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(OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017622] Mon, 08 May 2006 16:04
hellofromgra  
Paul Robinson, David James, Robert Green; Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand,
John Terry, Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Bridge;
David Beckham, Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Owen
Hargreaves, Jermaine Jenas, Stewart Downing, Joe Cole, Aaron Lennon;
Wayne Rooney, Michael Owen, Peter Crouch, Theo Walcott.

Four strikers, one of whom is completely broken, another extremely
breakable, another very tall but otherwise a big plum, and another who
is 12 and has played about that many Premiership minutes all season.

I can vaguely see some sort of 4-5-1 emerging from all of that, but
Jermain Jenas? Instead of another fit striker? Weird.

--
Gra
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017623 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 16:18
Nigel  
Gra wrote:

> Paul Robinson, David James, Robert Green; Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand,
> John Terry, Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Bridge;
> David Beckham, Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Owen
> Hargreaves, Jermaine Jenas, Stewart Downing, Joe Cole, Aaron Lennon;
> Wayne Rooney, Michael Owen, Peter Crouch, Theo Walcott.
>
> Four strikers, one of whom is completely broken, another extremely
> breakable, another very tall but otherwise a big plum, and another who
> is 12 and has played about that many Premiership minutes all season.
>
> I can vaguely see some sort of 4-5-1 emerging from all of that, but
> Jermain Jenas? Instead of another fit striker? Weird.
>

Continuing a theme I started in another newsgroup, Prince William
appears to be a curse on any British sporting team. Following the news
that he is taking time off from officer training to be at England's
first world cup group match, putting your life savings on England
failing to qualify from the group stages looks a sound investment.
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017624 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 16:33
swagman  
Gra wrote:
> Paul Robinson, David James, Robert Green; Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand,
> John Terry, Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Bridge;
> David Beckham, Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Owen
> Hargreaves, Jermaine Jenas, Stewart Downing, Joe Cole, Aaron Lennon;
> Wayne Rooney, Michael Owen, Peter Crouch, Theo Walcott.
>
> Four strikers, one of whom is completely broken, another extremely
> breakable, another very tall but otherwise a big plum, and another who
> is 12 and has played about that many Premiership minutes all season.
>
> I can vaguely see some sort of 4-5-1 emerging from all of that, but
> Jermain Jenas? Instead of another fit striker? Weird.
>
> --
> Gra

Will Walcott get the time off school? It must be in the middle of his
GCSEs?
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017626 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 16:49
Sir Benjamin Nunn  
"Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1147097067.680186.281680 [at] i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Paul Robinson, David James, Robert Green; Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand,
> John Terry, Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Bridge;
> David Beckham, Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Owen
> Hargreaves, Jermaine Jenas, Stewart Downing, Joe Cole, Aaron Lennon;
> Wayne Rooney, Michael Owen, Peter Crouch, Theo Walcott.
>
> Four strikers, one of whom is completely broken, another extremely
> breakable, another very tall but otherwise a big plum, and another who
> is 12 and has played about that many Premiership minutes all season.


Fucking Hell, if only it had been /me/ drinking with Sven last night. I
reckon I could've got him to put Coventry City players in the England team.
Scottish Coventry City players, probably.

BTN
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017627 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 17:32
hellofromgra  
>
> Fucking Hell, if only it had been /me/ drinking with Sven last night. I
> reckon I could've got him to put Coventry City players in the England team.
> Scottish Coventry City players, probably.
>

If it had been you he'd only be coming round about now, and wondering
about the best technique for climbing out of arseses.

There's a Scottish Coventry?

--
Gra
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017628 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 17:39
Nigel  
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:

>
> Fucking Hell, if only it had been /me/ drinking with Sven last night. I
> reckon I could've got him to put Coventry City players in the England team.

The two of you could have picked Ruud van Nistlerooy because Man Utd
have "sent him to Coventry".

Is it true Sven doesn't wash his hands after going to the loo, hence the
name Sven Urine Ericsson?
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017632 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 18:42
Chopsy  
On 8 May 2006 07:04:27 -0700, "Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>Paul Robinson, David James, Robert Green; Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand,
>John Terry, Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Bridge;
>David Beckham, Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Owen
>Hargreaves, Jermaine Jenas, Stewart Downing, Joe Cole, Aaron Lennon;
>Wayne Rooney, Michael Owen, Peter Crouch, Theo Walcott.
>
>Four strikers, one of whom is completely broken, another extremely
>breakable, another very tall but otherwise a big plum, and another who
>is 12 and has played about that many Premiership minutes all season.
>
>I can vaguely see some sort of 4-5-1 emerging from all of that, but
>Jermain Jenas? Instead of another fit striker? Weird.

Darren Bent and Kevin Nolan must be wondering who they've upset with
Walcott and Jenas (and Johnson and Reo-Coker in the backups) chosen.

How can Sven pick Walcott (no experience at all, only played a handful
of professional matches) and not pick SWP on the grounds that the
latter has hardly played?

Oh, sorry, it's not him picking the side is it? It's the fucking
Press, who know slightly less about football than Kullrad's Ghey
Bowels.

C
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017649 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 23:02
Osbourne Ruddock  
"Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> wrote in
news:4c944uF1446teU1 [at] individual.net:

>> Four strikers, one of whom is completely broken, another extremely
>> breakable, another very tall but otherwise a big plum, and another
>> who is 12 and has played about that many Premiership minutes all
>> season.
>
> Fucking Hell, if only it had been /me/ drinking with Sven last night.
> I reckon I could've got him to put Coventry City players in the
> England team. Scottish Coventry City players, probably.
>

I think a closer comparison would be that if there was an English
Coventry City Player who banged in 30 goals this season and took City to
both the League and FA Cup finals, Walcott would still get in.

--

Cheers, Os
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017650 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 23:04
Osbourne Ruddock  
Chopsy <msrfx [at] getrid.tiscali.co.uk> wrote in
news:r3tu525616nf2tmihjovoig8v6q0j0b6ug [at] 4ax.com:

> How can Sven pick Walcott (no experience at all, only played a handful
> of professional matches) and not pick SWP on the grounds that the
> latter has hardly played?
>
> Oh, sorry, it's not him picking the side is it? It's the fucking
> Press, who know slightly less about football than Kullrad's Ghey
> Bowels.
>

Bent must be shaking his fucking head about all this. He has England
experience, he's uninjured and he has a proven ability to bang in goals
with teh ghey abandon.

Is SGE James Cook in disguise?

--

Cheers, Os
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017651 ] Mon, 08 May 2006 23:11
Osbourne Ruddock  
"Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote in news:1147097067.680186.281680
[at] i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

> Four strikers, one of whom is completely broken, another extremely
> breakable, another very tall but otherwise a big plum, and another who
> is 12 and has played about that many Premiership minutes all season.
>

Well, Sven can afford to take a few risks considering the opposition
England will face in the latter stages if they can get there. I mean,
Brazil only have Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Ronaldo and Robinho to count
on. They must be shitting in their boots.

--

Cheers, Os
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017655 ] Tue, 09 May 2006 00:46
Paul C  
On 8 May 2006 07:04:27 -0700, "Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>Paul Robinson, David James, Robert Green; Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand,
>John Terry, Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Bridge;
>David Beckham, Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Owen
>Hargreaves, Jermaine Jenas, Stewart Downing, Joe Cole, Aaron Lennon;
>Wayne Rooney, Michael Owen, Peter Crouch, Theo Walcott.

If I'd been selecting the England squad it would have been very much
like this one (well, perhaps I'd have picked Titus Bramble instead of
John Terry).
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017682 ] Tue, 09 May 2006 13:27
Sir Benjamin Nunn  
"Osbourne Ruddock" <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97BE5C5B3881strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4...
>
>> How can Sven pick Walcott (no experience at all, only played a handful
>> of professional matches) and not pick SWP on the grounds that the
>> latter has hardly played?
>>
>> Oh, sorry, it's not him picking the side is it? It's the fucking
>> Press, who know slightly less about football than Kullrad's Ghey
>> Bowels.
>>
>
> Bent must be shaking his fucking head about all this. He has England
> experience, he's uninjured and he has a proven ability to bang in goals
> with teh ghey abandon.


It was about a year ago that I saw Darren Bent in an Ipswich kebab house.

He was, and I suspect still is, a right fucking arrogant cunt, and in a
sense it's satisfying to see him snubbed for England, after a good season of
goalscoring at Premiership level.

But that doesn't change the fact that to pick Walcott over Bent is
completely idiotic and makes no sense whatsoever, unless Sven is
deliberately trying to sabotage England's chances without people noticing.

Think about it, Rooney and Owen both borderline injured, only four strikers
travelling in total, Crouch probably not good enough for the world stage...
the sensible thing would have been to take a couple of extra guys proven at
Premiership level, in case the worst happens and England find themselves in
a situation where firepower is lacking.

Instead, he's done the exact opposite and compounded the risk. What interest
has Eriksson in picking 'one for the future' when it's not his future?

BTN
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017685 ] Tue, 09 May 2006 13:48
James Grabowski  
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
>
> "Osbourne Ruddock" <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97BE5C5B3881strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4...
> >
> >> How can Sven pick Walcott (no experience at all, only played a handful
> >> of professional matches) and not pick SWP on the grounds that the
> >> latter has hardly played?
> >>
> >> Oh, sorry, it's not him picking the side is it? It's the fucking
> >> Press, who know slightly less about football than Kullrad's Ghey
> >> Bowels.
> >>
> >
> > Bent must be shaking his fucking head about all this. He has England
> > experience, he's uninjured and he has a proven ability to bang in goals
> > with teh ghey abandon.
>
> It was about a year ago that I saw Darren Bent in an Ipswich kebab house.
>
> He was, and I suspect still is, a right fucking arrogant cunt, and in a
> sense it's satisfying to see him snubbed for England, after a good season of
> goalscoring at Premiership level.

He's scored most of his goals against the weaker sides and doesn't look
like more than an average striker. He still should have made the backup
list though. Andy Johnson ffs, half of his goals last season were from
penalties and he hasn't been great this season in the championship.

> But that doesn't change the fact that to pick Walcott over Bent is
> completely idiotic and makes no sense whatsoever, unless Sven is
> deliberately trying to sabotage England's chances without people noticing.

He obviously thinks that Bent isn't good enough at international level
where as Walcott is exceptionally quick and can play from midfield. I
can see Walcott having more impact as a sub than Bent.

> Think about it, Rooney and Owen both borderline injured, only four strikers
> travelling in total, Crouch probably not good enough for the world stage...
> the sensible thing would have been to take a couple of extra guys proven at
> Premiership level, in case the worst happens and England find themselves in
> a situation where firepower is lacking.

I don't think it matters as most of England's goals are going to come
from midfield. It looks like England will be playing 4-5-1 with crouch
up front. Defoe is likely to be called up once it's confirmed that
Rooney won't recover in time.

James
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017686 ] Tue, 09 May 2006 13:58
Nigel  
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:

> "Osbourne Ruddock" <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97BE5C5B3881strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4...
>
>>Bent must be shaking his fucking head about all this. He has England
>>experience, he's uninjured and he has a proven ability to bang in goals
>>with teh ghey abandon.
>
>
>
> It was about a year ago that I saw Darren Bent in an Ipswich kebab house.
>
> He was, and I suspect still is, a right fucking arrogant cunt, and in a
> sense it's satisfying to see him snubbed for England, after a good season of
> goalscoring at Premiership level.
>

I think I was the one person in the country who thought Bent did well on
his England debut. He held the ball up well and didn't waste possession.
He didn't score or even look like coming close but the lack of support
he had from supposedly world-class midfielders was probably a reflection
on Sven's tactical shortcomings.

I think not wasting possession is crucial if players are going to make
the transition from prem to international. Someone commented that Kevin
Nolan can feel disappointed not to be selected but IMO when he has the
ball in a tight situation he panics and either hoofs it long or plays a
suicide pass. I would have liked to have seen Gary O'Neil selected. He
keeps possession well and is a good passer.

NigelH
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017700 ] Tue, 09 May 2006 20:22
pavelb1  
Gra wrote:
> Paul Robinson, David James, Robert Green; Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand,
> John Terry, Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, Jamie Carragher, Wayne Bridge;
> David Beckham, Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Owen
> Hargreaves, Jermaine Jenas, Stewart Downing, Joe Cole, Aaron Lennon;
> Wayne Rooney, Michael Owen, Peter Crouch, Theo Walcott.
>
> Four strikers, one of whom is completely broken, another extremely
> breakable, another very tall but otherwise a big plum, and another who
> is 12 and has played about that many Premiership minutes all season.
>

Where the hell is Alan Smith? Surely he'll be on crutches in a month.
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017716 ] Wed, 10 May 2006 01:04
Richard Dixon  
Chopsy <msrfx [at] getrid.tiscali.co.uk> wrote in
news:r3tu525616nf2tmihjovoig8v6q0j0b6ug [at] 4ax.com:

> Darren Bent and Kevin Nolan must be wondering who they've upset with
> Walcott and Jenas (and Johnson and Reo-Coker in the backups) chosen.

Jenas seems to be taking middle-of-the-park anonymity to new levels beyond
those of Robert Lee.

Richard
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017726 ] Wed, 10 May 2006 19:37
Joe Horowitz  
"Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> wrote in message
news:4cbcloF14uk7vU1 [at] individual.net...
> It was about a year ago that I saw Darren Bent in an Ipswich kebab house.
>
> He was, and I suspect still is, a right fucking arrogant cunt, and in a
> sense it's satisfying to see him snubbed for England, after a good season
> of goalscoring at Premiership level.

To be fair, he's had a couple of good seasons scoring at all different
levels, for Ipswich and EnglandU21 as well.

> But that doesn't change the fact that to pick Walcott over Bent is
> completely idiotic and makes no sense whatsoever, unless Sven is
> deliberately trying to sabotage England's chances without people noticing.

I actually don't think Bent's very good. There, I've said it. I don't
think Sven thinks he's very good either, and while his record in the
Premiership is good, none of those goals will count for anything in a WC
match.

> Think about it, Rooney and Owen both borderline injured, only four
> strikers travelling in total, Crouch probably not good enough for the
> world stage... the sensible thing would have been to take a couple of
> extra guys proven at Premiership level, in case the worst happens and
> England find themselves in a situation where firepower is lacking.

It's only a provisional squad. I was surprised, however, that Bent isn't
even on the reserve list. I guess Sven really does reckon Bent is a bit of
a rubbish striker who's had a fortunate season.

> Instead, he's done the exact opposite and compounded the risk. What
> interest has Eriksson in picking 'one for the future' when it's not his
> future?

Maybe he wants to be remembered as a manager who left the England squad in
excellent shape, and to be able to put on his CV that he did. It matters
not anyway, England would _definitely_ have won the World Cup with Rooney
fit, and now they _definitely_ won't. That much is well documented in the
press.


--
Joe

Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017734 ] Wed, 10 May 2006 23:31
Osbourne Ruddock  
"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:9xp8g.254865$8Q3.97965 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:

> It matters not anyway, England would _definitely_ have won the World
> Cup with Rooney fit, and now they _definitely_ won't. That much is
> well documented in the press.
>

Why don't you fucking well put ***SPOILER*** in the subject line if
you're going to post results up ya fucking no0b.

I was going to video teh World Cup and watch it later, but there's no
point now I know what's going to happen.

What will be the score btw?

--

Cheers, Os
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017736 ] Thu, 11 May 2006 02:03
Joe Horowitz  
"Osbourne Ruddock" <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97C060D3F3908strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
> news:9xp8g.254865$8Q3.97965 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
>> It matters not anyway, England would _definitely_ have won the World
>> Cup with Rooney fit, and now they _definitely_ won't. That much is
>> well documented in the press.
>>
>
> Why don't you fucking well put ***SPOILER*** in the subject line if
> you're going to post results up ya fucking no0b.

Pfft. It's old news, Osbourne, happened the same day Chelsea won the
Premiership. I haven't just spoiled that surprise as well have I?

> I was going to video teh World Cup and watch it later, but there's no
> point now I know what's going to happen.

So I've done you a favour.

> What will be the score btw?

Stuart Downing.


--
Joe

Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017737 ] Thu, 11 May 2006 02:58
Osbourne Ruddock  
"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in news:abv8g.257722
$8Q3.31638 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:

>> Why don't you fucking well put ***SPOILER*** in the subject line if
>> you're going to post results up ya fucking no0b.
>
> Pfft. It's old news, Osbourne, happened the same day Chelsea won the
> Premiership. I haven't just spoiled that surprise as well have I?

No I had actually caught up with that. I bumped my recording of the final
day of the ashes series to do it though. Well, Aussie are home and hosed
from what I can see.

>
>> I was going to video teh World Cup and watch it later, but there's no
>> point now I know what's going to happen.
>
> So I've done you a favour.

Yes I can finally get around to watching the 2nd half of the Champions
League final. God Liverpool are shit, it's embarrassing. I also have some
good looking Ben Nunn posts to read as well, about a GHL, apparently his
life might rock.

>
>> What will be the score btw?
>
> Stuart Downing.
>

Typical, after I picked two Theo Walcotts and a Robinho.

--

Cheers, Os
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017740 ] Thu, 11 May 2006 10:49
Sir Benjamin Nunn  
"Osbourne Ruddock" <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97C060D3F3908strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
> news:9xp8g.254865$8Q3.97965 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
>> It matters not anyway, England would _definitely_ have won the World
>> Cup with Rooney fit, and now they _definitely_ won't. That much is
>> well documented in the press.
>>
>
> Why don't you fucking well put ***SPOILER*** in the subject line if
> you're going to post results up ya fucking no0b.
>
> I was going to video teh World Cup and watch it later, but there's no
> point now I know what's going to happen.
>
> What will be the score btw?


England's master plan is already well documented:

Game 1: 1-0 Lampard

Game 2: 1-1 Gerrard

Game 3: 1-0 Lampard pen

Game 4: 0-0, win on penalties

Game 5: 0-2

BTN
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017741 ] Thu, 11 May 2006 11:08
Nigel  
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:

> England's master plan is already well documented:
>
> Game 1: 1-0 Lampard
>
> Game 2: 1-1 Gerrard
>
> Game 3: 1-0 Lampard pen
>
> Game 4: 0-0, win on penalties
>
> Game 5: 0-2
>

With the dearth of fit out-and-out 25 goal-a-season type strikers in the
England squad, I was thinking a punt on Lampard to be England's top
goalscorer looked good value. However by posting the results in advance
you've tipped off the bookies and ruined it for us. And I can't keep on
hiring dodgy chef every time I want to fix a game because a) it's
expensive and b) someone might suspect something.

NigelH
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017746 ] Thu, 11 May 2006 13:36
Joe Horowitz  
"Osbourne Ruddock" <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97C083F448B06strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in news:abv8g.257722
> $8Q3.31638 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>> Pfft. It's old news, Osbourne, happened the same day Chelsea won the
>> Premiership. I haven't just spoiled that surprise as well have I?
>
> No I had actually caught up with that. I bumped my recording of the final
> day of the ashes series to do it though. Well, Aussie are home and hosed
> from what I can see.

Yeah, we're going to fuck that one up the same way we fucked up the Rugby WC
final three years bac....er....sorry I've done it again.

> Yes I can finally get around to watching the 2nd half of the Champions
> League final. God Liverpool are shit, it's embarrassing. I also have some
> good looking Ben Nunn posts to read as well, about a GHL, apparently his
> life might rock.

Oh, you're going to like how that one pans out. And then, of course, to top
if all off, you've Boro's incredible fight-back agaist Seville to look
forward to. You won't see that one coming, you really won't. They look
down and out right up until the 80th minute, I had to go finish making
dinner at that point but I've seen enough EuroBoro matches this season to
know what happens.

Great stuff. Tommo must be shagging in his grave.

>> Stuart Downing.
>
> Typical, after I picked two Theo Walcotts and a Robinho.

Sorry, wrong thread. I meant 0-2, like Ben said. Your Robinho should do
well for you.


--
Joe

Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017796 ] Fri, 12 May 2006 05:32
Osbourne Ruddock  
"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:ZkF8g.264200$8Q3.227848 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:

>
> Yeah, we're going to fuck that one up the same way we fucked up the
> Rugby WC final three years bac....er....sorry I've done it again.

Really? I was sure the All Blacks were going to fuck it up again. Damn my
fucktard betcunt skillz.

>
>> Yes I can finally get around to watching the 2nd half of the
>> Champions League final. God Liverpool are shit, it's embarrassing. I
>> also have some good looking Ben Nunn posts to read as well, about a
>> GHL, apparently his life might rock.
>
> Oh, you're going to like how that one pans out. And then, of course,
> to top if all off, you've Boro's incredible fight-back agaist Seville
> to look forward to. You won't see that one coming, you really won't.
> They look down and out right up until the 80th minute, I had to go
> finish making dinner at that point but I've seen enough EuroBoro
> matches this season to know what happens.

Sounds amazing. Sounds like the sort of comeback not seen since Margaret
Thatcher came out of retirement in 1997 to trounce Labour and ensure that
Tony Blair would never become Prime Minister.

>
> Great stuff. Tommo must be shagging in his grave.

Not to mention snooker, and tiny tits.

>
>>> Stuart Downing.
>>
>> Typical, after I picked two Theo Walcotts and a Robinho.
>
> Sorry, wrong thread. I meant 0-2, like Ben said. Your Robinho should
> do well for you.
>
>

What about the Gareth Barry up my back pocket?

--

Cheers, Os
Re: (OT) Sven names "absolutely mental" squad [message #1017797 ] Fri, 12 May 2006 06:20
Osbourne Ruddock  
"Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> wrote in news:4cgc6oF15s05dU1
[at] individual.net:

>
> England's master plan is already well documented:
>
> Game 1: 1-0 Lampard
>
> Game 2: 1-1 Gerrard
>
> Game 3: 1-0 Lampard pen
>
> Game 4: 0-0, win on penalties
>
> Game 5: 0-2
>

Wow, I didn't see that one coming!

I was expecting a little more Kenny Sansom tbh. And Hentai, obviously.

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Cheers, Os
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