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| Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1006503] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 01:46 |
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I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
another story for another time. I think it may be crushed. To take away
the pain, Bobs has come up with AB team (which actually doesnt help the
pain due to the sad lack of Aucklanders in the team)
15. MacDonald
14. Rocokoko
13. Muliana
12. Luke McCalister
11. Gear
10. Carter
9. Weepu
8. So'alio
7. McCaw
6. Collins
5. Jack
4. Ryan
3. Hayman
2. Oliver
1. Woodcock
Our centres are shit this year. Suddenly with Smith and Umaga out of
it, it starts to look a bit bear. I can't stand Aaron Mauger, and
Mulaina is untested at centre at test level...but he's a classy act,
even for a dirty traitor. I've given his fullback jersey to MacDonald.
McCalister is quite suited to second five methinks. The Wife Beater at
the chiefs is also in quite good form this year, so perhaps he can
scare Girly Man O'Driscoll into surrendering again with a few hard
hits.
Either way, this team will crush Ireland despite a few weaknesses. I'm
picking the boers could win the 3n this year if Smith is not fit. He's
the replacement for Umaga...Nonu doesn't cut it.
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1006510 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 03:35 |
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Bobs wrote:
> I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
> another story for another time. I think it may be crushed. To take away
> the pain, Bobs has come up with AB team (which actually doesnt help the
> pain due to the sad lack of Aucklanders in the team)
>
> 15. MacDonald
> 14. Rocokoko
> 13. Muliana
> 12. Luke McCalister
> 11. Gear
> 10. Carter
> 9. Weepu
> 8. So'alio
> 7. McCaw
> 6. Collins
> 5. Jack
> 4. Ryan
> 3. Hayman
> 2. Oliver
> 1. Woodcock
>
> Our centres are shit this year. Suddenly with Smith and Umaga out of
> it, it starts to look a bit bear. I can't stand Aaron Mauger, and
> Mulaina is untested at centre at test level...but he's a classy act,
> even for a dirty traitor. I've given his fullback jersey to MacDonald.
> McCalister is quite suited to second five methinks. The Wife Beater at
> the chiefs is also in quite good form this year, so perhaps he can
> scare Girly Man O'Driscoll into surrendering again with a few hard
> hits.
>
> Either way, this team will crush Ireland despite a few weaknesses. I'm
> picking the boers could win the 3n this year if Smith is not fit. He's
> the replacement for Umaga...Nonu doesn't cut it.
Hi Bobs,
Some nice picks but I've a feeling James Ryan and Tony Woodcock are
both out for the pre-3N internationals due to injury. I may be, and
most likely am, wrong but that's what I was reading in the paper on
sunday.
For centre GH could give Anthony Tuitavake a run cos he can be class
and at 23 is still relatively young. He's had a quiet S14 and wasn't
picked for the Blues v Chiefs game last week cos of a training injury,
I think, but I hope he gets a look-in somewhere along the way.
And Sam Tuitupou is class. He may be out of favour permanently cos of
the <information permanently suppressed> but should be in the Junior
All Blacks at least.
Things are looking good here in NZ this season cos for every player you
mention in your list I could (but won't) list an alternative player who
would do the jersey proud. We might or might not win the 3N with my
alternative team but would do pretty well against the rest of the
planet.
Regards
Miguel
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1006512 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 03:47 |
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Bobs wrote:
[...]
> 15. MacDonald
Easily. Just don't let him play centre.
> 14. Rocokoko
Hmmm. Sivivatu is doing the business right here right now, as is that
white guy for the Crusaders, Hamilton. You'd only pick Roko on past
form and potential.
> 13. Muliana
Laulala is doing alright, sort of best of a mediocre bunch. Much like
Pita Alatini used to be. Not a fan of picking great players out of
their natural position. Mils is a fullback. Or a bench utility, but not
a first pick centre. Smith better get his act together.
> 12. Luke McCalister
What is it with you Aucklanders? This guy is a first five. Just because
he's big doesn't mean he's a second five. He's backup to Carter. Mauger
it has to be, especially since he seems to have learnt how to tackle.
Nonu looked OK at 2nd 5 when Smith was centre, so there's a reasonable
partnership for the future as well.
> 11. Gear
> 10. Carter
> 9. Weepu
No argument with any of this lot, although Weepu seems a bit fragile at
times. But then seconds after suffering a game ending injury he makes a
clean 20 yard break, so whether he's just a great actor or simply a
drama queen is still up for question. Porn boy as the backup.
> 8. So'alio
> 7. McCaw
> 6. Collins
If it was anybody else but McCaw, I'd like to see the whole Wellington
back row in there - as one of the Oz commentators said, they're like a
three man security firm barring entry. And what with Holah and Lauaki
just itching for a go, we're not short of quality back rowers.
> 5. Jack
> 4. Ryan
Ryan is injured. Form lock in the S14 has to be Eaton. Williams may
have shot his bolt - last few games he's reverted back to the wingnut
he was a few years back. May just be frustration at playing in the
Blues. Then there's that Chief's fulla Upton and that other scarfie
lock Donnelly.
> 3. Hayman
> 2. Oliver
You're fucking joking. Oliver couldn't hit a barn door with a bucket of
paint. Directly responsible for a pile of Highlander's losses. Mealamu
is tainted by being captain of the biggest underachievers in the S14.
Hore is the man. He's got the perfect name for a hooker and he's not
afraid to blast vicious wild animals into blubbery chunks if they get
in his face. We need that in a hooker.
> 1. Woodcock
>
> Our centres are shit this year. Suddenly with Smith and Umaga out of
> it, it starts to look a bit bear. I can't stand Aaron Mauger, and
> Mulaina is untested at centre at test level...but he's a classy act,
> even for a dirty traitor. I've given his fullback jersey to MacDonald.
> McCalister is quite suited to second five methinks. The Wife Beater at
> the chiefs is also in quite good form this year, so perhaps he can
> scare Girly Man O'Driscoll into surrendering again with a few hard
> hits.
If Tuitupou doesn't make the extended squad, there'll be a stewards
inquiry.
>
> Either way, this team will crush Ireland despite a few weaknesses. I'm
> picking the boers could win the 3n this year if Smith is not fit. He's
> the replacement for Umaga...Nonu doesn't cut it.
Dunno about the jaapies, they're still pretty one dimensional. The big
improvers could be the convicts, now that they've got rid of Wendy.
Between the Oz franchises, there's one very, very good team and if they
pick it for the 3N, we'll struggle. Biggest worry is if the buggers
keept it under wraps until the RWC and then go out and win a third one.
That would be bad for life, the universe, and everything.
--
greig
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1006520 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 04:56 |
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"Greig Blanchett" <greigb [at] nzrfu.com> wrote in news:1147744028.249547.26440
[at] u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:
> Between the Oz franchises, there's one very, very good team and if they
> pick it for the 3N, we'll struggle. Biggest worry is if the buggers
> keept it under wraps until the RWC and then go out and win a third one.
> That would be bad for life, the universe, and everything.
>
Yep, fuck the rapture, this really would spell the end of times.
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Cheers, Os
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1006569 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 11:17 |
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"Osbourne Ruddock" <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97C5980C26E71strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4...
> "Greig Blanchett" <greigb [at] nzrfu.com> wrote in news:1147744028.249547.26440
> [at] u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:
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>> Between the Oz franchises, there's one very, very good team and if they
>> pick it for the 3N, we'll struggle. Biggest worry is if the buggers
>> keept it under wraps until the RWC and then go out and win a third one.
>> That would be bad for life, the universe, and everything.
>>
>
> Yep, fuck the rapture, this really would spell the end of times.
It won't happen. I have the sniper rifle packed and a ticket to France ready
to go.
<FBI note: this is a joke>
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1006592 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 11:33 |
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>> 15. MacDonald
>
> Easily. Just don't let him play centre.
No competition
>
>> 14. Rocokoko
>
> Hmmm. Sivivatu is doing the business right here right now, as is that
> white guy for the Crusaders, Hamilton. You'd only pick Roko on past
> form and potential.
I would. Don't let that ordniary Auckland backline taint your perception
>
>> 13. Muliana
>
> Laulala is doing alright,
No way.
> sort of best of a mediocre bunch. Much like
> Pita Alatini used to be. Not a fan of picking great players out of
> their natural position. Mils is a fullback. Or a bench utility, but not
> a first pick centre. Smith better get his act together.
Mils by default.
>
>> 12. Luke McCalister
>
> What is it with you Aucklanders? This guy is a first five. Just because
> he's big doesn't mean he's a second five. He's backup to Carter. Mauger
> it has to be, especially since he seems to have learnt how to tackle.
> Nonu looked OK at 2nd 5 when Smith was centre, so there's a reasonable
> partnership for the future as well.
Mauger definitely. McAlister and Nonu as backups.
>
>> 11. Gear
>> 10. Carter
>> 9. Weepu
>
> No argument with any of this lot, although Weepu seems a bit fragile at
> times. But then seconds after suffering a game ending injury he makes a
> clean 20 yard break, so whether he's just a great actor or simply a
> drama queen is still up for question. Porn boy as the backup.
Kelleher has looked ordinary this year. Putting Weepu at nine should fire
him back into life.
>
>> 8. So'alio
>> 7. McCaw
>> 6. Collins
>
> If it was anybody else but McCaw, I'd like to see the whole Wellington
> back row in there - as one of the Oz commentators said, they're like a
> three man security firm barring entry. And what with Holah and Lauaki
> just itching for a go, we're not short of quality back rowers.
>
>> 5. Jack
>> 4. Ryan
>
> Ryan is injured. Form lock in the S14 has to be Eaton.
Eaton gets my vote.
> Williams may
> have shot his bolt - last few games he's reverted back to the wingnut
> he was a few years back. May just be frustration at playing in the
> Blues. Then there's that Chief's fulla Upton and that other scarfie
> lock Donnelly.
>
>> 3. Hayman
>> 2. Oliver
>
> You're fucking joking. Oliver couldn't hit a barn door with a bucket of
> paint. Directly responsible for a pile of Highlander's losses. Mealamu
> is tainted by being captain of the biggest underachievers in the S14.
> Hore is the man. He's got the perfect name for a hooker and he's not
> afraid to blast vicious wild animals into blubbery chunks if they get
> in his face. We need that in a hooker.
>
>> 1. Woodcock
>>
>> Our centres are shit this year. Suddenly with Smith and Umaga out of
>> it, it starts to look a bit bear.
Fozzy Bear?
>> I can't stand Aaron Mauger, and
>> Mulaina is untested at centre at test level...but he's a classy act,
>> even for a dirty traitor. I've given his fullback jersey to MacDonald.
>> McCalister is quite suited to second five methinks. The Wife Beater at
>> the chiefs is also in quite good form this year, so perhaps he can
>> scare Girly Man O'Driscoll into surrendering again with a few hard
>> hits.
>
> If Tuitupou doesn't make the extended squad, there'll be a stewards
> inquiry.
>
>>
>> Either way, this team will crush Ireland despite a few weaknesses. I'm
>> picking the boers could win the 3n this year if Smith is not fit. He's
>> the replacement for Umaga...Nonu doesn't cut it.
>
> Dunno about the jaapies, they're still pretty one dimensional. The big
> improvers could be the convicts, now that they've got rid of Wendy.
> Between the Oz franchises, there's one very, very good team and if they
> pick it for the 3N, we'll struggle. Biggest worry is if the buggers
> keept it under wraps until the RWC and then go out and win a third one.
> That would be bad for life, the universe, and everything.
With Big Del gone, the Wallabies can get a bit more brains in their counter
attack. And with the way things are looking for us this yeat, the
competition is definitely going to heat things up
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1025638 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 13:33 |
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Bobs wrote:
> I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
> another story for another time. I think it may be crushed.
Christ, I told you not to let Scabs get on top, Michael.
-- rick boyd
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1025663 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 19:36 |
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Bobs wrote:
> I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
> another story for another time.
Well that's what happens when you allow your bollocks to swing in the
winds of destiny or whatever your hobby is....Matua is bound to reach
up and grab a handfull.
> I think it may be crushed.
So was Matua when you rejected him.
Richard Bridgman
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1025665 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 22:34 |
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Richard Bridgman wrote:
> Bobs wrote:
>> I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
>> another story for another time.
>
> Well that's what happens when you allow your bollocks to swing in the
> winds of destiny or whatever your hobby is....Matua is bound to reach
> up and grab a handfull.
>
>> I think it may be crushed.
>
> So was Matua when you rejected him.
>
> Richard Bridgman
>
I sympathise with our sideshow friend: I just missed crushing one of my
crown jewels when I was out biking last weekend. I just wanged it enough
to let out a blood curdling scream, but I was ok after a few minutes.
Judging by the depth of the scars on my knees, if I had landed fully on
the Balearic's I'd have been totally jaffa from now on.....
Look on the bright side Bobs, it should stop you masturbating for a few
days, and that can only be good kittens the world over....
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1025668 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 23:16 |
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"Richard Bridgman" <rhb919 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1147801012.646491.297550 [at] u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
>
> Bobs wrote:
>> I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
>> another story for another time.
>
> Well that's what happens when you allow your bollocks to swing in the
> winds of destiny or whatever your hobby is....Matua is bound to reach
> up and grab a handfull.
>
>> I think it may be crushed.
>
> So was Matua when you rejected him.
>
> Richard Bridgman
We'll it wouldn't be you Dickman that's for sure. For a start you haven't
got any balls, but it would be funny to see your clit squashed in the rack.
Matua.
*** Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com ***
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1025671 ] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 23:33 |
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"Uncle Bully" <wakeupcall [at] optushome.com.au.REMOVE> wrote in
news:446998b9$0$26385$afc38c87 [at] news.optusnet.com.au:
>>> Between the Oz franchises, there's one very, very good team and if
>>> they pick it for the 3N, we'll struggle. Biggest worry is if the
>>> buggers keept it under wraps until the RWC and then go out and win a
>>> third one. That would be bad for life, the universe, and everything.
>>>
>>
>> Yep, fuck the rapture, this really would spell the end of times.
>
> It won't happen. I have the sniper rifle packed and a ticket to France
> ready to go.
>
Heh, the one situation that might create a generation of NZ religious
suicide bombers. Aussie getting permanent hold of the RWC. It's against
our religion.
>
> <FBI note: this is a joke>
>
You also have box cutters you say?
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Cheers, Os
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1025792 ] |
Wed, 17 May 2006 20:49 |
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didgerman wrote:
> Richard Bridgman wrote:
>> Bobs wrote:
>>> I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
>>> another story for another time.
>>
>> Well that's what happens when you allow your bollocks to swing in the
>> winds of destiny or whatever your hobby is....Matua is bound to reach
>> up and grab a handfull.
>>
>>> I think it may be crushed.
>>
>> So was Matua when you rejected him.
>>
>> Richard Bridgman
>>
>
> I sympathise with our sideshow friend: I just missed crushing one of my
> crown jewels when I was out biking last weekend. I just wanged it enough
> to let out a blood curdling scream, but I was ok after a few minutes.
> Judging by the depth of the scars on my knees, if I had landed fully on
> the Balearic's I'd have been totally jaffa from now on.....
>
> Look on the bright side Bobs, it should stop you masturbating for a few
> days, and that can only be good kittens the world over....
When the weather is warm my betties hang especially low and I have
squashed on with my own leg whilst commando. Most people find my pain
incredibly funny and are not at all sympathetic.
Thankfully living here in the UK this happens once or twice a year, I
also avoid saunas and wear shorts with a longer leg.
Mike
P.S. the best advice I have had all week: make sure your girlfriend
removes her chewing gum before she gives you a blow job. It's only
wednesday but I can't see 'owt beating that.
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1036036 ] |
Thu, 18 May 2006 06:15 |
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Bobs wrote:
> I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
> another story for another time. I think it may be crushed. To take away
> the pain, Bobs has come up with AB team (which actually doesnt help the
> pain due to the sad lack of Aucklanders in the team)
Good team. Are you on drugs of any kind at the moment?
> 15. MacDonald
> 14. Rocokoko
> 13. Muliana
> 12. Luke McCalister
> 11. Gear
> 10. Carter
> 9. Weepu
> 8. So'alio
> 7. McCaw
> 6. Collins
> 5. Jack
> 4. Ryan
You're not supporting Williams?
> 3. Hayman
> 2. Oliver
And not supporting Mealamu?
> 1. Woodcock
He's *really* come a long way that lad.
>
> Our centres are shit this year. Suddenly with Smith and Umaga out of
> it, it starts to look a bit bear. I can't stand Aaron Mauger, and
> Mulaina is untested at centre at test level...but he's a classy act,
> even for a dirty traitor.
Tend to agree - Smith would have been my pick, if fit.
> I've given his fullback jersey to MacDonald.
> McCalister is quite suited to second five methinks. The Wife Beater at
> the chiefs is also in quite good form this year, so perhaps he can
> scare Girly Man O'Driscoll into surrendering again with a few hard
> hits.
>
> Either way, this team will crush Ireland despite a few weaknesses. I'm
> picking the boers could win the 3n this year if Smith is not fit. He's
> the replacement for Umaga...Nonu doesn't cut it.
Again, agreed. A worrying trend.
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1036040 ] |
Thu, 18 May 2006 06:36 |
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Peter Ashford wrote:
> Bobs wrote:
> > I'm in a bit of pain at the moment from a numb testicle, but that's
> > another story for another time. I think it may be crushed. To take away
> > the pain, Bobs has come up with AB team (which actually doesnt help the
> > pain due to the sad lack of Aucklanders in the team)
>
> Good team. Are you on drugs of any kind at the moment?
>
> > 15. MacDonald
> > 14. Rocokoko
> > 13. Muliana
I don't think you'll see Macca and Mils starting in the same team with
the management's desire to run two separate test teams.
> > 12. Luke McCalister
It will be Mauger alternating Nonu, I'm afraid. McAllister is Carter's
alternate.
> > 11. Gear
> > 10. Carter
> > 9. Weepu
> > 8. So'alio
> > 7. McCaw
> > 6. Collins
> > 5. Jack
> > 4. Ryan
>
> You're not supporting Williams?
He's not playing well, is he? It will be interesting to see how Ted
picks. Will it be on form or class? Whatever happens, there's good
depth in really good locks these days so I'm not too concened.
>
> > 3. Hayman
> > 2. Oliver
>
> And not supporting Mealamu?
Actually, Mealamu's form has been ok as a hooker. He has not set the
team alight with his captaincy, and he has been buried by an
underperming middle and back row. Oliver's lineout throwing has been
reverting to type which is worrying. Mealamu and Oliver will remain the
first choice hookers in the rotation, with individual games being
selected by their strengths matching the requirement for the game.
..
>
> > 1. Woodcock
>
> He's *really* come a long way that lad.
He's another that hasn't looked that great in the S14. Ted will
definitely pick on class not form here.
>
> >
> > Our centres are shit this year. Suddenly with Smith and Umaga out of
> > it, it starts to look a bit bear. I can't stand Aaron Mauger, and
> > Mulaina is untested at centre at test level...but he's a classy act,
> > even for a dirty traitor.
>
> Tend to agree - Smith would have been my pick, if fit.
>
> > I've given his fullback jersey to MacDonald.
> > McCalister is quite suited to second five methinks. The Wife Beater at
> > the chiefs is also in quite good form this year, so perhaps he can
> > scare Girly Man O'Driscoll into surrendering again with a few hard
> > hits.
Yeah, he's short which helps to get underneath for one of those
'lifting' tackles.
> >
> > Either way, this team will crush Ireland despite a few weaknesses. I'm
> > picking the boers could win the 3n this year if Smith is not fit. He's
> > the replacement for Umaga...Nonu doesn't cut it.
He looks great at any level below 1st tier test, where he gets found
out.
>
> Again, agreed. A worrying trend.
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| Re: Bobs' AB team v Ireland [message #1036092 ] |
Thu, 18 May 2006 22:34 |
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Mike <deathtoallspammers [at] kiwifanboy.com> wrote in
news:FeKag.2415$kc6.896 [at] newsfe3-gui.ntli.net:
>> I sympathise with our sideshow friend: I just missed crushing one of
>> my crown jewels when I was out biking last weekend. I just wanged it
>> enough to let out a blood curdling scream, but I was ok after a few
>> minutes. Judging by the depth of the scars on my knees, if I had
>> landed fully on the Balearic's I'd have been totally jaffa from now
>> on.....
>>
>> Look on the bright side Bobs, it should stop you masturbating for a
>> few days, and that can only be good kittens the world over....
>
> When the weather is warm my betties hang especially low and I have
Niggers, please.
--
Cheers, Os
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