| Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1033985] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 18:35 |
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Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006
In no particular order……………..
I learned………..
1. The definition of a "shart", and frankly I was much better off
being ignorant of it.
2. Kelly Newell cracks walnuts in half with her butt.
3. Dave Jones (aka long&left) regularly gets hosed and staked.
4. For Matt "Ocho" Aamold this weekend was a defining moment of the
rest of his life. Dil-hole has been born. He will never utter the
words "perfect weather" ever again.
5. Kelly Newell doesn't f*** with Mr. Zero.
6. There's a guy on the 15th fairway of Canyon Lakes who likes to
walk around his house naked.
7. "Mother f***er!!!!" is French for "Oh, dear. I mishit that ball."
8. Doug Rich (aka dugjustdug) had a string hanging out of his penis.
9. Beaver pelts fit perfectly on Chip Sherman's' head.
10. The TITP (Turd in The Punchbowl) made an appearance.
11. Bob Patterson is a Lil Kim fan.
12. Deb Rich has, according to her son, "huge chunks of farm."
13. Thor does a great demonstration of the anatomy of a duck hook.
14. RSG NW 2006 was the Year of the Rookie. IIRC, the top five
places were all taken by rookies.
15. "Rude Dog" is anything but. His new handle should be "Polite
Kitten."
16. In alternate shot Sneds hits it like Hogan. It's a good thing I
putt like Crenshaw or we would have gotten our butts handed to us.
17. There are few things better than shutting out Mark Koenig in the
Skins round.
18. F*** Rude Dog for his putt on 17 at Columbia Point.
19. I couldn't have gotten better pairings this weekend even if I had
gone "Brokeback Mountain" on Scott Newell.
20. Kelly Newell grabs her right boob when she laughs.
21. You can have a blast at the Beer Exchange and not have a single
beer because isn't about the "Beer" - it's about the "Exchange."
Really, that's what all RSG events are about.
My lists seem to be getting longer and longer every year…………
--
jvdp
Bronson Arroyo for President
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1033995 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 19:01 |
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On Tue, 23 May 2006 12:35:35 -0400, John van der Pflum
<jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote:
>Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006
Several things that should have been kept to yourself.
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034004 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 19:24 |
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On Tue, 23 May 2006 12:01:41 -0500, Bobby Knight <bknight [at] conramp.net>
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>On Tue, 23 May 2006 12:35:35 -0400, John van der Pflum
><jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote:
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>>Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006
>Several things that should have been kept to yourself.
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>“Someone likes every shot”
I left off all of the mean things we said about you.
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jvdp
Bronson Arroyo for President
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034005 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 19:25 |
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On Tue, 23 May 2006 13:24:41 -0400, John van der Pflum
<jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 23 May 2006 12:01:41 -0500, Bobby Knight <bknight [at] conramp.net>
>wrote:
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>>On Tue, 23 May 2006 12:35:35 -0400, John van der Pflum
>><jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote:
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>>>Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006
>>Several things that should have been kept to yourself.
>>bk
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>I left off all of the mean things we said about you.
Those would've been acceptable.
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034010 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 19:34 |
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034011 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 19:36 |
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John van der Pflum wrote:
> Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006
>
> In no particular order.................
>
> I learned...........
>
> 1. The definition of a "shart", and frankly I was much better off
> being ignorant of it.
I missed that one. Care to help a poor guy out?
>
> 2. Kelly Newell _claims she_ cracks walnuts in half with her butt.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I fixed a boo boo here. Scott, can you confirm? ;)
>
> 3. Dave Jones (aka long&left) regularly gets hosed and staked.
>
> 4. For Matt "Ocho" Aamold this weekend was a defining moment of the
> rest of his life. Dil-hole has been born. He will never utter the
> words "perfect weather" ever again.
>
> 5. Kelly Newell doesn't f*** with Mr. Zero.
>
> 6. There's a guy on the 15th fairway of Canyon Lakes who likes to
> walk around his house naked.
I am so glad I missed this. lol
>
> 7. "Mother f***er!!!!" is French for "Oh, dear. I mishit that ball."
IIRC, a story was told of a chat between DebJustDeb (DebNotDeb? I never
got clarity on that) where she expressed dismay in a vaguely
descriptive way and her partner observed, "That's why it's called
golf." Her reply: "Because f*ck was taken?"
>
> 8. Doug Rich (aka dugjustdug) had a string hanging out of his penis.
I was going to say something here, but I think I'll just let that
sleeping dog lie.
> 9. Beaver pelts fit perfectly on Chip Sherman's' head.
>
> 10. The TITP (Turd in The Punchbowl) made an appearance.
Perhaps that becomes the award for second place at future RSG NW
events? Or perhaps for last place. Hmmmm...
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> 11. Bob Patterson is a Lil Kim fan.
And only redeemed myself in your eyes by not being a Vanilla Ice fan.
lol
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> 12. Deb Rich has, according to her son, "huge chunks of farm."
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> 13. Thor does a great demonstration of the anatomy of a duck hook.
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> 14. RSG NW 2006 was the Year of the Rookie. IIRC, the top five
> places were all taken by rookies.
Not true. I played last year. :) It's an event that's roughly as
addictive as heroin now. :)
> 15. "Rude Dog" is anything but. His new handle should be "Polite
> Kitten."
>
> 16. In alternate shot Sneds hits it like Hogan. It's a good thing I
> putt like Crenshaw or we would have gotten our butts handed to us.
>
> 17. There are few things better than shutting out Mark Koenig in the
> Skins round.
>
> 18. F*** Rude Dog for his putt on 17 at Columbia Point.
>
> 19. I couldn't have gotten better pairings this weekend even if I had
> gone "Brokeback Mountain" on Scott Newell.
>
> 20. Kelly Newell grabs her right boob when she laughs.
>
> 21. You can have a blast at the Beer Exchange and not have a single
> beer because isn't about the "Beer" - it's about the "Exchange."
> Really, that's what all RSG events are about.
>
> My lists seem to be getting longer and longer every year............
> jvdp
> Bronson Arroyo for President
> http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
You left out this one:
22. The "Pflum" is now a recognized standard of measurement.
Bob
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034014 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 19:41 |
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On Tue, 23 May 2006 13:24:41 -0400, John van der Pflum
<jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote:
Wait I forgot one thing...........
RSG NW 2006 should be rememberd as the gathering of the "flat
bellies." Both Thor and Jon Green showed up slim and trim. Thor
dropped 55 pounds and looks like he could play linebacker.
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jvdp
Bronson Arroyo for President
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034018 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 19:44 |
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On 23 May 2006 12:34:33 -0500, rvkint [at] gmail.com (R.V. Kint) wrote:
>John van der Pflum <jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> writes:
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>> On Tue, 23 May 2006 12:01:41 -0500, Bobby Knight <bknight [at] conramp.net>
>> wrote:
>> >“Someone likes every shot”
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>> I left off all of the mean things we said about you.
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>Talk about long lists...
Shorter than those where you try to explain the ROG to Pflum.
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034020 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 19:47 |
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On 23 May 2006 10:36:18 -0700, double_entendre [at] hotmail.com wrote:
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>John van der Pflum wrote:
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>> 1. The definition of a "shart", and frankly I was much better off
>> being ignorant of it.
>
>I missed that one. Care to help a poor guy out?
>
Believe me -- you are really better off not knowing.
>> 6. There's a guy on the 15th fairway of Canyon Lakes who likes to
>> walk around his house naked.
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>I am so glad I missed this. lol
I wish I had missed it.
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jvdp
Bronson Arroyo for President
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034026 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 20:08 |
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>John van der Pflum wrote:
>> 1. The definition of a "shart", and frankly I was much better off
>> being ignorant of it.
>I missed that one. Care to help a poor guy out?
>Believe me -- you are really better off not knowing.
Let's just say that I definitely didn't shart, but heck if you could
tell.
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034027 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 20:17 |
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>> 8. Doug Rich (aka dugjustdug) had a string hanging out of his penis.
>I was going to say something here, but I think I'll just let that
>sleeping dog lie.
Just don't ever get a kidney stone. And, if you do - pass it.
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034029 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 20:22 |
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John van der Pflum wrote:
> On 23 May 2006 10:36:18 -0700, double_entendre [at] hotmail.com wrote:
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> >
> >John van der Pflum wrote:
> >>
> >> 1. The definition of a "shart", and frankly I was much better off
> >> being ignorant of it.
> >
> >I missed that one. Care to help a poor guy out?
> >
>
> Believe me -- you are really better off not knowing.
I believe I can help without directly spelling it out which would be
quite gross.
That name was never used in our experience, butt this cautionary tale
is passed down through the, ahem, a(n)nals of our club:
A guy is up on the tee, and lets his flatualent freak flag fly... later
he mutters to his partner "that sounded kind of wet..."
Well 4F's was wearing light colored pants, you see, and this brown spot
developed, and grew larger as the round progressed.
Much like an undetonated Romulan disruptor blast. And now you know why
John didn't want to go into it.
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034032 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 20:34 |
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dugjustdug wrote:
> >> 8. Doug Rich (aka dugjustdug) had a string hanging out of his penis.
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> >I was going to say something here, but I think I'll just let that
> >sleeping dog lie.
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> Just don't ever get a kidney stone. And, if you do - pass it.
Ah. So while Nick, Rob & I will joke about leaving a putt short
because the putter snagged on the tampon string, you could actually do
that?
*grins, ducks & runs*
Bob
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034035 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 20:44 |
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>My lists seem to be getting longer and longer every year............
I have one, perhaps more later.
Don't mention that Thor can't putt drunk when he's playing against you
with a 20 foot uphill putt for birdie.
And another two.
Don't assume Tex outdrives you every hole when his ball could be a yard
behind yours nestled in the rough, because you may just hit your ball
while he's about to. Oops.
Tex can see like an owl (and I definitely can't).
Those two were actually post RSG-NW but I'll count it. We had a really
fun extra 18 (last couple of holes in near darkness) at Sun Willows,
right next to the hotel. I played my best golf of the weekend there,
parred probably half of the holes (I'm not quite sure) after struggling
all weekend. Nice course too, some hills, yardage 6,325 par 72. Nice
bentgrass greens, slow by most standards, but smooth and fast enough
for me, more like I'm used to.
Mark, Thor, Scott, Adrian (for 9 holes) and I played wolf, a game I had
never played, where one player is the designated wolf on each hole,
hits first, and has to either choose a partner for that hole (have to
choose right after their tee shot) or choose no one and go it alone,
thus adding risk/reward. We also had a gross skins pot with the other
foursome, Kelly, John VDP, Rick, and Sneds.
Mark was / is a putting fiend, played very consistently, and shot 71 (I
think) with 3 or 4 birdies. Probably didn't lose a wolf hole and got
most of the skins, I think just Thor and I got one, Thor on the hole
where I stupidly said I waited for Mark's shot to pick him for wolf
because I wasn't sure how close Thor was (thought he was more like
30-35 feet than 20) and "Thor can't putt drunk." Mine came on #10, one
of Mark's rare bogies. 395 par 4 with a two club uphill slope, pin
back. Hit a five wood from 175 to the center about 15 feet right of
the pin, and missed the right to left breaker by about 1/2 inch.
We teed off the last hole when it was half dark, and Mark could still
see the direction of the ball's initial flight, which I found amazing.
I've had laser eye surgery, and although I've never had great night
vision and don't have a problem driving at night even now, I couldn't
see the ball take off at all.
Jon
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034045 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 21:13 |
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John van der Pflum wrote:
> On Tue, 23 May 2006 13:24:41 -0400, John van der Pflum
> <jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote:
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> Wait I forgot one thing...........
>
> RSG NW 2006 should be rememberd as the gathering of the "flat
> bellies." Both Thor and Jon Green showed up slim and trim. Thor
> dropped 55 pounds and looks like he could play linebacker.
I can tell you where it went!
:)
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034051 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 21:37 |
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"John van der Pflum" <jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote in message
news:sae6729ihpqf8jijpptkhhlpmgh2fb53u5 [at] 4ax.com...
> Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006
>
> In no particular order.......
>
> I learned.....
>
> 1. The definition of a "shart", and frankly I was much better off
> being ignorant of it.
>
Is that anything like a "fit"?
> 4. For Matt "Ocho" Aamold this weekend was a defining moment of the
> rest of his life. Dil-hole has been born. He will never utter the
> words "perfect weather" ever again.
>
Didn't really need to know that
> 8. Doug Rich (aka dugjustdug) had a string hanging out of his penis.
>
I'm not going to ask ...
> 15. "Rude Dog" is anything but. His new handle should be "Polite
> Kitten."
>
Meow
> 17. There are few things better than shutting out Mark Koenig in the
> Skins round.
>
Amen
> 18. F*** Rude Dog for his putt on 17 at Columbia Point.
>
You're welcome
> 19. I couldn't have gotten better pairings this weekend even if I had
> gone "Brokeback Mountain" on Scott Newell.
>
Talk about a needle in a haystack
> 21. You can have a blast at the Beer Exchange and not have a single
> beer because isn't about the "Beer" - it's about the "Exchange."
> Really, that's what all RSG events are about.
>
I think Buege ended up taking home about 200 beer
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034052 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 21:37 |
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double_entendre [at] hotmail.com wrote:
> John van der Pflum wrote:
> > 7. "Mother f***er!!!!" is French for "Oh, dear. I mishit that ball."
>
> IIRC, a story was told of a chat between DebJustDeb (DebNotDeb? I never
> got clarity on that) where she expressed dismay in a vaguely
> descriptive way and her partner observed, "That's why it's called
> golf." Her reply: "Because f*ck was taken?"
DebNot(a)Deb(utante)...
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034053 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 21:39 |
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>*grins, ducks & runs*
>Bob
>Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Y'all ain't gonna be runnin' too fast with that Geiger Counter hanging
out of the back pocket of your Plus 4's while you use it as a key fob.
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034059 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 22:00 |
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On Tue, 23 May 2006 12:37:00 -0700, "Rude Dog" <never [at] mind.com> wrote:
>"John van der Pflum" <jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote in message
>> 18. F*** Rude Dog for his putt on 17 at Columbia Point.
>>
>
>You're welcome
>
I totally forgot to mention Yeti Golf 2.1 to you before that putt.
Damn.
Nice putt (jerk).
--
jvdp
Bronson Arroyo for President
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034066 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 22:35 |
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Rude Dog wrote:
> > 21. You can have a blast at the Beer Exchange and not have a single
> > beer because isn't about the "Beer" - it's about the "Exchange."
> > Really, that's what all RSG events are about.
> >
>
> I think Buege ended up taking home about 200 beer
Actually, I ran into Joey and his empty cooler in the Columbia Point
parking lot Sunday morning. One "take all you want" later, I was down
to a 12-pack.
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034073 ] |
Di, 23 Mai 2006 23:44 |
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Wienerman wrote:
> Rude Dog wrote:
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>>>21. You can have a blast at the Beer Exchange and not have a single
>>>beer because isn't about the "Beer" - it's about the "Exchange."
>>>Really, that's what all RSG events are about.
>>>
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>>I think Buege ended up taking home about 200 beer
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> Actually, I ran into Joey and his empty cooler in the Columbia Point
> parking lot Sunday morning. One "take all you want" later, I was down
> to a 12-pack.
>
Ouch! Joey and "take all you want" in the same sentence is real dangerous!!
;)
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034080 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 00:32 |
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>21. You can have a blast at the Beer Exchange and not have a single
>beer because isn't about the "Beer" - it's about the "Exchange."
>Really, that's what all RSG events are about.
Perhaps they should call it "The Exchange of Fluids."
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034294 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 19:23 |
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John van der Pflum wrote:
> On 23 May 2006 10:36:18 -0700, double_entendre [at] hotmail.com wrote:
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> >
> >John van der Pflum wrote:
> >>
> >> 1. The definition of a "shart", and frankly I was much better off
> >> being ignorant of it.
> >
> >I missed that one. Care to help a poor guy out?
> >
>
> Believe me -- you are really better off not knowing.
Having read the definition, you're right. I should have guessed and I
shouldn't have asked. Ah well. They say ignorance is bliss...
Bob
Rancho Cucamonga, CA (but not for long)
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034317 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 20:08 |
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On 24 May 2006 10:23:16 -0700, "double_entendre"
<PaintersEye [at] gmail.com> wrote:
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>John van der Pflum wrote:
>> On 23 May 2006 10:36:18 -0700, double_entendre [at] hotmail.com wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >John van der Pflum wrote:
>> >>
>> >> 1. The definition of a "shart", and frankly I was much better off
>> >> being ignorant of it.
>> >
>> >I missed that one. Care to help a poor guy out?
>> >
>>
>> Believe me -- you are really better off not knowing.
>
>Having read the definition, you're right. I should have guessed and I
>shouldn't have asked. Ah well. They say ignorance is bliss...
>
>Bob
>Rancho Cucamonga, CA (but not for long)
So, Bob, where are you and Brenda moving?
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jvdp
Mr. Zero for President
http://www.rsgcincinnati.com
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034331 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 20:36 |
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"John van der Pflum" <jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote in message
news:sae6729ihpqf8jijpptkhhlpmgh2fb53u5 [at] 4ax.com...
> 2. Kelly Newell cracks walnuts in half with her butt.
I could have gone through life not knowing that...but at least you didn't
say 'Scott Newell'
> 3. Dave Jones (aka long&left) regularly gets hosed and staked.
Dang, I missed that
> 4. For Matt "Ocho" Aamold this weekend was a defining moment of the
> rest of his life. Dil-hole has been born. He will never utter the
> words "perfect weather" ever again.
Famous / Infamous.....same thing
> 6. There's a guy on the 15th fairway of Canyon Lakes who likes to
> walk around his house naked.
Ye, but was he hot?
> 8. Doug Rich (aka dugjustdug) had a string hanging out of his penis.
Reading into this I think you mean he plays like a girl
> 9. Beaver pelts fit perfectly on Chip Sherman's' head.
I gotta hook up with Chip more often!!!....ohh....you mean turf from
fairways
> 10. The TITP (Turd in The Punchbowl) made an appearance.
Made the beer taste like plastic
> 12. Deb Rich has, according to her son, "huge chunks of farm."
Lost me
> 15. "Rude Dog" is anything but. His new handle should be "Polite
> Kitten."
He's a wolf in sheeps clothing
> 16. In alternate shot Sneds hits it like Hogan. It's a good thing I
> putt like Crenshaw or we would have gotten our butts handed to us.
Sneds new name is the 'wee ice mon'
> 17. There are few things better than shutting out Mark Koenig in the
> Skins round.
At least someone got the better of him
> 20. Kelly Newell grabs her right boob when she laughs.
At least 'you' don't grab Kelly's right boob when she laughs
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| Re: Observations/Things I Learned at RSG NW 2006 [message #1034335 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 20:43 |
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I must add that syncro-hitting 4 balls to the 12th green is now a tradition.
4 balls passing and weaving with each other in midair is something to
behold.
"John van der Pflum" <jpflumjr [at] ughookugh.com> wrote in message
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