| Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1017484] |
Fri, 05 May 2006 23:21 |
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Great news, guys, I changed the application like I said I would, sent it off
and here's what just came back:
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"Dear UKSF,
We are delighted to offer you the position of Manager of Charlton Athletic
Football Club, with immediate effect.
Naturally, and for the sake of complex tax issues and something to do with
share options, we will also be appointing a 'patsy', who will be officially
known to the media as 'The Manager' and will conduct interviews and the
suchlike and shout incomprehensibly from the sidelines during matches, but
other than that will have no say in the running of the club.
All decisions regarding team selection, transfers, formations,
sex-incentives and team stuff will be solely the provision, and
responsibility, of UKSF. Regarding your wages, for the same tax purposes
they will go through the 'patsy' account, but when we know who the patsy is
we'll give you his number, you can give him a ring, explain who you are and
demand most of his wages. If he gives you any trouble he'll be killed and
replaced.
We will accept and follow any e-mailed instructions from any one of you at
any time, how you choose to delegate such communications and the suchlike is
up to you. The contract is a provisional two-year deal, with an option to
extend it mutually at the end of the first year.
We look forward to working with you, and trust that you feel the same way.
On a more personal note, I've been a keen admirer of your newsgroup for many
years now, and particularly enjoy the comedy stylings of Michael Cunningham.
Yours,
Peter Varney.
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So, that's great news isn't it? We'll all the manager of Charlton now.
If anyone gets any great ideas about the formation'n'shit for Sunday, just
e-mail them to bigcahuna [at] cafc.co.uk and we'll see how it goes. Then I think
we should discuss transfer targets for next season.
--
Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1017493 ] |
Sat, 06 May 2006 00:57 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:2lP6g.223638$8Q3.5405 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
> If anyone gets any great ideas about the formation'n'shit for Sunday,
> just e-mail them to bigcahuna [at] cafc.co.uk and we'll see how it goes.
> Then I think we should discuss transfer targets for next season.
How about a line-up of:
Cooper
Burley (player-manager)-Butcher-Hreidarsson-Taricco
Ambrose-Holland-Wark-Thijssen
Bent-Bent
A good mixture of youth and experience, and with the essential ITFC theme
that rings through Charlton these days.
You know it makes sense. Bring on Alan Brazil at half time - he can still
do those mazy dribbles - many because he's plastered 87% of the time these
days.
Richard
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1017502 ] |
Sat, 06 May 2006 10:26 |
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On 5 May 2006 22:57:50 GMT, Richard Dixon presented this to
uk.sport.football:
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
> news:2lP6g.223638$8Q3.5405 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
> > If anyone gets any great ideas about the formation'n'shit for Sunday,
> > just e-mail them to bigcahuna [at] cafc.co.uk and we'll see how it goes.
> > Then I think we should discuss transfer targets for next season.
>
> How about a line-up of:
>
> Cooper
> Burley (player-manager)-Butcher-Hreidarsson-Taricco
> Ambrose-Holland-Wark-Thijssen
> Bent-Bent
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> A good mixture of youth and experience, and with the essential ITFC theme
> that rings through Charlton these days.
>
Have you not got Morris and George on the wrong sides? But
anyway, I reckon that line up would probably hold their own in
the EPL no problem.
--
poleson at gmail dot com
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1017518 ] |
Sat, 06 May 2006 16:35 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message news:2lP6g.223638$8Q3.5405 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> On a more personal note, I've been a keen admirer of your newsgroup for many years now, and particularly enjoy the
> comedy stylings of Michael Cunningham.
Thanks, Peter. Always nice to meet one of my fans. I look
forward to managing your club.
Btw, I've got a gig coming up in Ealing Community Centre in
June. I'll sort you out with a couple of complimentaries.
--
Mike
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1017525 ] |
Sat, 06 May 2006 18:05 |
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On Fri, 05 May 2006 21:21:02 GMT, "Joe Horowitz"
<my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:
>If anyone gets any great ideas about the formation'n'shit for Sunday, just
>e-mail them to bigcahuna [at] cafc.co.uk and we'll see how it goes. Then I think
>we should discuss transfer targets for next season.
There seems to be a slight flaw in the system. I just emailed a
suggestion that we go with a Conlan inspired
1
1
1
11
1111
1
1
formation, and got this reply....
"WTFAY?"
Still, they did get back to me very quickly, so things can't be too
far out of alignment.
--
Dat
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1017615 ] |
Mon, 08 May 2006 11:29 |
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"Dat" <dat_004 [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:s8ip52hq4cckn2lbd54jo12d33pf89ceb2 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 05 May 2006 21:21:02 GMT, "Joe Horowitz"
> <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:
>
> >If anyone gets any great ideas about the formation'n'shit for Sunday,
just
> >e-mail them to bigcahuna [at] cafc.co.uk and we'll see how it goes. Then I
think
> >we should discuss transfer targets for next season.
>
> There seems to be a slight flaw in the system. I just emailed a
> suggestion that we go with a Conlan inspired
>
>
> 1
> 1
> 1
> 11
> 1111
> 1
> 1
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> formation, and got this reply....
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> "WTFAY?"
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> Still, they did get back to me very quickly, so things can't be too
> far out of alignment.
>
As long as we have a season long booking at the marriott hotel in canary
wharf all should be fine for a premiership trophy in our first season. I
hear its recommended by all good nutritionists.
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1017883 ] |
Sun, 14 May 2006 15:13 |
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1017930 ] |
Mon, 15 May 2006 17:05 |
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On Sun, 14 May 2006 23:13:21 +1000, Demosthenes
<demosthenes [at] theonering.net> wrote:
>Possibly because you're getting confused with the directions for
>getting out of Hendesford, Dat? Is old age getting to finally?
It's not so much that I'm old, Demo. It's more to do with everyone
else being so young. You whippersnippers should show more respect, so
you should.
In my day it was polite for the young folk to be not seen and not
heard. If we saw an old woman poised hesitantly at the side of a busy
road we'd give her an encouraging hand. If we stumbled across some
poor bugger's wallet stuffed with notes in the street we'd damn well
make sure he got that wallet back. I can remember a time when all this
was Paul C...
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Dat
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1018002 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 17:50 |
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In article <Hu27g.8786$j7.304741 [at] news.indigo.ie>,
superman [at] spamxxblockuksf.org.uk says...
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> Btw, I've got a gig coming up in Ealing Community Centre in
> June. I'll sort you out with a couple of complimentaries.
>
Which Ealing Community Centre would that be then? I fear you may have
been misled.
M
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1042933 ] |
Thu, 25 May 2006 14:33 |
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| Re: Youksef appointed manager of Charlton [message #1043025 ] |
Fri, 26 May 2006 17:03 |
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On Thu, 25 May 2006 22:33:47 +1000, Demosthenes
<demosthenes [at] theonering.net> wrote:
>Blessed are those who do his commandments and don't argue, that they
>may have the right to Yahoo greatness, and may, yearly, enter into the
>UKSF Cup and Champions League.
>
>Outside are the dogs, the sorcerers, the murderers, the idolaters, the
>RSSers, REDevil ... and probably Mikey.
He's a sneaky bugger is Mikey. Suspected of being a lover of the great
outdoors, he argues all the time and yet still rose to the pinnacle of
the Yahoo heap.
It just goes to show, the path to the top is rarely straight.
--
Dat
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