| Re: The 25 worst things to ever happen to music [message #994110] |
Mon, 24 April 2006 22:49 |
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PUSSSYKATT [at] aol.com wrote:
> 3 A.M. GIRLS/By Ryan Parry Us Correspondent
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> Here is the top 25 in reverse order...
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> # 20. Sting: Sex and drugs and... rainforests?
Sting and Bob Dylan are by far the worst vocalists ever. Every time I
hear "Roxxane" I cringe.
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> # 18. Sean Combs: Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy... Just like many actors,
> through the years, musicians have routinely changed their names to
> broaden their appeal. But Sean seems to have upped the ante. If the
> abbreviations keep going at their present rate, hopefully he'll soon
> disappear completely.
This midget is irritating, and his lower lip is too big too.
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> # 11. Synthetic drums. The lowest point of the 80s.
Bullshit, Europe's "The Final Countdown" rocked, even DLH used it when
he fought MAGO.
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> # 6. Light air craft: Responsible for the early retirement of Patsy
> Cline, half of Lynyrd Skynyrd, John Denver, Ricky Nelson, Stevie Ray
> Vaughan and - on the day the music died - Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper
> and Ritchie Valens. There's a good reason the tour bus is still so
> popular.
They also killed Marciano and nearly killed Ric Flair. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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> # 5. "Colonel" Tom Parker: The Slobodan Milosevic of artist management.
> Getting his hooks into Elvis in 1955, the Dutch con man artfully
> steered the King away from making great music and towards the 30- odd
> largely forgettable movies he made.
What the heck is a Colonel any way? Shouldn't it be "Coronel"? Does
Colonel want Flied Lice with that?
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> # 4. Madonna's "British" accent. Michigan's finest export.
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> # 3. Ecstasy: Guilty of convincing a generation of young adults to cram
> into filthy warehouses, wave glow-sticks and bounce along to the same
> monotonous groove for hours on end.
Ridicullous, if it wasn't for Ecstasy there wouldn't be a music scene
in Liverpool these days.
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> # 2. Neverland Ranch: It's not as if everything was OK before Michael
> Jackson moved there but taking up residence at the llama-stocked,
> Ferris wheel-equipped 2,600-acre southern California ranch did
> something very strange to him. A superstar went in... and a sad wreck
> came out.
I prefer the "The Moonlight Bunny Ranch" where Jesse Ventura spent all
that dangerous time he supposedly was in Vietnam.
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> # 1. Kids today!: Snivelling whipper-snappers who have no idea of the
> pleasures of cycling for miles to the local record shop
Cycling to the record shop? Go back to the East Coast, kiddo and pedal
your way to that dive where you bought Kim Wilde's " Kids in America"
bullshit.
And the NUMBER ONE worst thing ever to happen to the music business:
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