| Busted [message #1015694] |
Thu, 11 May 2006 19:52 |
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I caught myself watching hockey last night. I feel so dirty.
I called two all-ins with the better hand and lost. Now short
stacked, I went all in with the better hand and lost again. I
was annoyed for about two seconds.
--Tedward
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| Re: Busted [message #1015695 ] |
Thu, 11 May 2006 21:56 |
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Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> I caught myself watching hockey last night.
Impressive. You can actually focus your eyes well enough to see the
puck?
> I feel so dirty.
Wait till you start watching porn.
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> I called two all-ins with the better hand and lost. Now short
> stacked, I went all in with the better hand and lost again. I
> was annoyed for about two seconds.
>
> --Tedward
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| Re: Busted [message #1015696 ] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 00:16 |
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"stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
>> I caught myself watching hockey last night.
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> Impressive. You can actually focus your eyes well enough to see the
> puck?
They did *what*?!
--Tedward
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| Re: Busted [message #1015697 ] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 01:16 |
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On Thu, 11 May 2006 18:16:46 -0400, Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> "stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
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>>> I caught myself watching hockey last night.
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>> Impressive. You can actually focus your eyes well enough to see the
>> puck?
>
> They did *what*?!
The locus of the aggressive activities was seen to be a truck.
--
The Usenet voice of the Kentucky Wildcats!
(Please ignore.)
_Raw Recruits_ and _Undue Process_ for all,
Welcome to college basketball!
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| Re: Busted [message #1015702 ] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 22:18 |
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Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> "stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
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> >> I caught myself watching hockey last night.
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> > Impressive. You can actually focus your eyes well enough to see the
> > puck?
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> They did *what*?!
They were pucking.
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> --Tedward
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| Re: Busted [message #1015703 ] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 22:20 |
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"stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
>> >> I caught myself watching hockey last night.
>> >
>> > Impressive. You can actually focus your eyes well enough to see the
>> > puck?
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>> They did *what*?!
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> They were pucking.
I should have known. Soccer fags on skates.
--Tedward
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| Re: Busted [message #1015704 ] |
Fri, 12 May 2006 22:20 |
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Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> I caught myself watching hockey last night. I feel so dirty.
>
> I called two all-ins with the better hand and lost. Now short
> stacked, I went all in with the better hand and lost again. I
> was annoyed for about two seconds.
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And I thought this thread was going to be about the Johnnies
self-imposed sanctions.
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| Re: Busted [message #1015707 ] |
Sat, 13 May 2006 06:38 |
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>And I thought this thread was going to be about the Johnnies
>self-imposed sanctions.
I thought it was about Cliffy.
Jama
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| Re: Busted [message #1015708 ] |
Sat, 13 May 2006 13:21 |
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"Pauli G" <rioroad [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1147465232.670671.126180 [at] i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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> Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
>> I caught myself watching hockey last night. I feel so dirty.
>>
>> I called two all-ins with the better hand and lost. Now short
>> stacked, I went all in with the better hand and lost again. I
>> was annoyed for about two seconds.
>>
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> And I thought this thread was going to be about the Johnnies
> self-imposed sanctions.
The cloud that has been hanging over St. John's basketball for the past two
years finally has started to lift. Although the NCAA's Committee on
Infractions found the school had made improper payments to former player Abe
Keita * - a violation of the NCAA's "extra benefits" rules - it basically
let the program off with a slap on the wrist yesterday, placing the Johnnies
on two years' probation until May 2008 and hitting them with the loss of one
scholarship next season. The committee commended the school for its
cooperation during the investigation and accepted all the school's
self-imposed penalties, which included a ban on postseason play for the 2005
season and a reduction of one scholarship in both the 2005-06 and the
2006-07 seasons.
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/story/416895p-3522 17c.html
* Career Totals:
Games: 108
Personal Fouls: 175
Rebounds: 174
Points: 135
Assists: 12
Gang Rapes: 1
That Mike Jarva$$ ** certainly had a keen eye for talent.
** " Turns out, Mike Jarvis was innocent. Of course he was. He says he was
innocent through carefully crafted written responses to NCAA questions --
and the NCAA, lacking subpoena power, had no choice but to accept Jarvis'
explanation. . . . Evans reportedly told the NCAA that Jarvis provided some
of the money for Keita, but neither Evans nor the NCAA could prove it. Of
course not. Even if Evans were telling the truth, cash is untraceable -- and
Jarvis wouldn't face the NCAA interrogation in person. So Evans gets a
three-year "show cause" penalty from the NCAA, ending his career for the
short term and probably for the long haul as well. St. John's gets two years
of probation and a few lost scholarships. And Mike Jarvis? You can find him
on ESPN, talking about college basketball."
http://www.sportsline.com/columns/weblogs/entry/doyels_dribb les
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| Re: Busted [message #1015717 ] |
Mon, 15 May 2006 15:07 |
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Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> "stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
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> >> >> I caught myself watching hockey last night.
> >> >
> >> > Impressive. You can actually focus your eyes well enough to see the
> >> > puck?
> >>
> >> They did *what*?!
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> > They were pucking.
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> I should have known. Soccer fags on skates.
Not like those he-men field hockey players.
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> --Tedward
Now they are getting pucked. You are jinking them, stop watching.
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| Re: Busted [message #1015720 ] |
Mon, 15 May 2006 21:01 |
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"stat monkey" <tadamsmar [at] yahoo.com> wrote
> Now they are getting pucked. You are jinking them, stop watching.
I'm *WHAT*?! Puck you, buddy!
(Is that what kids are calling it these days?)
--Tedward
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