| Another "Fats" story [message #1073694] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 17:38 |
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Love him or hate him, you have to admit, the man lived by his own rules! In
today's Parade Mag, Walter Scott's Personality Parade:
Q Is it true that singer Etta James is the daughter of legendary pool shark
Minnesota Fats?
A "He didn't deny it and just about admitted it," says Etta, who finally
met Fats - the late Rudolph Wanderone Jr. - in the early '90s.
Etta was born Jamesetta Hawkins to a 14 year old mother.
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Bob Johnson, Denver/Thornton, Co.
bobj [at] cris.com
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| Re: Another "Fats" story [message #1073697 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 18:41 |
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Bob Johnson wrote:
> Love him or hate him, you have to admit, the man lived by his own rules! In
> today's Parade Mag, Walter Scott's Personality Parade:
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> Q Is it true that singer Etta James is the daughter of legendary pool shark
> Minnesota Fats?
> A "He didn't deny it and just about admitted it," says Etta, who finally
> met Fats - the late Rudolph Wanderone Jr. - in the early '90s.
>
> Etta was born Jamesetta Hawkins to a 14 year old mother.
>
> --
> Bob Johnson, Denver/Thornton, Co.
> bobj [at] cris.com
Yes Bob, and I also heard that Micheal Jackson is fatty's love child
too.
Anything you see coming from Bob Johnson, open up your trash basket and
toss it in there where it belongs. Fatty died in early 1993, he was
mid 80's in poor health, he could not have gotten a hard on to save his
soul.
Bob, gong...........................................
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| Re: Another "Fats" story [message #1073702 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 19:38 |
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> Anything you see coming from Bob Johnson, open up your trash basket and
> toss it in there where it belongs. Fatty died in early 1993, he was
> mid 80's in poor health, he could not have gotten a hard on to save his
> soul.
>
> Bob, gong...........................................
Etta James was born around 1940 or so...plenty of time for Fats' muscle
of love to be working I would think.
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| Re: Another "Fats" story [message #1073706 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 20:16 |
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alcarm1964 [at] hotmail.com wrote:
> > Anything you see coming from Bob Johnson, open up your trash basket and
> > toss it in there where it belongs. Fatty died in early 1993, he was
> > mid 80's in poor health, he could not have gotten a hard on to save his
> > soul.
> >
> > Bob, gong...........................................
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> Etta James was born around 1940 or so...plenty of time for Fats' muscle
> of love to be working I would think.
But I have known fatty, and he said he had to have 3 things in a woman
or he would not touch her, She had to be blond, colors and cuffs
matched, she had to have a great big pair of hooters and real small
hands. That rules out etta.
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| Re: Another "Fats" story [message #1073715 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 22:21 |
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platollg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
> alcarm1964 [at] hotmail.com wrote:
> > > Anything you see coming from Bob Johnson, open up your trash basket and
> > > toss it in there where it belongs. Fatty died in early 1993, he was
> > > mid 80's in poor health, he could not have gotten a hard on to save his
> > > soul.
> > >
> > > Bob, gong...........................................
> >
> > Etta James was born around 1940 or so...plenty of time for Fats' muscle
> > of love to be working I would think.
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>
> But I have known fatty, and he said he had to have 3 things in a woman
> or he would not touch her, She had to be blond, colors and cuffs
> matched, she had to have a great big pair of hooters and real small
> hands. That rules out etta.
I don't think he allegedly banged Etta...Etta was the result of him
allegedly banging some 14 yr old...maybe the 14 yr. old met his
criteria.
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| Re: Another "Fats" story [message #1073721 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 00:10 |
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That story is in todays sunday's parade mag. I don't believe it.
Sorry. Fatty said he was the worlds greatest lover, eater, bull shit
talker, yes, but lover, give me a break, the guy was 300 lbs of triple
fookin ugly.
But there is the celebrity thing where chicks want to bang somebody
famous. FL gets laid all the time by chicks half his age so maybe, who
knows? Any thing is possible.
The reason Fatty always wanted ladies with small hands was, as he said,
it makes my dick look bigger.
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| Re: Another "Fats" story [message #1073726 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 01:18 |
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| Re: Another "Fats" story [message #1073730 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 02:44 |
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pat marson wrote:
> X-No-Archive: Yes
> In article <1153087832.331651.280950 [at] 35g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> platollg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
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> > That story is in todays sunday's parade mag. I don't believe it.
> > Sorry. Fatty said he was the worlds greatest lover, eater, bull shit
> > talker, yes, but lover, give me a break, the guy was 300 lbs of triple
> > fookin ugly.
> >
> > But there is the celebrity thing where chicks want to bang somebody
> > famous. FL gets laid all the time by chicks half his age so maybe, who
> > knows? Any thing is possible.
> >
> > The reason Fatty always wanted ladies with small hands was, as he said,
> > it makes my dick look bigger.
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> Look, idiot - I KNEW Fats - very well. He never knew no
> small-potatoes Larry Grindinger. Fats had class. He
> would have avoided you like the PLAGUE.
>
> Quit your goddam LYING, you no-account piece of stale shit.
>
> NOW. Pro, my naked ass.
>
> I must defend the honor of Fats, my very good friend, RIP.
YOUR LIES, DESERVE NO RESPONSE POS.
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