| Stop Cheating in Football [message #1065902] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 22:19 |
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To: Football Federations Worldwide
Like me, maybe you recently watched while the captains of quarterfinal
teams in the FIFA World Cup read out grand statements requesting all
football supporters renounce racism. I ask what credibility do
footballers have for such grand gestures; most are nothing more then
cheats and liars?
For the very same players then went on to captain teams intent on using
every dirty trick they could get away with to cheat their way into
winning a 'game' of football. It seems in football now each game is
simply acting and cheating. We must make a stand to restore the pride
of this great game and stop cheating. Be it simulation, exaggeration or
knowingly making false claims to gain a dishonest advantage.
This is no longer a case of the odd dive to gain a free kick. Players
will lift their feet off the ground at the slightest hand on their
shoulder. We see players fall to the ground holding their face when
it's clear they were never touched in that area. Players pretend to
be injured just to hold the play up and often turn to the ref and
simulate the showing of red or yellow card because they want to gain
that advantage over the other team. Time as come to stop this as it's
already gone too far, referees are often fooled into giving decisions
that effect the result and ruin the game as a spectacle.
I petition that nation federations of football (soccer) like the
English FA should make the players sign a fair play policy statement
and then be strong enough to enforce such a policy to drive this
cheating out of the game from the highest level, even if it means star
players don't play for their country.
Introducing such a policy will make the players think about their
actions if those actions would result in a loss of their position in
the national team. This could be done without much fuss at
international level by asking each player to agree a national policy of
respect for the game if they wish to represent their country.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
http://www.petitiononline.com/nocnoc33/petition-sign.html
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1065906 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 01:53 |
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baggies [at] fastmail.fm wrote:
> To: Football Federations Worldwide
>
> Like me, maybe you recently watched while the captains of quarterfinal
> teams in the FIFA World Cup read out grand statements requesting all
> football supporters renounce racism. I ask what credibility do
> footballers have for such grand gestures; most are nothing more then
> cheats and liars?
Snip
Thank goodness I didn't reort to cheating and lying when I stuck 3 our
of 5 past Pat Cuff very recently. I simply placed the ball on the spot,
and all I asken in return was that Cuffy (Jim Platt was busy that day)
simply picked the fuckers out of the net.
Simple transactions, and I saw no need to wish him an ugly death or
anything as naughty as that. Mind you, we're not all onion bag
specialists like me, and I can see why the other fuckers may be tempted
to cheat.
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088699 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 11:13 |
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> Simple transactions, and I saw no need to wish him an ugly death or
> anything as naughty as that. Mind you, we're not all onion bag
> specialists like me, and I can see why the other fuckers may be tempted
> to cheat.
Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. That onion bag you
sold me: the holes are way to big and the onions keep falling out. And
it's bloody vast. How many onions do you think I've got?
How many?
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Gra
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088701 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 11:59 |
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"Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote in news:1153127636.645467.39760
[at] s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
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> Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. That onion bag you
> sold me: the holes are way to big and the onions keep falling out. And
> it's bloody vast. How many onions do you think I've got?
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> How many?
>
1374. Am I right?
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Cheers, Os
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088702 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 12:50 |
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> > Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. That onion bag you
> > sold me: the holes are way to big and the onions keep falling out. And
> > it's bloody vast. How many onions do you think I've got?
> >
> > How many?
> >
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> 1374. Am I right?
>
Tepid at best, Os, tepid at best.
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Gra
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088703 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 13:58 |
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Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Gra squealed:
>> > Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. That onion bag you
>> > sold me: the holes are way to big and the onions keep falling out. And
>> > it's bloody vast. How many onions do you think I've got?
>> >
>> > How many?
>> >
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>> 1374. Am I right?
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> Tepid at best, Os, tepid at best.
How about 73?
Warmer? Colder?
--
Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003
"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummiecunt this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz
Winamp is sleeping: (My Boss is in, probably)
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088704 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 14:08 |
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> >> > How many?
> >> >
> >>
> >> 1374. Am I right?
> >>
> > Tepid at best, Os, tepid at best.
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> How about 73?
>
> Warmer? Colder?
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Warmer, but hardly tropical. Perhaps the heat you might feel from a
partially functioning radiator at a distance of eleven feet.
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Gra
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088705 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 14:43 |
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Gra wrote:
>>>>>How many?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>1374. Am I right?
>>>>
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>>>Tepid at best, Os, tepid at best.
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>>How about 73?
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>>Warmer? Colder?
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> Warmer, but hardly tropical. Perhaps the heat you might feel from a
> partially functioning radiator at a distance of eleven feet.
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2. And most people call them nuts.
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088707 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 15:28 |
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"Gra" <hellofromgra [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote in news:1153133406.361356.190140
[at] p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:
>> > it's bloody vast. How many onions do you think I've got?
>> > How many?
>> 1374. Am I right?
> Tepid at best, Os, tepid at best.
1.2, of course.
Sid
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088710 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 18:58 |
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On 16 Jul 2006 13:19:21 -0700, baggies [at] fastmail.fm wrote:
>To: Football Federations Worldwide
>
>Like me, maybe you recently watched while the captains of quarterfinal
>teams in the FIFA World Cup read out grand statements requesting all
>football supporters renounce racism. I ask what credibility do
>footballers have for such grand gestures; most are nothing more then
>cheats and liars?
>
snip
youre in the wrong group
this ones for childish twats(pricks cunts whatever) tossing one
another off
rister
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088711 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 19:33 |
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im [at] it.com reduced the crowd to uncontrollable tears by saying
news:ng4qb2paoal7e1igrmfttnf85raim4gplt [at] fe06.highwinds-media.phx:
>>Like me, maybe you recently watched while the captains of quarterfinal
>>teams in the FIFA World Cup read out grand statements requesting all
>>football supporters renounce racism. I ask what credibility do
>>footballers have for such grand gestures; most are nothing more then
>>cheats and liars?
>>
> snip
>
> youre in the wrong group
>
> this ones for childish twats(pricks cunts whatever) tossing one
> another off
*wanks*
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088714 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 22:05 |
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>> snip
>>
>> youre in the wrong group
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>> this ones for childish twats(pricks cunts whatever) tossing one
>> another off
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> *wanks*
*waits underneath*
--
Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003
"Surely Kully is as offensive an individual as has ever posted
regularly on uksf?." - Chopsy.
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088717 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 23:06 |
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im [at] it.com wrote in news:ng4qb2paoal7e1igrmfttnf85raim4gplt [at] fe06.highwinds-
media.phx:
>
> youre in the wrong group
>
> this ones for childish twats(pricks cunts whatever) tossing one
> another off
>
YSTLIABT?
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Cheers, Os
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088718 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 23:46 |
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According to <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com>:
>> youre in the wrong group
>>
>> this ones for childish twats(pricks cunts whatever) tossing one
>> another off
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>YSTLIABT?
I don't think he did, really, I think he was just specifying.
You wouldn't want to end up in the wrong froup, after all.
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088719 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 00:19 |
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comps [at] riffraff.plig.net (Vicky Conlan) wrote in news:e9h0fr$1kah$1
[at] magenta.plig.net:
>>> youre in the wrong group
>>>
>>> this ones for childish twats(pricks cunts whatever) tossing one
>>> another off
>>
>>YSTLIABT?
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> I don't think he did, really, I think he was just specifying.
You're probably right. It was just that little bit about 'childish twats,
pricks, cunts and whatever' that hinted to me that he might be putting us
down. I was probably being too sensitive.
> You wouldn't want to end up in the wrong froup, after all.
>
God no, I wandered into alt.depression one day to laugh at the saddo's
and found that Ben had managed to get himself trapped in there somehow.
There's a lesson in that for all of us I believe.
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Cheers, Os
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088720 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 00:24 |
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According to <strikeboy [at] hotmail.com>:
>>>> this ones for childish twats(pricks cunts whatever) tossing one
>>>> another off
>>>
>>>YSTLIABT?
>>
>> I don't think he did, really, I think he was just specifying.
>
>You're probably right. It was just that little bit about 'childish twats,
>pricks, cunts and whatever' that hinted to me that he might be putting us
>down. I was probably being too sensitive.
sounds pretty fair and accurate to me. YMMV.
>> You wouldn't want to end up in the wrong froup, after all.
>
>God no, I wandered into alt.depression one day to laugh at the saddo's
>and found that Ben had managed to get himself trapped in there somehow.
>There's a lesson in that for all of us I believe.
Oh so it was /you/ who let him out after all the trouble I went to to
get him to visit unsuspectingly after telling him it was a coffee bar
in Liverpool Street. Bastard.
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| Re: Stop Cheating in Football [message #1088722 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 03:23 |
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comps [at] riffraff.plig.net (Vicky Conlan) wrote in
news:e9h2nh$1l4n$1 [at] magenta.plig.net:
>>> I don't think he did, really, I think he was just specifying.
>>
>>You're probably right. It was just that little bit about 'childish
>>twats, pricks, cunts and whatever' that hinted to me that he might be
>>putting us down. I was probably being too sensitive.
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> sounds pretty fair and accurate to me. YMMV.
That doesn't make him better than us.
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>>> You wouldn't want to end up in the wrong froup, after all.
>>
>>God no, I wandered into alt.depression one day to laugh at the saddo's
>>and found that Ben had managed to get himself trapped in there
>>somehow. There's a lesson in that for all of us I believe.
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> Oh so it was /you/ who let him out after all the trouble I went to to
> get him to visit unsuspectingly after telling him it was a coffee bar
> in Liverpool Street. Bastard.
>
I only gave him advice on how he can make his life all wonderful'n'shit.
How was I supposed to know he was going to take it?
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Cheers, Os
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