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| Big Aud [message #1088827] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 20:07 |
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Sadly, I have to rush off to chauffeur my aunt Audrey (called Big
Audrey to differentiate her from her daughter, also named Audrey*),
whose on her hols here from her palatial home in Henley.
And when I say palatial, I mean 5 up, 2 down, obviously.
So I haven't the time to read that scrumptious thread on our neuroses,
or lack thereof.
But I'd just like to say, that when I put Forte Agent to sleep right
now, I'll click on the top post, on a thread which I think brought me
"good luck".
If I don't, I have to launch Agent again, and start all over. Cunt.
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http://futuremd.blogspot.com/
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| Re: Big Aud [message #1088828 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 20:08 |
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On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:07:08 -0400, Victoria Barrett
<vbarrett [at] the-beach.net> wrote:
>Sadly, I have to rush off to chauffeur my aunt Audrey (called Big
>Audrey to differentiate her from her daughter, also named Audrey*),
Oops, forgot.
*I will also name my first daughter, Victoria, so one day I'll be Big
Vic.
Which is good, as I'm already quite big in some places.
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http://futuremd.blogspot.com/
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| Re: Big Aud [message #1088829 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 20:35 |
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Victoria Barrett wrote:
>> Sadly, I have to rush off to chauffeur my aunt Audrey (called Big
>> Audrey to differentiate her from her daughter, also named Audrey*),
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> Oops, forgot.
It's the 'change', luv.
> *I will also name my first daughter, Victoria, so one day I'll be Big
> Vic.
OMFG, you'd sound like someone off Eastenders or someone who watches
Eastenders.
Not good.
> Which is good, as I'm already quite big in some places.
Yeah, yer head.
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Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003
"Surely Kully is as offensive an individual as has ever posted
regularly on uksf?." - Chopsy.
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| Re: Big Aud [message #1088853 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 05:21 |
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"Victoria Barrett" <vbarrett [at] the-beach.net> wrote in message
news:mq8qb2h37scknqdjvie7m7etqe0d2dracc [at] 4ax.com...
> On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:07:08 -0400, Victoria Barrett
> <vbarrett [at] the-beach.net> wrote:
>
>>Sadly, I have to rush off to chauffeur my aunt Audrey (called Big
>>Audrey to differentiate her from her daughter, also named Audrey*),
>
> Oops, forgot.
>
> *I will also name my first daughter, Victoria, so one day I'll be Big
> Vic.
Sounds like a gangster off one of them Guy Ritchie films, like Snatch.
> Which is good, as I'm already quite big in some places.
"Everyone's big in New Zealand."
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| Re: Big Aud [message #1088861 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 14:24 |
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In article <mj8qb29n5r5p47qepnaon0ftlurtvpnimi [at] 4ax.com>, vbarrett [at] the-
beach.net says...
> Sadly, I have to rush off to chauffeur my aunt Audrey (called Big
> Audrey to differentiate her from her daughter, also named Audrey*),
> whose on her hols here from her palatial home in Henley.
>
> And when I say palatial, I mean 5 up, 2 down, obviously.
>
> So I haven't the time to read that scrumptious thread on our neuroses,
> or lack thereof.
>
> But I'd just like to say, that when I put Forte Agent to sleep right
> now, I'll click on the top post, on a thread which I think brought me
> "good luck".
>
> If I don't, I have to launch Agent again, and start all over. Cunt.
>
>
WTF are you talking about? You're rambling again dear.
M
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| Re: Big Aud [message #1088862 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 15:18 |
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Martin wrote:
Snip
> WTF are you talking about? You're rambling again dear.
>
> M
It's about two Audreys. One big, and one little. Isn't it always the
way with Audreys.
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| Re: Big Aud [message #1088864 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 15:58 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Tommo ? squealed:
> It's about two Audreys. One big, and one little. Isn't it always the
> way with Audreys.
Fancy naming your birds tits 'Audrey', Tommoł.
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Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003
"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
Winamp is sleeping: (My Boss is in, probably)
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| Re: Big Aud [message #1088865 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 15:59 |
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Victoria Barrett wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:07:08 -0400, Victoria Barrett
> <vbarrett [at] the-beach.net> wrote:
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>>Sadly, I have to rush off to chauffeur my aunt Audrey (called Big
>>Audrey to differentiate her from her daughter, also named Audrey*),
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>
> Oops, forgot.
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> *I will also name my first daughter, Victoria, so one day I'll be Big
> Vic.
As you go sailing a lot, your offspring, if any, will tend to be of the
opposite sex unless your partner also goes sailing a lot. If it's a boy,
will you call him 'Victoria'?
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> Which is good, as I'm already quite big in some places.
Hednesford?
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