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| Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881951] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 02:23 |
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Not my fault.
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Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881954 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 10:37 |
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Joe Horowitz <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> once famously said:
> Not my fault.
It would, however, explain his absence from footie last night. Hmm.
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Al
"i like chelsea.
Are you?"
- Mr Bean, Dec 2005
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881956 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 10:53 |
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"Allen Parkes" <forename.surname [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:45tgv7F8a5shU1 [at] individual.net...
> Joe Horowitz <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> once famously said:
>> Not my fault.
>
> It would, however, explain his absence from footie last night. Hmm.
And I think I might have texted him a 'Quite' at some point over the
weekend, to which he didn't reply, whereas normally he can't send me his
'Shirt' fast enough.
Who wants to arrange teh funeral?
BTN
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881959 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 11:36 |
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Sir Benjamin Nunn <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> once famously said:
> And I think I might have texted him a 'Quite' at some point over the
> weekend, to which he didn't reply, whereas normally he can't send me
> his 'Shirt' fast enough.
OMG!!1!!!!parallellives!11! Me too. I didn't get a Shirt, either.
> Who wants to arrange teh funeral?
Mrs K. It seems only right.
--
Al
"i like chelsea.
Are you?"
- Mr Bean, Dec 2005
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881960 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 11:42 |
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"Allen Parkes" <forename.surname [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:45tkchF8c5lpU1 [at] individual.net...
> Sir Benjamin Nunn <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> once famously said:
>> And I think I might have texted him a 'Quite' at some point over the
>> weekend, to which he didn't reply, whereas normally he can't send me
>> his 'Shirt' fast enough.
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> OMG!!1!!!!parallellives!11! Me too. I didn't get a Shirt, either.
Yeah, he owes us Shirts. Cunt. If he's alive.
>> Who wants to arrange teh funeral?
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> Mrs K. It seems only right.
Yes. Yes, it does.
If she's any good, she can arrange a load of teh funerals for the rest of
us.
Although I want diane appleton to do the after show party for mine.
BTN
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881970 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 13:38 |
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"Allen Parkes" <forename.surname [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:45tkchF8c5lpU1 [at] individual.net...
> Sir Benjamin Nunn <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> once famously said:
>> And I think I might have texted him a 'Quite' at some point over the
>> weekend, to which he didn't reply, whereas normally he can't send me
>> his 'Shirt' fast enough.
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> OMG!!1!!!!parallellives!11! Me too. I didn't get a Shirt, either.
So, have either of you two cunts tried phoning him?
I hate to be all ghey'n'shit, but I am actually a little bit worried. Who
the fuck's going to buy me ProEvo6 next Christmas?
--
Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881973 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 14:01 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:RKiKf.29409$YJ4.1937 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
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>>> And I think I might have texted him a 'Quite' at some point over the
>>> weekend, to which he didn't reply, whereas normally he can't send me
>>> his 'Shirt' fast enough.
>>
>> OMG!!1!!!!parallellives!11! Me too. I didn't get a Shirt, either.
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> So, have either of you two cunts tried phoning him?
Yeah, right, that's going to be a great phonecall isn't it?
*ring* *ring* 'Hello?', 'Quite.' *hang up*
> I hate to be all ghey'n'shit, but I am actually a little bit worried. Who
> the fuck's going to buy me ProEvo6 next Christmas?
Your girlfriend, probably. Cunt.
BTN
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881975 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 14:36 |
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In article <RKiKf.29409$YJ4.1937 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey says...
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> So, have either of you two cunts tried phoning him?
>
I texted him this morning. No response.
> I hate to be all ghey'n'shit, but I am actually a little bit worried.
>
AWTWP. Half of me thinks that the cunt's sat there, laughing all over
his ginger face while we slowly move from "Heh, teh Kullrad's DEAD!!
1111lol1111one!!!" to "Oh crap, perhaps he really is lying at the bottom
of the stairs into Teh Basement". Half of me thinks he might actually be
lying at the bottom of the stairs.
> Who the fuck's going to buy me ProEvo6 next Christmas?
>
diane appleton? MICATGG.
M
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881976 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 15:07 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
> So, have either of you two cunts tried phoning him?
> I hate to be all ghey'n'shit, but I am actually a little bit worried.
> Who the fuck's going to buy me ProEvo6 next Christmas?
AWTWP. Hell, I'll call international from Singapore to check if he's alive.
Only, I don't have his number.
Sid
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881984 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 16:09 |
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"Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> wrote in message
news:45tsssF8hpfoU1 [at] individual.net...
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> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
> news:RKiKf.29409$YJ4.1937 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> So, have either of you two cunts tried phoning him?
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> Yeah, right, that's going to be a great phonecall isn't it?
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> *ring* *ring* 'Hello?', 'Quite.' *hang up*
The 'hello' would establish he's alive, that's enough for me. You live on
your own, Ben, I'm sure you've had some scrape with accident or
incapacitation at some point that's left you pondering just how long it
would have been before anyone found you had things worked out differently.
I got locked in my own fucking bedroom the other night, that was actually
quite scary until I figured out a way to get the door open with a
coathanger.
If I lived anywhere near Kully I'd be seriously considering a visit in the
next few days.
>> I hate to be all ghey'n'shit, but I am actually a little bit worried.
>> Who the fuck's going to buy me ProEvo6 next Christmas?
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> Your girlfriend, probably. Cunt.
I expect she'll be (quite rightly) too concerned about the impact teh new
ProEvo might have on the time I have to satisfy her sexually, so she
probably wouldn't. That make you feel any better?
--
Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881985 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 16:09 |
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"Martin" <news [at] mandab.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e63d634d2419b36989a43 [at] news.individual.net...
> In article <RKiKf.29409$YJ4.1937 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey says...
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>> So, have either of you two cunts tried phoning him?
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> I texted him this morning. No response.
Fuck.
> AWTWP. Half of me thinks that the cunt's sat there, laughing all over
> his ginger face while we slowly move from "Heh, teh Kullrad's DEAD!!
> 1111lol1111one!!!" to "Oh crap, perhaps he really is lying at the bottom
> of the stairs into Teh Basement". Half of me thinks he might actually be
> lying at the bottom of the stairs.
Worrying times.
>> Who the fuck's going to buy me ProEvo6 next Christmas?
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> diane appleton? MICATGG.
She'll be too busy shagging Ben Nunn, as usual.
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Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881995 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 17:39 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:BYkKf.30720$YJ4.25695 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
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> The 'hello' would establish he's alive, that's enough for me. You live on
> your own, Ben, I'm sure you've had some scrape with accident or
> incapacitation at some point that's left you pondering just how long it
> would have been before anyone found you had things worked out differently.
All the time. And then I come to the conclusion 'fucking ages, probably'.
But if I was dead or unconscious and dying then it probably wouldn't matter
that much to me, so I'd not be too bothered, tbh.
Any other situation, where I'm indoors and alive, I'm likely to have my
phone to hand and would be able to call somebody for help.
> I got locked in my own fucking bedroom the other night, that was actually
> quite scary until I figured out a way to get the door open with a
> coathanger.
>
> If I lived anywhere near Kully I'd be seriously considering a visit in the
> next few days.
What, and risk whatever happened to him happening to you as well?
>>> I hate to be all ghey'n'shit, but I am actually a little bit worried.
>>> Who the fuck's going to buy me ProEvo6 next Christmas?
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>> Your girlfriend, probably. Cunt.
>
> I expect she'll be (quite rightly) too concerned about the impact teh new
> ProEvo might have on the time I have to satisfy her sexually, so she
> probably wouldn't. That make you feel any better?
No. No, it doesn't.
BTN
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #881997 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 17:48 |
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In article <45u9m7F8f2nnU1 [at] individual.net>, bennunn [at] depro.co.uk says...
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> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
> news:BYkKf.30720$YJ4.25695 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > The 'hello' would establish he's alive, that's enough for me. You live on
> > your own, Ben, I'm sure you've had some scrape with accident or
> > incapacitation at some point that's left you pondering just how long it
> > would have been before anyone found you had things worked out differently.
>
>
> All the time. And then I come to the conclusion 'fucking ages, probably'.
>
> But if I was dead or unconscious and dying then it probably wouldn't matter
> that much to me, so I'd not be too bothered, tbh.
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> Any other situation, where I'm indoors and alive, I'm likely to have my
> phone to hand and would be able to call somebody for help.
>
I phoned the brummiecunt this afternoon. His mobile rang out but there
was no answer.
However, I rang him from my mobile, the number of which he has in his
address book, so he was probably sat there grinning like a loon while I
get steadily more worried.
BTW - has anyone noticed a lack of absolute correctness around the place
as well???
M
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882001 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 18:02 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:5ZkKf.30723$YJ4.5821 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> diane appleton? MICATGG.
>
> She'll be too busy shagging Ben Nunn, as usual.
Pfft. It was Conlan that shagged her, really. I was just there to help out
with some of the more arduous tasks.
BTN
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882006 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 18:25 |
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"Martin" <news [at] mandab.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6403512bcd4809989a44 [at] news.individual.net...
> In article <45u9m7F8f2nnU1 [at] individual.net>, bennunn [at] depro.co.uk says...
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> BTW - has anyone noticed a lack of absolute correctness around the place
> as well???
You think they were having a secret affair, and agreed a suicide pact?
BTN
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882017 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 19:20 |
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Sir Benjamin Nunn <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> once famously said:
>> If I lived anywhere near Kully I'd be seriously considering a visit
>> in the next few days.
>
> What, and risk whatever happened to him happening to you as well?
GPWM. I live closest of us all, albeit a train journey to unfamiliar places
n' not having his address n'shit, but I've seen enough horror films to know
that going round to investigate his untimely death will almost certainly
result in my own. Actually, since Joe's the one with the "go see if he's
OK" idea, it's also possible that he's behind this, and is working his way
through the froup until Cypher's the one who lives closest to Kullrad.
Fuck knows what happens then.
--
Al
"i like chelsea.
Are you?"
- Mr Bean, Dec 2005
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882018 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 19:08 |
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On Mon, 20 Feb 2006 16:48:50 -0000, Martin presented this to
uk.sport.football:
>
> BTW - has anyone noticed a lack of absolute correctness around the place
> as well???
>
I can't bring myself to post, ATM, what with knowing what
happened to Kully and all that.
--
rob at rjp dot clara dot net
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882020 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 19:48 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> reduced the crowd to
uncontrollable tears by saying news:fS8Kf.24009$Q22.21621
[at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
> Not my fault.
Maybe he got back with Mrs K and is shagging her silly as we speak, with an
enormous erotic rictus grin spread all over his face.
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882021 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 19:52 |
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name [at] youblunder.co.youghey> reduced the crowd to
uncontrollable tears by saying news:fS8Kf.24009$Q22.21621
[at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
> Not my fault.
Oooh shit. What if 'A Torrent of Torrents' was his parting gift to us as he
sat straining on the toilet, trying to pass a globular fibrous shitlog
through his spasming colon?
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882028 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 20:59 |
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In article <MPG.1e6416052e7f419c989764 [at] news.clara.net>, sp [at] m.no says...
> > BTW - has anyone noticed a lack of absolute correctness around the place
> > as well???
> >
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> I can't bring myself to post, ATM, what with knowing what
> happened to Kully and all that.
>
What I find really amazing is that I seemed to be the first cunt that
missed him, not to say I actaully missed him, I mean that I noticed he
was missing. Me, Strawberry the one who let's face it Kullrad would
never play Pro Evo with because I own teh Xbox. Funny old world.
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882030 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 21:04 |
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"Allen Parkes" <forename.surname [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:45ufj9F7u5j4U1 [at] individual.net...
> Sir Benjamin Nunn <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> once famously said:
>>> If I lived anywhere near Kully I'd be seriously considering a visit
>>> in the next few days.
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>> What, and risk whatever happened to him happening to you as well?
>
> GPWM. I live closest of us all, albeit a train journey to unfamiliar places n' not having his address n'shit, but
> I've seen enough horror films to know that going round to investigate his untimely death will almost certainly result
> in my own. Actually, since Joe's the one with the "go see if he's OK" idea, it's also possible that he's behind this,
> and is working his way through the froup until Cypher's the one who lives closest to Kullrad.
So you're suggesting we should all lock ourselves in our own
houses and wait? Bad plan, Al. From my experience of horror
films, it's the most cowardly who almost always done away with
early on. You know how it is -- You lock all the doors and windows,
attach a few extra bolts'n'shit and then when you're finished and
feeling pretty pleased with yourself that there's no way anybody
can possibly get in, you slowly realise that the murderer is already
in the house. I think it's fair to say you've had your last ham
sandwich.
No, we've got to be sensible about this. Far from locking ourselves
in our homes, we should all gather together in a small country
house, many miles from civilisation. One of us, though, should
be a little bit careless about making sure they're not followed.
That way, nothing bad can possibly happen.
--
Mike
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882032 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 21:07 |
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In article <cipKf.6246$j7.221791 [at] news.indigo.ie>,
superman [at] spamxxblockuksf.org.uk says...
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> No, we've got to be sensible about this. Far from locking ourselves
> in our homes, we should all gather together in a small country
> house, many miles from civilisation. One of us, though, should
> be a little bit careless about making sure they're not followed.
> That way, nothing bad can possibly happen.
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>
Sounds like a great idea for a movie.
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882033 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 21:24 |
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Strawberry <snm_ukTROUSERS [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1e642ff6bb9242ca989962 [at] news.individual.net:
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> What I find really amazing is that I seemed to be the first cunt that
> missed him, not to say I actaully missed him, I mean that I noticed he
> was missing. Me, Strawberry the one who let's face it Kullrad would
> never play Pro Evo with because I own teh Xbox. Funny old world.
>
Don't be so hard on yourself Strawberry. Grief such as this transcends all
video gaming technologies.
--
Cheers, Os
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882037 ] |
Mon, 20 February 2006 23:01 |
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On Mon, 20 Feb 2006 19:59:22 -0000, Strawberry
<snm_ukTROUSERS [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
>In article <MPG.1e6416052e7f419c989764 [at] news.clara.net>, sp [at] m.no says...
>> > BTW - has anyone noticed a lack of absolute correctness around the place
>> > as well???
>> >
>>
>> I can't bring myself to post, ATM, what with knowing what
>> happened to Kully and all that.
>>
>What I find really amazing is that I seemed to be the first cunt that
>missed him, not to say I actaully missed him, I mean that I noticed he
>was missing. Me, Strawberry the one who let's face it Kullrad would
>never play Pro Evo with because I own teh Xbox. Funny old world.
Y'know Strawb, you'd be surprised the cunts that miss you when you're
gone. They take it to email and everything. Especially Joe.
And especially not Ben. I know, I probably shouldn't have uninstalled
Messenger. And left you wandering the streets that night seeking
comfort. And moved house. And left the country. And had you
arrested and deported to China.
But you're still a cunt.
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882038 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 00:10 |
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In article <8fekv1do9r19ibgrvj8qd4ufjd56puqr91 [at] 4ax.com>,
usenet [at] nospam.serioustiger.com says...
> >What I find really amazing is that I seemed to be the first cunt that
> >missed him, not to say I actaully missed him, I mean that I noticed he
> >was missing. Me, Strawberry the one who let's face it Kullrad would
> >never play Pro Evo with because I own teh Xbox. Funny old world.
>
> Y'know Strawb, you'd be surprised the cunts that miss you when you're
> gone. They take it to email and everything. Especially Joe.
I sense that your mere presence in here is going to cause one almighty
orgasm and Kullrad will be forgotten for a few pleasurable moments.
> And especially not Ben. I know, I probably shouldn't have uninstalled
> Messenger. And left you wandering the streets that night seeking
> comfort. And moved house. And left the country. And had you
> arrested and deported to China.
You did all that for Ben? That's beautiful. Especially the China bit
although the fat cunt would be more at home in Tibet where he'd probably
be treated like some deity.
> But you're still a cunt.
>
Me or Ben? Fuck what am I thinking. Ben of course. No one has ever
called me a cunt except for Conlan, Poleson, Horowitz, Nunn, Parkes,
Ruddock, Cypher, Sid, Dat, Cook, roondog, Barret & Kully (God rest his
sole).
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882045 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 01:45 |
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Strawberry <snm_ukTROUSERS [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
> Me or Ben? Fuck what am I thinking. Ben of course. No one has ever
> called me a cunt except for Conlan, Poleson, Horowitz, Nunn, Parkes,
> Ruddock, Cypher, Sid, Dat, Cook, roondog, Barret & Kully (God rest his
> sole).
*ahem* I don't think I have ever done so.
Sid
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882047 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 01:46 |
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On Mon, 20 Feb 2006 23:10:55 -0000, Strawberry
<snm_ukTROUSERS [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
>I sense that your mere presence in here is going to cause one almighty
>orgasm and Kullrad will be forgotten for a few pleasurable moments.
>
Nah. They hate me, all of them. Except, ironically, Kully, who loved
me to bits and wouldnn't be even the slightest bit alarmed about my
temporary return. And it is temporary, believe me, I give it 10 days
at most. (Not necessarily contiguously).
Would someone be kind enough to start a "Dead Cunts" thread so that
JdS and I can keep all our lurking together? TIA.
>> But you're still a cunt.
>>
>Me or Ben? Fuck what am I thinking. Ben of course. No one has ever
>called me a cunt except for Conlan, Poleson, Horowitz, Nunn, Parkes,
>Ruddock, Cypher, Sid, Dat, Cook, roondog, Barret & Kully (God rest his
>sole).
Well, I (naturally) meant BTN originally, but I like the cut of your
jib. Cunt.
~ST~
PS who or what is a roondog?
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882048 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 01:50 |
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Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> wrote in news:45v64cF8kbpkU2
[at] individual.net:
>> Me or Ben? Fuck what am I thinking. Ben of course. No one has ever
>> called me a cunt except for Conlan, Poleson, Horowitz, Nunn, Parkes,
>> Ruddock, Cypher, Sid, Dat, Cook, roondog, Barret & Kully (God rest his
>> sole).
>
> *ahem* I don't think I have ever done so.
>
He's getting a bit confused Sid because I called him a cunt twice. Once
from me and once from you.
HTH.
--
Cheers, Os
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882053 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 01:56 |
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Osbourne Ruddock <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns97718CBBA7B31strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4:
> Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> wrote in news:45v64cF8kbpkU2
>>> called me a cunt except for Conlan, Poleson, Horowitz, Nunn, Parkes,
>>> Ruddock, Cypher, Sid, Dat, Cook, roondog, Barret & Kully (God rest his
>> *ahem* I don't think I have ever done so.
> He's getting a bit confused Sid because I called him a cunt twice. Once
> from me and once from you.
That seems fair, Os. I like how you do things to^Wfor me behind my back.
Sid
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882055 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 01:59 |
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Serious Tiger <usenet [at] nospam.serioustiger.com> wrote in
news:monkv1lkr7m7pnd61qp9evuslgo6ohs4im [at] 4ax.com:
> Well, I (naturally) meant BTN originally, but I like the cut of your
> jib. Cunt.
>
> ~ST~
>
> PS who or what is a roondog?
>
Never mind about him. What are you doing back here ST? Why is it only
temporary? I'd just presumed you'd made your millions and had returned to
UKSF Acres for a life of leisure. You know, on the golf course with
Poleson, in the lap dance club with Nunn etc...
PS Did you catch our latest match against the World XI on the telly? That
Marc Vivien Foe turned out to be a bit of a cunt.
--
Cheers, Os
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882058 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 02:48 |
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Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM [at] MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> wrote in
news:45v6pjF8kbpkU3 [at] individual.net:
>> He's getting a bit confused Sid because I called him a cunt twice.
>> Once from me and once from you.
>
> That seems fair, Os. I like how you do things to^Wfor me behind my
> back.
>
No worries. It's a free offshoot service that Os Alerts provides for
regular customers. We can inform newbies that you LTCOTJ, we can AWTWP at
will and DWTWP on topics you might not be down with. We can even let you
play QSI with Ben Nunn until the cows come home if you so wish. Mind you,
there's not been too much demand for that one lately. In fact, the only
recent one we had was Kullrad who signed up on a long term deal about 3
months ago.
Hang on a minute....
--
Cheers, Os
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882061 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 03:26 |
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"Serious Tiger" <usenet [at] nospam.serioustiger.com> wrote in message
news:monkv1lkr7m7pnd61qp9evuslgo6ohs4im [at] 4ax.com...
> On Mon, 20 Feb 2006 23:10:55 -0000, Strawberry
> <snm_ukTROUSERS [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>I sense that your mere presence in here is going to cause one almighty
>>orgasm and Kullrad will be forgotten for a few pleasurable moments.
>>
>
> Nah. They hate me, all of them.
This is unequivocably true, Strawbs. Of course, some of us used to kind of
get on okay with ST when he was real, but it didn't take us long after his
death to all agree that he was a total cunt and we didn't want him back.
> Except, ironically, Kully, who loved
> me to bits and wouldnn't be even the slightest bit alarmed about my
> temporary return.
Kully loves no-one, Tig, he's way too metal for alll that. \m/
Besides, he's dead.
> And it is temporary, believe me, I give it 10 days
> at most. (Not necessarily contiguously).
Ten days too many, for all concerned. Did you add a digit on your life
expectancy again?
> Would someone be kind enough to start a "Dead Cunts" thread so that
> JdS and I can keep all our lurking together? TIA.
Start it yourself. I'm way too busy turning Kully's dead thread into the
biggest and bestest of the month, in his honour as it turns out.
--
Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882062 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 03:29 |
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"Osbourne Ruddock" <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97718E51D7F24strikeboyhotmailcom [at] 130.133.1.4...
> Never mind about him. What are you doing back here ST? Why is it only
> temporary? I'd just presumed you'd made your millions and had returned to
> UKSF Acres for a life of leisure. You know, on the golf course with
> Poleson, in the lap dance club with Nunn etc...
Pfft. Everyone knows you should never go to such a place with Ben, it takes
every girl in the club just to dance on half of his lap.
--
Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882069 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 07:28 |
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In article <45ufj9F7u5j4U1 [at] individual.net>, forename.surname [at] blueyonder.co.uk
says...
> Sir Benjamin Nunn <bennunn [at] depro.co.uk> once famously said:
> >> If I lived anywhere near Kully I'd be seriously considering a visit
> >> in the next few days.
> >
> > What, and risk whatever happened to him happening to you as well?
>
> GPWM. I live closest of us all, albeit a train journey to unfamiliar places
> n' not having his address n'shit, but I've seen enough horror films to know
> that going round to investigate his untimely death will almost certainly
> result in my own. Actually, since Joe's the one with the "go see if he's
> OK" idea, it's also possible that he's behind this, and is working his way
> through the froup until Cypher's the one who lives closest to Kullrad.
>
> Fuck knows what happens then.
Blowflies, Al, lots of blowflies. Frankly, if Kully is corpsified it adds mucho
cachet to my Kullyphobic video and it will no longer be a free download. A man
has to make hay while the sun shines and all that. Plus, if he is in Hell now I
won't have to fuck around looking for good pictures of a giraffe's neck for his
morph.
I'd be the last cunt to turn to if someone wanted me to go out of my way to make
sure some linux geek was still breathing. The dude I normally got on the piss
with has been poorly for about 18 months now with a malaise that robs him of his
energy. I sent him an email last week to see if he was still alive because I
realised I hadn't seen him in about 4 months. Turns out he was and I told him
I'd call around the next day and give him loads of bits to help him wile away
his time and I still haven't managed to get around there. It isn't that I don't
care about him, far from it, it's just I'm so self absorbed. Hell, when I boiled
it right down so only the essence was left I realised I'm very me me me and me
and Cypher are comfortable with this.
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882072 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 10:44 |
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Strawberry <snm_ukTROUSERS [at] hotmail.com> once famously said:
> What I find really amazing is that I seemed to be the first cunt that
> missed him, not to say I actaully missed him, I mean that I noticed he
> was missing. Me, Strawberry the one who let's face it Kullrad would
> never play Pro Evo with because I own teh Xbox. Funny old world.
Technically, I noticed he wasn't playing football with me first, as every
time I rolled the ball to him it went right over to the wall and nobody
played it back. Only, I had to get home from the leisure centre n'shit to
post.
--
Al
"i like chelsea.
Are you?"
- Mr Bean, Dec 2005
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Tue, 21 February 2006 10:55 |
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Michael Cunningham <superman [at] spamxxblockuksf.org.uk> once famously said:
> No, we've got to be sensible about this. Far from locking ourselves
> in our homes, we should all gather together in a small country
> house, many miles from civilisation. One of us, though, should
> be a little bit careless about making sure they're not followed.
> That way, nothing bad can possibly happen.
Good call. I'll make sure to siphon all the fuel out of the cars we arrive
in to get the house's generator running. Don't worry about me leaving us
stranded though, I'll leave under a quarter of a tank in the beat-up old
black Golf GTI which mysteriously turned up at the house. We should be fine
with that, whoever's car it might be.
--
Al
"i like chelsea.
Are you?"
- Mr Bean, Dec 2005
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882074 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 10:57 |
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Cypher <cypher [at] home.com> once famously said:
>> Fuck knows what happens then.
>
> Blowflies, Al, lots of blowflies. Frankly, if Kully is corpsified it
> adds mucho cachet to my Kullyphobic video and it will no longer be a
> free download. A man has to make hay while the sun shines and all
> that.
So you're suggesting you have a motive too and that you and Joe are in
league to oversee Kullrad's unfortunate turn to the lifeless? Interesting.
> Plus, if he is in Hell now I won't have to fuck around looking
> for good pictures of a giraffe's neck for his morph.
I hope he has the world's most orange hair, Cyph. I really do.
> Hell, when I boiled it right down so only the essence was
> left I realised I'm very me me me and me and Cypher are comfortable
> with this.
It's the BMA creed.
--
Al
"i like chelsea.
Are you?"
- Mr Bean, Dec 2005
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882084 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 23:45 |
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On 21 Feb 2006 09:31:31 -0800, "Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
>> "Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:1140542846.982404.123420 [at] g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> > FFS.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> what
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > FFS.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> what
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > unbelievable
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> what
>> >>
>> >
>> > FFS.
>>
>>
>> what
>>
>
>what
What a lovely tribute from Gra there. Sounded almost exactly like
Kullrad. *sniff*
M
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882085 ] |
Tue, 21 February 2006 23:48 |
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In article <ju5nv11qnbro5ldov82l3gg57lajfucdo8 [at] 4ax.com>,
news [at] mandab.co.uk says...
> What a lovely tribute from Gra there. Sounded almost exactly like
> Kullrad. *sniff*
>
>
Ye but at least that cunt Kullrad can snip.
BTW you are starting to look like Danielle Westbrooke, you better lay
off that shit.
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| Re: Horridshits - an incurable stomach condition which killed Kullrad [message #882091 ] |
Wed, 22 February 2006 13:37 |
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"Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote in news:1140543091.836512.87830
> Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
> what
One of you better be Kullrad, 'cause this non-snipping is making me angry.
Sid
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