tell When Someone's Obviously Bullshitting
Me"
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083717 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 22:10 |
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John Baker wrote:
> On 12 Jul 2006 20:32:57 -0700, "Tuperkoff Shakur"
> <perkoff [at] perkoff.com> wrote:
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> >So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> >first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> >Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> >
> >The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> >Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> >him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> >problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> >they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> >something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> >bought it.
> >
> >Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> >in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> >think?
>
> You *are* a jerkoff.
>
Dance for me.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083755 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 22:58 |
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In article <1152821376.484417.224820
[at] h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, The Best Damn Perkoff Show
said...
> Or "I'm So Stupid, I Can't Tell When Someone's Obviously Bullshitting
> Me"
Or "I'm Such a Damnable Lunkhead, I Assume that Anyone Who Plays
Straight with a Troll Must Have Failed to See Through His
Fakery."
It's a long title, yes, but it fits you to a tee. Christ, but
you children are stupid these days.
By the way, mister clown: I'm not dancing for you, I'm dancing
on you.
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Brian E. Clark
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083756 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 22:59 |
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In article <jf6db29cl4f84catkltcmuadna5pjarimn [at] 4ax.com>, Gospel
Bretts said...
> >For assholes ONLY: http://www.i-am-an-asshole.com
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> I, of course, immediately clicked on it.
I would have clicked it, as I'm eminently qualified, but I
object to exclusive clubs. :)
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Brian E. Clark
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083772 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 23:45 |
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The Best Damn Perkoff Show wrote:
> minnehaha wrote:
> > Tuperkoff Shakur wrote:
> > > So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> > > first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> > > Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> > >
> > > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> > > Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> > > him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> > > problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> > > they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> > > something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> > > bought it.
> > >
> > > Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> > > in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> > > think?
> > >
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> > I think you're boring.
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> I think you just read my whole post and couldn't resist the urge of
> replying, now you're being called a stupid cunt. I guess you do this
> because you're submissive and you like guys like me calling you names,
> like dumb bitch.
You're so desperate.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083774 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 23:46 |
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The Best Damn Perkoff Show wrote:
> Killfile victim #847238 wrote:
> > Tuperkoff Shakur wrote:
> > > So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> > > first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> > > Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> > >
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> > You say asshole, I say highly perceptive.
> >
> > > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> > > Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> > > him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> > > problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> > > they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> > > something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> > > bought it.
> > >
> >
> > I think it would be better for you is instead of hitting the pillow,
> > just bite it, like you normally do.
> >
> > > Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> > > in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> > > think?
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Stop drinking Rageahol. It's not that good for you. Knock off the
> > Haterade as well.
> >
>
> Dance with me, idiot.
Are you wearing your tutu?
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083776 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 23:47 |
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The Best Damn Perkoff Show wrote:
> Brian E. Clark wrote:
> > In article <1152761576.907383.69970 [at]
> > 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, Tuperkoff Shakur said...
> >
> > > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw
> > > it at him. [...] Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic,
> > > but I think I was justified in my actions for the words
> > > this stupid mother fucker said, what do you think?
> >
> > I would seem you overreacted, unless the book you threw at him
> > had an ironic title -- perhaps _What's in a Name?_, or _Rage_ by
> > Stephen King.
> >
>
> Or "I'm So Stupid, I Can't Tell When Someone's Obviously Bullshitting
> Me"
Or, "It's Fun To Taunt Trolls Who Can't Tell When They're Being Played."
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083777 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 23:48 |
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The Best Damn Perkoff Show wrote:
> John Baker wrote:
> > On 12 Jul 2006 20:32:57 -0700, "Tuperkoff Shakur"
> > <perkoff [at] perkoff.com> wrote:
> >
> > >So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> > >first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> > >Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> > >
> > >The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> > >Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> > >him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> > >problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> > >they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> > >something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> > >bought it.
> > >
> > >Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> > >in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> > >think?
> >
> > You *are* a jerkoff.
> >
>
> Dance for me.
We're dancing ON you.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083778 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 23:57 |
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JessHC wrote:
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> We're dancing ON you.
I can type the word ON in big letters too.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083780 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 00:00 |
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JessHC wrote:
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> Are you wearing your tutu?
Har har har, good joke in form of a stupid question.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083781 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 00:02 |
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Brian E. Clark wrote:
> In article <1152821376.484417.224820
> [at] h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, The Best Damn Perkoff Show
> said...
>
> > Or "I'm So Stupid, I Can't Tell When Someone's Obviously Bullshitting
> > Me"
>
> Or "I'm Such a Damnable Lunkhead, I Assume that Anyone Who Plays
> Straight with a Troll Must Have Failed to See Through His
> Fakery."
>
> It's a long title, yes, but it fits you to a tee. Christ, but
> you children are stupid these days.
>
> By the way, mister clown: I'm not dancing for you, I'm dancing
> on you.
>
> --
Nice rant.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083800 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 00:27 |
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What You Talkin' Bout Perkoff? wrote:
> JessHC wrote:
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> > We're dancing ON you.
>
> I can type the word ON in big letters too.
Congratulations. Now interpret emphasis.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083802 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 00:28 |
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What You Talkin' Bout Perkoff? wrote:
> JessHC wrote:
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> > Are you wearing your tutu?
>
> Har har har, good joke in form of a stupid question.
How embarassing for you.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083803 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 00:30 |
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What You Talkin' Bout Perkoff? wrote:
> Brian E. Clark wrote:
> > In article <1152821376.484417.224820
> > [at] h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, The Best Damn Perkoff Show
> > said...
> >
> > > Or "I'm So Stupid, I Can't Tell When Someone's Obviously Bullshitting
> > > Me"
> >
> > Or "I'm Such a Damnable Lunkhead, I Assume that Anyone Who Plays
> > Straight with a Troll Must Have Failed to See Through His
> > Fakery."
> >
> > It's a long title, yes, but it fits you to a tee. Christ, but
> > you children are stupid these days.
> >
> > By the way, mister clown: I'm not dancing for you, I'm dancing
> > on you.
> >
> > --
>
> Nice rant.
Good boy. Sit up!
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083804 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 00:30 |
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The Atheist Perkoff wrote:
> JessHC wrote:
> > The Best Damn Perkoff Show wrote:
> > > Brian E. Clark wrote:
> > > > In article <1152761576.907383.69970 [at]
> > > > 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, Tuperkoff Shakur said...
> > > >
> > > > > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw
> > > > > it at him. [...] Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic,
> > > > > but I think I was justified in my actions for the words
> > > > > this stupid mother fucker said, what do you think?
> > > >
> > > > I would seem you overreacted, unless the book you threw at him
> > > > had an ironic title -- perhaps _What's in a Name?_, or _Rage_ by
> > > > Stephen King.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Or "I'm So Stupid, I Can't Tell When Someone's Obviously Bullshitting
> > > Me"
> >
> > Or, "It's Fun To Taunt Trolls Who Can't Tell When They're Being Played."
>
> Or "There Is No God"
If you say so.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083864 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 01:47 |
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On 2006-07-12 22:32:57 -0500, "Tuperkoff Shakur" <perkoff [at] perkoff.com> said:
> So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
>
> The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> bought it.
>
> Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> think?
Jerkoff... why do you make things up?
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083870 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 01:55 |
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On 2006-07-12 23:47:14 -0500, Uncle Vic <address [at] withheld.com> said:
> I think you're crossposting to a rather diverse list of NGs, like a
> troll would do...
BINGO!
That's because Jerkoff is an attention starved asshole.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083876 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 02:00 |
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Buster wrote:
> On 2006-07-12 22:32:57 -0500, "Tuperkoff Shakur" <perkoff [at] perkoff.com> said:
>
> > So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> > first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> > Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> >
> > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> > Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> > him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> > problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> > they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> > something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> > bought it.
> >
> > Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> > in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> > think?
>
>
> Jerkoff... why do you make things up?
My real last name is Perkoff, and I didn't bait you into calling me
jerkoff. You're not like every other lame fuck who calls me "Perkoff
The Jerkoff"
http://perkoff.com/helloladies.html
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083903 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 03:01 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:08:00 +0000, Gospel Bretts wrote:
> On 13 Jul 2006 11:41:13 -0700, "-BdN-" <Bozo_De_Niro [at] 37.com> wrote:
>>For assholes ONLY: http://www.i-am-an-asshole.com
> I, of course, immediately clicked on it.
You asshole!
:-)
--
Frank Mayhar frank [at] exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1083910 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 03:18 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:01:44 -0700, Frank Mayhar <frank [at] exit.com>
wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:08:00 +0000, Gospel Bretts wrote:
>> On 13 Jul 2006 11:41:13 -0700, "-BdN-" <Bozo_De_Niro [at] 37.com> wrote:
>>>For assholes ONLY: http://www.i-am-an-asshole.com
>> I, of course, immediately clicked on it.
>
>You asshole!
>
>:-)
LOL. Yup. :)
--
Gospel Bretts
aa Atheist #2262
Fundy Xian Atheist
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son,
that whosoever would believe in Him would believe all sorts of
other ridiculous nonsense as well.
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1084071 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 06:45 |
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The Sexual God Perkoff wrote:
> Buster wrote:
> > On 2006-07-12 22:32:57 -0500, "Tuperkoff Shakur" <perkoff [at] perkoff.com> said:
> >
> > > So we got this new asshole at work. I call him an asshole because the
> > > first thing he says when he finds out my last name is "Oh, kinda like
> > > Jerkoff, what are you from a family of jerkoffs."
> > >
> > > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw it at him.
> > > Luckily for me the coward moved out of the way and the book didn't hit
> > > him. I told the human resource lady that I had anger management
> > > problems in the past and had to take a class for it. I told her that
> > > they told me to not hit a person but to punch a pillow or to throw
> > > something on the ground. I told her that's what I was doing and she
> > > bought it.
> > >
> > > Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic, but I think I was justified
> > > in my actions for the words this stupid mother fucker said, what do you
> > > think?
> >
> >
> > Jerkoff... why do you make things up?
>
> My real last name is Perkoff, and I didn't bait you into calling me
> jerkoff. You're not like every other lame fuck who calls me "Perkoff
> The Jerkoff"
If the tiny little shoe fits...
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| Re: A New Asshole At Work [message #1084076 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 06:44 |
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The Sexual God Perkoff wrote:
> JessHC wrote:
> > The Atheist Perkoff wrote:
> > > JessHC wrote:
> > > > The Best Damn Perkoff Show wrote:
> > > > > Brian E. Clark wrote:
> > > > > > In article <1152761576.907383.69970 [at]
> > > > > > 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, Tuperkoff Shakur said...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > The guys starts laughing and I pick up a book and throw
> > > > > > > it at him. [...] Well, some people call me a rage-a-holic,
> > > > > > > but I think I was justified in my actions for the words
> > > > > > > this stupid mother fucker said, what do you think?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I would seem you overreacted, unless the book you threw at him
> > > > > > had an ironic title -- perhaps _What's in a Name?_, or _Rage_ by
> > > > > > Stephen King.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Or "I'm So Stupid, I Can't Tell When Someone's Obviously Bullshitting
> > > > > Me"
> > > >
> > > > Or, "It's Fun To Taunt Trolls Who Can't Tell When They're Being Played."
> > >
> > > Or "There Is No God"
> >
> > If you say so.
>
> What a boring fuck.
Pouting because you can't win?
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