| Instructions for Michelle Wie [message #1069391] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 21:07 |
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1.) After this 2006 John Deere tourny, where you'll obviously miss the
cut, don't compete in Men's events....until....and...
.....you have won enough majors on the LPGA to grab the #1 ranking.
2.) Learn how to win -- like Tiger, Jack, and Hogan!!
3.) Win, win, over-and-over again on the LPGA, under different
circumstances (ie coming from behind, 54-hole leader, etc...)
4.) When you've performed these steps enough times, THEN go back and
try to compete with the dudes.
I'm confident you will have acheived these things by age 20.
4a (optional)...when you're 20, call or email the Goph-man for some hot
sex... ;)
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| Re: Instructions for Michelle Wie [message #1069463 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 01:14 |
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Very post up until option 4(a) where it just dropped like a rock straight
into the gutter!
"gp" <gopher70 [at] sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:1152817640.177766.187980 [at] s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> 1.) After this 2006 John Deere tourny, where you'll obviously miss the
> cut, don't compete in Men's events....until....and...
>
> ....you have won enough majors on the LPGA to grab the #1 ranking.
>
> 2.) Learn how to win -- like Tiger, Jack, and Hogan!!
>
>
> 3.) Win, win, over-and-over again on the LPGA, under different
> circumstances (ie coming from behind, 54-hole leader, etc...)
>
>
> 4.) When you've performed these steps enough times, THEN go back and
> try to compete with the dudes.
> I'm confident you will have acheived these things by age 20.
>
> 4a (optional)...when you're 20, call or email the Goph-man for some hot
> sex... ;)
>
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| Re: Instructions for Michelle Wie [message #1069694 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 22:56 |
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On 13 Jul 2006 12:07:20 -0700, "gp" <gopher70 [at] sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>1.) After this 2006 John Deere tourny, where you'll obviously miss the
>cut, don't compete in Men's events....until....and...
>
>....you have won enough majors on the LPGA to grab the #1 ranking.
>
>2.) Learn how to win -- like Tiger, Jack, and Hogan!!
>
>
>3.) Win, win, over-and-over again on the LPGA, under different
>circumstances (ie coming from behind, 54-hole leader, etc...)
>
>
>4.) When you've performed these steps enough times, THEN go back and
>try to compete with the dudes.
>I'm confident you will have acheived these things by age 20.
>
>4a (optional)...when you're 20, call or email the Goph-man for some hot
>sex... ;)
My advice for Wie is to take any opportunity she can to play a men's
event. If she gets invited, why should she turn it down? I don't
think it hurts her image when she does not make a cut on the men's
tour--she is not expected to; the exception being her own
expectations, of course.
David
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