| I couldn't help it.... [message #1043010] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 13:24 |
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Sorry guys, I've had a bit of a rush of blood to the head and told three of
our most rubbishcunt strikers just to fuck right off.
Shaun Bartlett, Jonatan Johansson and Francis Jeffers are no longer Charlton
players.
That is all.
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Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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| Re: I couldn't help it.... [message #1043014 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 13:49 |
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According to <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey>:
>Sorry guys, I've had a bit of a rush of blood to the head and told three of
>our most rubbishcunt strikers just to fuck right off.
>
>Shaun Bartlett, Jonatan Johansson and Francis Jeffers are no longer Charlton
>players.
>
>That is all.
I'm probably in the same minority that didn't like to see the end of Heskey's
Anfield career, but I'm quite disappointed to see the back of Morientes. :-<
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| Re: I couldn't help it.... [message #1043015 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 13:53 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:SzBdg.213444$xt.86604 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, I've had a bit of a rush of blood to the head and told three
> of our most rubbishcunt strikers just to fuck right off.
>
> Shaun Bartlett, Jonatan Johansson and Francis Jeffers are no longer
> Charlton players.
>
> That is all.
They're all going to Coventry City, right?
BTN
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| Re: I couldn't help it.... [message #1043016 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 14:33 |
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> Sorry guys, I've had a bit of a rush of blood to the head and told three of
> our most rubbishcunt strikers just to fuck right off.
>
> Shaun Bartlett, Jonatan Johansson and Francis Jeffers are no longer Charlton
> players.
>
> That is all.
>
What's going on with this Dowie business? Who's in charge of that? I'm
not sure I approve. He's quite mouthy and I think he might blow the
gaff after a bad result or something and make a reference to the
management team forcing his hand or some such, then, before you know
it, a tabloid investigation and there we are in the public gaze,
blinking in the bright light like a nest of woodlice that's revealed
when you move an old brick in the garden.
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Gra
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| Re: I couldn't help it.... [message #1043017 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 14:45 |
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Gra wrote:
> > Sorry guys, I've had a bit of a rush of blood to the head and told three of
> > our most rubbishcunt strikers just to fuck right off.
> >
> > Shaun Bartlett, Jonatan Johansson and Francis Jeffers are no longer Charlton
> > players.
> What's going on with this Dowie business? Who's in charge of that? I'm
> not sure I approve. He's quite mouthy and I think he might blow the
> gaff after a bad result or something and make a reference to the
> management team forcing his hand or some such, then, before you know
> it, a tabloid investigation and there we are in the public gaze,
> blinking in the bright light like a nest of woodlice that's revealed
> when you move an old brick in the garden.
That's a startling coincidence. My garden also had an old brick that
had blinking woodlice beneath it. Are you my older brother? Or perhaps
my long lost cousin, Graham Kelly, who went on to autistically read out
team names when someone shouted a number off a ball at him?
Please advise.
Joe, while I'm pleased that our bleating big-time Charlie ratio has
been superbly reduced by the exit of Franny 'Fran Fran Franahan's
Flanny Jeffers' Jeffers, is it really advisable to get rid of the last
squad member whose surname rhymes with 'Tartlet'?
We should take a leaf out of Jose's platinum bound book and replenish
our depleted squad with footballers whose names rhyme with - Orange,
Vacuum, Chillblains, Rushing-Head and Kyrgyzstan.
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| Re: I couldn't help it.... [message #1043023 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 16:57 |
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> That's a startling coincidence. My garden also had an old brick that
> had blinking woodlice beneath it. Are you my older brother? Or perhaps
> my long lost cousin, Graham Kelly, who went on to autistically read out
> team names when someone shouted a number off a ball at him?
>
I'm both these things, and so much more, Tony, I'm both these things,
and so much more.
> Please advise.
>
Don't attempt to light a cigarette with a lighter set to "full gas" if
you have a bushy moustache or eyebrows. That's the best advice I can
give you.
> Joe, while I'm pleased that our bleating big-time Charlie ratio has
> been superbly reduced by the exit of Franny 'Fran Fran Franahan's
> Flanny Jeffers' Jeffers, is it really advisable to get rid of the last
> squad member whose surname rhymes with 'Tartlet'?
>
I think the signing of the Frenchman Pierre Bol-au-vent will make up
for it. Him and Jimmy Hanap=E9.
> We should take a leaf out of Jose's platinum bound book and replenish
> our depleted squad with footballers whose names rhyme with - Orange,
> Vacuum, Chillblains, Rushing-Head and Kyrgyzstan.
Now you're just being silly.
--=20
Gra
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| Re: I couldn't help it.... [message #1043041 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 20:44 |
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Vicky Conlan wrote:
> I'm quite disappointed to see the back of Morientes.
Why, were you expecting a peachy bum?
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| Re: I couldn't help it.... [message #1043047 ] |
Sat, 27 May 2006 00:53 |
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According to <useweb [at] nospam.com>:
>> I'm quite disappointed to see the back of Morientes.
>Why, were you expecting a peachy bum?
You've got to be joking. Just take a look at him, you can see he's got to
have a hairy arse.
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