| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073359] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 16:11 |
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pltrgyst wrote:
> I believe you have the name wrong -- it's the National Association for the
> Advancement of Colored Hamsters, or NAACH.
Lol... you're on a roll, Larry.
I don't think I qualify as being 'colored' though... I belong to
NAAWASPH.
David "The Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073364 ] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 17:27 |
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On 10 Jul 2006 07:11:14 -0700, "David The Hamster Malone" <malone [at] ca.ibm.com>
wrote:
>Lol... you're on a roll, Larry.
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>I don't think I qualify as being 'colored' though... I belong to
>NAAWASPH.
I guess we'll have to take it easy on you for a while, since your man Zidane's
behavioral debacle in his final World Cup game...what a way to taint a legend!
-- Larry
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073365 ] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 17:33 |
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pltrgyst wrote:
> I guess we'll have to take it easy on you for a while, since your man Zidane's
> behavioral debacle in his final World Cup game...what a way to taint a legend!
But... but...
David "The headstrong Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073367 ] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 18:35 |
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David The Hamster Malone wrote:
> pltrgyst wrote:
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>>I believe you have the name wrong -- it's the National Association for the
>>Advancement of Colored Hamsters, or NAACH.
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> Lol... you're on a roll, Larry.
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> I don't think I qualify as being 'colored' though... I belong to
> NAAWASPH.
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> David "The Hamster" Malone
And here I was thinking it was Ministry for Underprivilaged Neutral
Coloured Hampsters.
Stephen N.---> er, MUNCH that is...
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073369 ] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 18:45 |
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Stephen N. wrote:
> And here I was thinking it was Ministry for Underprivilaged Neutral
> Coloured Hampsters.
I'm just an Ordinary Uni-Colored Hamster. My reaction to the above may
be hidden somewhere in my message...
David "The ordinary Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073372 ] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 20:00 |
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David The Hamster Malone wrote:
> Stephen N. wrote:
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>>And here I was thinking it was Ministry for Underprivilaged Neutral
>>Coloured Hampsters.
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> I'm just an Ordinary Uni-Colored Hamster. My reaction to the above may
> be hidden somewhere in my message...
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> David "The ordinary Hamster" Malone
Looking back at my post, I put an extra letter in the name of the rodent
and I would like to correct it. I have to take a p.
Stephen N.---> You can take the p out of the hampster but...
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073373 ] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 20:09 |
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Stephen N. wrote:
> Stephen N.---> You can take the p out of the hampster but...
.... you need a diuretic to get the p out of the Hamster.
David "The keep-on-taking-the-pills Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073374 ] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 20:43 |
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Since we are already off topic. I wonder if you could explain to me the
meaning of the famous insult from Monty Python "Your mother was a
hamster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!" LOL
PatH
David The Hamster Malone wrote:
> Stephen N. wrote:
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>>Stephen N.---> You can take the p out of the hampster but...
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> ... you need a diuretic to get the p out of the Hamster.
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> David "The keep-on-taking-the-pills Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073377 ] |
Mon, 10 July 2006 21:01 |
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Pat Hall wrote:
> Since we are already off topic. I wonder if you could explain to me the
> meaning of the famous insult from Monty Python "Your mother was a
> hamster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!" LOL
You forgot the 'I fart in your general direction'... taunt.
I think the meaning is plain - 'your mother was a hamster' obviously
isn't an insult but smelling of elderberries implies that your father
may have over-imbibed on the aforesaid wine. The French had probably
just lost the 1644 World Cup and were looking to get some head-butts
in.
David "The know-it-all Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073380 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 05:24 |
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On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:35:47 GMT, "Stephen N." <Steelystephen [at] coldmail.com>
wrote:
>And here I was thinking it was Ministry for Underprivilaged Neutral
>Coloured Hampsters.
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>Stephen N.---> er, MUNCH that is...
Goes well with the NAACHOs...
-- Larry
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073381 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 05:26 |
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On 10 Jul 2006 09:45:02 -0700, "David The Hamster Malone" <malone [at] ca.ibm.com>
wrote:
>I'm just an Ordinary Uni-Colored Hamster. My reaction to the above may
>be hidden somewhere in my message...
But you're no Southern Latitudes Ordinary Uni-Colored Hamster...
-- Larry
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073413 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 16:21 |
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pltrgyst wrote:
> But you're no Southern Latitudes Ordinary Uni-Colored Hamster...
Although my wife thinks I'm a 'Common Ordinary Uni-Colored Hamster'
Potatao...
David "The Hamster" malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073415 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 16:24 |
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On 11 Jul 2006 07:21:41 -0700, "David The Hamster Malone" <malone [at] ca.ibm.com>
wrote:
>Although my wife thinks I'm a 'Common Ordinary Uni-Colored Hamster'
>Potatao...
Ah, the Canadian Dan Quayle...
-- Larry
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073419 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 16:51 |
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pltrgyst wrote:
> Ah, the Canadian Dan Quayle...
I think I've been insulted.
You'd think I'd get some respect after my role in creating the World
Wide Web... (after all, I'm the one who found that really, really big
spider!)
David "The WWW Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073427 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 18:14 |
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pltrgyst wrote:
> On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:35:47 GMT, "Stephen N." <Steelystephen [at] coldmail.com>
> wrote:
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>>And here I was thinking it was Ministry for Underprivilaged Neutral
>>Coloured Hampsters.
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>>Stephen N.---> er, MUNCH that is...
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> Goes well with the NAACHOs...
Perfect. Now we just have to get them together with the Brotherhood of
Eclectic Egocentric Rodents.
Stephen N.--->And there's at least one of those around here.
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073429 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 18:37 |
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Stephen N. wrote:
> Perfect. Now we just have to get them together with the Brotherhood of
> Eclectic Egocentric Rodents.
Talking about beer... if Llarry (Welsh spelling?) visits Toronto again,
Sleemans has come out with a 'fine Porter' that justifies the name.
It's dark, clean, and nicely bitter.
> Stephen N.--->And there's at least one of those around here.
I feel like rodent Rodney Dangerfield. I don't get any respect... sigh.
David "The abused Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073430 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 18:43 |
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David The Hamster Malone wrote:
> Sleemans has come out with a 'fine Porter' that justifies the name.
Ah, carries itself nicely then, does it?
Stephen N.--->we were talking about beer?
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073431 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 18:48 |
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Stephen N. wrote:
> Ah, carries itself nicely then, does it?
Lol... when you go to the Beer Store for 6 x 24's, it's nice to have
something that'll carry them home.
David "The Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073432 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 18:51 |
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David The Hamster Malone wrote:
> Stephen N. wrote:
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>>Ah, carries itself nicely then, does it?
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> Lol... when you go to the Beer Store for 6 x 24's, it's nice to have
> something that'll carry them home.
I'll 6 gallons of that cheap plonk and throw in a Fine Porter 'cause my
shoulder's been acting up on me...
Stephen N.---in fact my elbow is doing Shakespere...
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073433 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 18:58 |
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Stephen N. wrote:
> I'll 6 gallons of that cheap plonk and throw in a Fine Porter 'cause my
> shoulder's been acting up on me...
> Stephen N.---in fact my elbow is doing Shakespere...
Lol... Stephen, you're on a roll this morning (throw in a couple of
tomato slices and some lettuce and you have a ham sandwich?).
I thought it was your shoulder that was acting up? I'd suggest staging
'Cleopatra' but obviously you don't know your asp from your elbow...
David "The thespian Hamster" Malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073459 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 01:58 |
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pltrgyst <pltrgyst [at] spamlessxhost.org> wrote in
news:82d7b2t8mj55mnu6iv5t1su8vk1kpmq358 [at] 4ax.com:
> On 11 Jul 2006 07:21:41 -0700, "David The Hamster Malone"
> <malone [at] ca.ibm.com> wrote:
>
>>Although my wife thinks I'm a 'Common Ordinary Uni-Colored Hamster'
>>Potatao...
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> Ah, the Canadian Dan Quayle...
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> -- Larry
'cept that Dan stuck his toe in his mouth while The Hamster ended on a more
philisophical recline.
-B
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073460 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 02:00 |
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"David The Hamster Malone" <malone [at] ca.ibm.com> wrote in
news:1152629464.108869.255530 [at] p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:
> (.. really, really big
> spider!)
Ungoliant, as I recall.
-B ..just tolkien out loud..
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073546 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 18:24 |
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sorackem wrote:
> Ungoliant, as I recall.
> -B ..just tolkien out loud..
Lol... I've always had a fascination with big spiders. I used to watch
those National Geographic specials about bird-eating spiders...
apparently they make hissing noises and are about a foot across...
David "The Shelobish Hamster" malone
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073579 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 03:31 |
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"David The Hamster Malone" <malone [at] ca.ibm.com> wrote in
news:1152807844.326059.133910 [at] p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:
> they make hissing noises and are about a foot across...
Like a snake's rattle; that may be forewarning.
If they're a foot cross breed, I'd steer clear Hamster, you could
positively infuriate one of 'em... unless you're not hamster enough, and
defer to your paw.
-B
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| Re: OT: Take it with you [message #1073600 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 15:31 |
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sorackem wrote:
> Like a snake's rattle; that may be forewarning.
Maybe they do it to attract a mate?
> If they're a foot cross breed, I'd steer clear Hamster, you could
> positively infuriate one of 'em... unless you're not hamster enough, and
> defer to your paw.
What was that old joke... I'm looking for the varmint who shot my paw?
I think I'm safe at 260lbs.
David "The biggish Hamster" Malone
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