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| Tex & Chris go to School [message #1034763] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 03:28 |
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Tex and Chris met in a Ft. Worth bar and decided that they weren't
going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get
ahead. They hop in Tex's pickup and drive to the nearest college.
While Tex waits out in the hall, Chris goes in to one of the rooms and
finds a professor who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" asked Chris. The professor replied, "Let me give you an
example: Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do," grinned Chris. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you
have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," Chris
responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
yard, you also have a house." Impressed, Chris shouts "AMAZING!" "And
since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Damn
straight!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," says the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's
the most fascinating thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this
logic class. I'll impress the hell out of em on RSG!"
Now Chris, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up
to him, walked back into the hallway where Tex is waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" Tex asked. "Math, History, and Logic,"
replies Chris. "What in tarnation is Logic?" asked Tex. "Let me give
you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "No," Tex replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1034769 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 04:05 |
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You obviously love a good beating...Daddy won't return your calls
anymore?
What a shame.
Next time you get bored, try something you are actually good at.
Tex
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| Re: Tex & Chris go to School [message #1034782 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 04:26 |
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annika1980 <annika1980 [at] aol.com> wrote:
: Tex and Chris met in a Ft. Worth bar and decided that they weren't
: going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get
: ahead. They hop in Tex's pickup and drive to the nearest college.
:
: While Tex waits out in the hall, Chris goes in to one of the rooms and
: finds a professor who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic.
:
: "What's Logic?" asked Chris. The professor replied, "Let me give you an
: example: Do you own a weedeater?"
:
: "I sure do," grinned Chris. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you
: have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," Chris
: responded in awe.
:
: The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
: yard, you also have a house." Impressed, Chris shouts "AMAZING!" "And
: since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Damn
: straight!"
:
: "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
: heterosexual," says the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's
: the most fascinating thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this
: logic class. I'll impress the hell out of em on RSG!"
:
: Now Chris, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up
: to him, walked back into the hallway where Tex is waiting.
:
: "So what classes are ya takin'?" Tex asked. "Math, History, and Logic,"
: replies Chris. "What in tarnation is Logic?" asked Tex. "Let me give
: you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "No," Tex replied.
:
: "You're queer, ain't ya?
Goddam NSA.
--
Chris Bellomy
C-List Charter Member
http://clist.org/
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| Re: Tex & Chris go to School [message #1034805 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 06:17 |
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I'm changing my freakin' screen name............
"annika1980" <annika1980 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
news:1148606934.619374.41220 [at] 38g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Tex and Chris met in a Ft. Worth bar and decided that they weren't
> going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get
> ahead. They hop in Tex's pickup and drive to the nearest college.
>
> While Tex waits out in the hall, Chris goes in to one of the rooms and
> finds a professor who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic.
>
> "What's Logic?" asked Chris. The professor replied, "Let me give you an
> example: Do you own a weedeater?"
>
> "I sure do," grinned Chris. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you
> have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," Chris
> responded in awe.
>
> The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
> yard, you also have a house." Impressed, Chris shouts "AMAZING!" "And
> since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Damn
> straight!"
>
> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
> heterosexual," says the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's
> the most fascinating thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this
> logic class. I'll impress the hell out of em on RSG!"
>
> Now Chris, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up
> to him, walked back into the hallway where Tex is waiting.
>
> "So what classes are ya takin'?" Tex asked. "Math, History, and Logic,"
> replies Chris. "What in tarnation is Logic?" asked Tex. "Let me give
> you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "No," Tex replied.
>
> "You're queer, ain't ya?
>
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1034807 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 06:22 |
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Tex wrote:
> You obviously love a good beating...Daddy won't return your calls
> anymore?
> What a shame.
http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682569
http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682571
A couple of lite beers or 20, and Tex gets all fabulous and shit.
SNAP!
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1034841 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 15:16 |
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http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682569
http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682571
>A couple of lite beers or 20, and Tex gets all fabulous and shit.
>SNAP!
I believe that's called "coppin a feel."
Hey, speakin of queer cops, where's Pattee been lately?
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1034843 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 15:24 |
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annika1980 wrote:
> http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682569
> http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682571
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> >A couple of lite beers or 20, and Tex gets all fabulous and shit.
> >SNAP!
>
> I believe that's called "coppin a feel."
> Hey, speakin of queer cops, where's Pattee been lately?
Patty posted 3 in a row this week calling Randy fat and other
cop-mentality shit. Randy ignored him and guess what, he shut up.
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1034848 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 15:56 |
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"Ben." <kombi45 [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1148617372.869828.244090 [at] g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> Tex wrote:
>
> > You obviously love a good beating...Daddy won't return your calls
> > anymore?
> > What a shame.
>
> http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682569
Nice to see the drunken lout grabbing at giant men this time rather than the
young waitresses.
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1034868 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 17:06 |
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Herbert wrote:
> "Ben." <kombi45 [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1148617372.869828.244090 [at] g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Tex wrote:
> >
> > > You obviously love a good beating...Daddy won't return your calls
> > > anymore?
> > > What a shame.
> >
> > http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682569
>
> Nice to see the drunken lout grabbing at giant men this time rather than the
> young waitresses.
Obviously you are a turd returning under the anonymous mask.....perhaps
you are TITPB, or the ever clever (cough) Frostback....
Either way, you are just another in a long line of turd peddlers...
Tex
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1034888 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 19:18 |
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"Tex" <marktexkoenig [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1148656001.026007.285250 [at] j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Herbert wrote:
> > "Ben." <kombi45 [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:1148617372.869828.244090 [at] g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > Tex wrote:
> > >
> > > > You obviously love a good beating...Daddy won't return your calls
> > > > anymore?
> > > > What a shame.
> > >
> > > http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682569
> >
> > Nice to see the drunken lout grabbing at giant men this time rather than
the
> > young waitresses.
>
> Obviously you are a turd returning under the anonymous mask.....perhaps
> you are TITPB, or the ever clever (cough) Frostback....
>
> Either way, you are just another in a long line of turd peddlers...
Save the hostility, I'm glad you wrestled with the dude rather than go after
another waitress:
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Look TexASS,
You know you have a problem as many have told you.
As for you being the drunk at the dinner - yes, I have total
recollection of it. I gave the waitress an extra tip because you grab
assed her. I personally apologized to the people sitting diagonally
behind you for your foul language ~ as both of the above wanted to
call the police.
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1035062 ] |
Sat, 27 May 2006 06:27 |
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"annika1980" <annika1980 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
news:1148649386.876549.126760 [at] i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682569
> http://www.pbase.com/double_entendre/image/60682571
>
>>A couple of lite beers or 20, and Tex gets all fabulous and shit.
>>SNAP!
>
> I believe that's called "coppin a feel."
> Hey, speakin of queer cops, where's Pattee been lately?
Best $50 I ever made
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1035063 ] |
Sat, 27 May 2006 06:32 |
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"Herbert" <humphrey_herbert [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:LODdg.190614$7a.24136 [at] pd7tw1no...
> Nice to see the drunken lout grabbing at giant men this time rather than
> the
> young waitresses.
I'd like to meet up with you and discuss your vocabulary. Friends can
reference my weight, pissbags cannot.
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| Re: Annika trying to be funny... [message #1035513 ] |
Tue, 30 May 2006 19:18 |
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"Matt 'Ocho' Aamold" <maamold [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:KvydnYNkiZGiS-rZRVn-jQ [at] comcast.com...
> "Herbert" <humphrey_herbert [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:LODdg.190614$7a.24136 [at] pd7tw1no...
> > Nice to see the drunken lout grabbing at giant men this time rather than
> > the
> > young waitresses.
>
> I'd like to meet up with you and discuss your vocabulary. Friends can
> reference my weight, pissbags cannot.
?????
"giant" is not an unflattering term, imo. Sorry if you were offended.
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