| Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071551] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 02:23 |
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/common/imageViewer/0,1445,240273, 00.jpg
Andrew
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071554 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 03:03 |
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"Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> wrote in news:4f3skaF1gf606U1
[at] individual.net:
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Lack of vision costs Ireland further scoring opportunities.
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Cheers, Os
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071558 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 03:11 |
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"Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> wrote in message news:4f3skaF1gf606U1 [at] individual.net...
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> Andrew
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"Come inside me!" screamed O'Driscoll
Brad
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071562 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 03:34 |
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Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> wrote in news:4f3skaF1gf606U1
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> Lack of vision costs Ireland further scoring opportunities.
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> Cheers, Os
That is pure class
Stex
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071566 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 04:50 |
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Andrew Dunford wrote:
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> Andrew
Hearing that he was single again, local ladies wasted no time in
attempting to gain Byron Kelleher's attention.
Andrew Muir
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071575 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 08:54 |
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Andrew Dunford wrote:
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Irish diversionary tactics to create space in NZ defence vetoed by IRB.
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071581 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 09:18 |
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"Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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As Henry dragged him away, Nonu realised he'd gone a little too far this time.
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071582 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 09:28 |
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Walter Mitty wrote:
> "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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> As Henry dragged him away, Nonu realised he'd gone a little too far this time.
"Impressionable security guard attempts spear tackle"
Lew
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071584 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 09:28 |
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Walter Mitty wrote:
> "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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>> Andrew
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> As Henry dragged him away, Nonu realised he'd gone a little too far this time.
Dumb blonde admits 'I thought it was Ronan *Keating*'.
Interestingly that stadium oik has chosen a full on bear grip there. You
never see them grab male streakers like that do you.
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071585 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 09:40 |
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O'Gara Rues Missed Tackle.
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071588 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 10:15 |
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Walter Mitty wrote:
> "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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>>Andrew
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> As Henry dragged him away, Nonu realised he'd gone a little too far this time.
Well. I laughed out loud, so this certainly has my vote.
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Mike
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071591 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 10:51 |
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On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:15:32 +1000, Mike Thompson <I [at] dontthinkso>
wrote:
>Walter Mitty wrote:
>> "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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>>>Andrew
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>Well. I laughed out loud, so this certainly has my vote.
Ditto.
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greig
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071593 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 11:23 |
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Mike Thompson wrote:
> Walter Mitty wrote:
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>> "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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>>> http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/common/imageViewer/0,1445,240273, 00.jpg
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>>> Andrew
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>> As Henry dragged him away, Nonu realised he'd gone a little too far
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> Well. I laughed out loud, so this certainly has my vote.
Grudgingly seconded.
regards
The Green Phantom
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071594 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 11:21 |
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In message <6paq82t7emq2f1840uuoig805l550pac9b [at] 4ax.com>, Greig Blanchett
<greigb [at] nzrfu.NOSPAM.com> writes
>On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:15:32 +1000, Mike Thompson <I [at] dontthinkso>
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>>Walter Mitty wrote:
>>> "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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>>>> http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/common/imageViewer/0,1445,240273, 00.jpg
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>>>>Andrew
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>>> As Henry dragged him away, Nonu realised he'd gone a little too far
>>>this time.
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>>Well. I laughed out loud, so this certainly has my vote.
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>Ditto.
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I agree with this post.
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Devs
"Punchdown Pete the old Kroner"
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071604 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 12:02 |
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Andrew Dunford wrote:
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Is that what the commentators meant by "someone's on the field". I
thought it must have been a streaker the way they clammed up immediately.
-- rick boyd
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071608 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 12:11 |
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rick boyd wrote:
> Andrew Dunford wrote:
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> Is that what the commentators meant by "someone's on the field". I
> thought it must have been a streaker the way they clammed up immediately.
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> -- rick boyd
But she could have got her kit off properly, bloody silly blonde.
-- rick boyd
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071614 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 12:34 |
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"rick boyd" <boyd [at] comswest.net.au> wrote in message
news:448d3dc8 [at] quokka.wn.com.au...
> rick boyd wrote:
> > Andrew Dunford wrote:
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> > Is that what the commentators meant by "someone's on the field". I
> > thought it must have been a streaker the way they clammed up
immediately.
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> > -- rick boyd
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> But she could have got her kit off properly, bloody silly blonde.
You can take it off her, at:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Other/auction-59664487.htm
Andrew
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071616 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 12:52 |
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"Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
> "rick boyd" <boyd [at] comswest.net.au> wrote in message
> news:448d3dc8 [at] quokka.wn.com.au...
>> rick boyd wrote:
>> > Andrew Dunford wrote:
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>> >> http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/common/imageViewer/0,1445,240273, 00.jpg
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>> >> Andrew
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>> > Is that what the commentators meant by "someone's on the field". I
>> > thought it must have been a streaker the way they clammed up
> immediately.
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>> > -- rick boyd
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>> But she could have got her kit off properly, bloody silly blonde.
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> You can take it off her, at:
> http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Other/auction-59664487.htm
Hope she's washed it : a "mate in the pub" told me that selling used
underwear on ebay is illegal - so maybe "trademe" too.
Anyway, I dont think it's Rick's size.
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071617 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 13:00 |
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Luluwazazulu wrote:
> Walter Mitty wrote:
>> "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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>>> http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/common/imageViewer/0,1445,240273, 00.jpg
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>>> Andrew
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>> As Henry dragged him away, Nonu realised he'd gone a little too far this time.
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> "Impressionable security guard attempts spear tackle"
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I suspect the guard's new nickname may be Playtex.
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Andy
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071623 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 13:50 |
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Mike Thompson wrote:
> Walter Mitty wrote:
> > "Andrew Dunford" <adunford [at] artifax.net> writes:
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> Well. I laughed out loud, so this certainly has my vote.
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> Mike
a tea spitting moment
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071646 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 15:30 |
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Andrew Dunford wrote:
> You can take it off her, at:
> http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Other/auction-59664487.htm
Oh dear, this is sad. She saw what Umaga's handbag fetched and thought
"I'll have a piece of that".
She'll be on page three of the Truth next week. Except I suppose the
Truth went down the tubes years ago.
-- rick boyd
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071648 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 15:43 |
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rick boyd <boyd [at] comswest.net.au> writes:
> Andrew Dunford wrote:
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>> You can take it off her, at:
>> http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Other/auction-59664487.htm
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> Oh dear, this is sad. She saw what Umaga's handbag fetched and thought
> "I'll have a piece of that".
How many times does he have to deny it : it wasn't his!! He, err,
"borrowed" it from some chick. Honest.
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> She'll be on page three of the Truth next week. Except I suppose the
> Truth went down the tubes years ago.
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> -- rick boyd
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071667 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 18:10 |
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Andrew Dunford wrote:
> "rick boyd" <boyd [at] comswest.net.au> wrote in message
> news:448d3dc8 [at] quokka.wn.com.au...
>> rick boyd wrote:
>>> Andrew Dunford wrote:
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>>>> http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/common/imageViewer/0,1445,240273, 00.jpg
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>>>> Andrew
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>>> Is that what the commentators meant by "someone's on the field". I
>>> thought it must have been a streaker the way they clammed up
> immediately.
>>> -- rick boyd
>> But she could have got her kit off properly, bloody silly blonde.
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> You can take it off her, at:
> http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Other/auction-59664487.htm
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> Andrew
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It's got to be worth more than that tarts handbag and the proceeds are
going to a good cause. I'd bid, but I take a size 16.
Mike
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071676 ] |
Mon, 12 June 2006 19:34 |
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In message <448d6c5e [at] quokka.wn.com.au>, rick boyd <boyd [at] comswest.net.au>
writes
>She'll be on page three of the Truth next week. Except I suppose the
>Truth went down the tubes years ago.
Let's face it klingon features, we'd rather see pics of her than you.
--
Devs
"Punchdown Pete the old Kroner"
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071698 ] |
Tue, 13 June 2006 01:12 |
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Walter Mitty wrote:
> rick boyd <boyd [at] comswest.net.au> writes:
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>>Andrew Dunford wrote:
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>>>You can take it off her, at:
>>>http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Other/auction-59664487.htm
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>>Oh dear, this is sad. She saw what Umaga's handbag fetched and thought
>>"I'll have a piece of that".
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> How many times does he have to deny it : it wasn't his!! He, err,
> "borrowed" it from some chick. Honest.
He's a back! Of course he's got a handbag.
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Mike
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071699 ] |
Tue, 13 June 2006 01:13 |
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> But she could have got her kit off properly, bloody silly blonde.
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Bloody smart one really. Nothing to sell if she'd taken it all off.
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071700 ] |
Tue, 13 June 2006 01:17 |
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"rick boyd" <boyd [at] comswest.net.au> wrote in message
news:448d6c5e [at] quokka.wn.com.au...
> Andrew Dunford wrote:
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> > You can take it off her, at:
> > http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Other/auction-59664487.htm
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> Oh dear, this is sad. She saw what Umaga's handbag fetched and thought
> "I'll have a piece of that".
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> She'll be on page three of the Truth next week. Except I suppose the
> Truth went down the tubes years ago.
It did, but continues to be published on a regular basis. Celebrated its
centenary last year.
Andrew
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071708 ] |
Tue, 13 June 2006 02:39 |
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devs wrote:
> In message <448d6c5e [at] quokka.wn.com.au>, rick boyd <boyd [at] comswest.net.au>
> writes
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>> She'll be on page three of the Truth next week. Except I suppose the
>> Truth went down the tubes years ago.
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> Let's face it klingon features, we'd rather see pics of her than you.
But then so would I. Do you have a point?
-- rick boyd
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071709 ] |
Tue, 13 June 2006 02:39 |
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Craig L wrote:
>>But she could have got her kit off properly, bloody silly blonde.
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> Bloody smart one really. Nothing to sell if she'd taken it all off.
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I can think of somethting she could sell. Regularly.
-- rick boyd
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071754 ] |
Tue, 13 June 2006 10:04 |
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In message <448e0937$1 [at] quokka.wn.com.au>, rick boyd
<boyd [at] comswest.net.au> writes
>devs wrote:
>> In message <448d6c5e [at] quokka.wn.com.au>, rick boyd
>><boyd [at] comswest.net.au> writes
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>>> She'll be on page three of the Truth next week. Except I suppose the
>>>Truth went down the tubes years ago.
>> Let's face it klingon features, we'd rather see pics of her than
>>you.
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>But then so would I. Do you have a point?
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Yes, the Truth or whatever publication would really have gone downhill
if it showed pictures of a fat, balding, furrowed browed winger. Having
said that I suppose it would be quite funny if they got you into the
same bikini. I would wager that your man boobs would just about fill it
these days.
--
Devs
"Punchdown Pete the old Kroner"
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071765 ] |
Tue, 13 June 2006 10:54 |
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rick boyd wrote:
> Craig L wrote:
>>> But she could have got her kit off properly, bloody silly blonde.
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>> Bloody smart one really. Nothing to sell if she'd taken it all off.
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> I can think of somethting she could sell. Regularly.
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> -- rick boyd
Wigs?
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| Re: Caption contest 12 June 2006 [message #1071786 ] |
Tue, 13 June 2006 12:22 |
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Point of order Mr Chairman, you can't "streak" with clothes on. It
takes away the whole point. If what she wrote is true and she did it
right at the end of the game then she ought to be shot if she did so
wearing clothes. What a tosser.
Kiwis - what a rum bunch, can't even get streaking right...
UD
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